Hopped-Up 64

The gang goes sweaty this week as we dissect our game of the month, Call of Duty's Warzone! We also get into some of the history of battle royales, the difficulty in getting into a multiplayer game late in its lifecycle, and pour one out for the true king of CoD modes: DMZ. Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord Hosts: Chris Norris, Jack Shirai, Steph Fan, Mike Parker Musi...

This week, Norris test's the limit of his caffeine resistance, Mike is on his brat summer thanks to Pokémon psychosis, and Dave's favourite new word is "widget". Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Mike Parker Music by David Beebe

This week the gang squares up against Big Berry, Dave decides if it's time to be a Kingmaker, Norris realizes Paper Mario has hands, Matt is detailing the important political details coming out of the r/huffing community, and Jack just wants to get Dark and Darker with it. Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Matt Emery, Jack Shirai Musi...

Today, David learns what a calendar does. Also: Norris gets sweaty, Steph gets addicted to Balatro, and Mike is gonna be a baseball guy. All this and more on the hardest-hitting news podcast in town. Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord Hosts: Chris Norris, Steph Fan, Mike Parker, David Beebe Music by David Beebe

Nothing else can explain what happened to that burrito. It's the perfect crime. This week's a good one. We get the bits out for like an hour, then talk about video games at the end. Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord Hosts: Chris Norris, Steph Fan, Mike Parker, Jack Shirai, David Beebe Music by David Beebe

This week the crew gets cozy in a big ol' English villa, drinking tea and growing plants and such. We're playing Botany Manor, come on in! We also talk a bit about Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree, some Stellaris, and we go chill out in Matt's Movie Corner to round out the night. Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord Hosts: Chris Norris, Steph Fan, Mike Parker, Matt Emer...

We may have already used this episode title before, but I'm certainly not going to check. This week, Mike learns about the downsides of slavery, Norris learns the downsides of drinking 5 sour sodas, Steph learns how to travel back in time, Jack learns what's behind the thousand year door, and Dave learns from Matt that he's wrong and movies are actually good. Also, come chill with us at our discor...

I swear I had a better title for this episode but all I can remember right now is that stupid song. We're back! Even though we didn't go anywhere! Though it felt like we did! This week the crew talks about hells of games: we're prepping for Elden Ring DLC, we're making fun of Norris' endless Walking Sims, and we dissect the Nintendo Direct. Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupd...

Norris and Matt explore the depths of computer, as we highlight our guided tour of VR Chat with the good folks over at Gentle Computer Realm. Hey, go subscribe to Gentle Computer Realm while you're at it! https://www.youtube.com/@gentlecomputerrealm Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord Hosts: Chris Norris, Matt Emery Special Guests: Gentle Computer Realm Creators Keifer,...

What happens when you mix Mandy, Super Hot, Wanted, and Where's Waldo? You get this month's GotM: Children of the Sun! We deep dive into this puzzle sniper, but at the end there's also some Stellaris updates, because it's claimed another victim. Hey, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord Hosts: Chris Norris, Matt Emery, David Beebe, Mike Parker Music by David Beebe

It's surprisingly roomy in here. This week we really try our damndest to talk about video games, but somehow go kind of off-track. We do talk a bit on Factorio, Stellaris, Hades, and Minishoot Adventures, which *is* a pretty good list of games. Hey, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord Hosts: Chris Norris, Matt Emery, David Beebe Music by David Beebe

Except for the Winter Olympics, I guess. This week the gang sends the 2023-24 Canucks season to Valhalla, before finally getting back to what they're technically always supposed to be doing: talking about video games. Hey, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord Hosts: Chris Norris, Mike Parker, Steph Fan, David Beebe Music by David Beebe

There's no escaping the hockey gulag this week! We pretend for an hour that we're a sports podcast, and explain to you why, empircally, the Edmonton Oilers are a team full of scumbags and piss-babies.  Just kidding. Just kidding just kidding. Hey, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord Hosts: Chris Norris, Jack Shirai, Mike Parker Music by David Beebe

Nothing to see here folks! Just another episode of a video game podcast! Hey, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord Hosts: Chris Norris, Jack Shirai, David Beebe Music by David Beebe

This month the gang learns how to play poker The Real Way, as we discuss our Game of the Month: Balatro! Hey, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord Hosts: Chris Norris, Jack Shirai, Matt Emery, David Beebe, Mike Parker Music by David Beebe

This week the gang talks about the NHL playoffs and how it is deeply tied to our moment-to-moment mood. We also discuss nacho vodka, Mountain Dew Sommeliers, and the proper sibling setup. Mike is mad about Final Fantasy, Norris calls Diablo 4 "Mungy". Hey, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord Hosts: Chris Norris, Jack Shirai, Steph Fan, Mike Parker Music by David Beebe

This week the gang can't help talking about Warhammer and Final Fantasy, but there's also some hot Stellaris news, Norris is searching for a Golden Idol, and, bah god, is that Baldur's Gate 3's music I hear!? Hey, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord Hosts: Chris Norris, Matt Emery, Jack Shirai, David Beebe Music by David Beebe

This week, the gang is down-bad for Balatro, Mike still has some thoughts on FF7:Rebirth, Dave is chilling with some fantasy anime unicorns, and Norris deserves his punishment. Also, the back half has a *lot* of warhammer talk. So, get excited! Hey, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Mike Parker Music by David Beebe

Nothing like a good Sunday drive, followed by a relaxing roadside picnic. This week the gang talks about our game of the month, Pacific Drive! Norris also learns that tires are made of rubber, and Mike learns that lights use electricity! Hey, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Matt Emery, Jack Shirai, Mike Parker Music by David Beebe

Read your bibles, folks. It's a two-man jam this week on the pod, as Norris and Dave discuss warhammer tournaments, chunky pixels, dungeon synth, and why Love is Blind is both evil and a modern masterpiece. Team Jimmy or Team Chelsea choose your weapon. Hey, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe Music by David Beebe

Minigames: menace to some, saviour to others. This week Mike's still on that FF7 Rebirth train, Dave's still on the Baldur's Gate train, Matt has lost his soul to Balatro, and Norris is helping a turnip rob banks. We also break down our Canonically Correct feelings about the Oscars and Dune Part 2. Hey, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Mik...

This week, Mike yells at Cloud, Dave is deep into what I think is his fifth BG3 run, and Norris wants to be a Mountain Dew taste tester. Hey, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Mike Parker Music by David Beebe

This week the gang is talking The Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood, a fantastic visual novel game that dares to ask the player "Hey, you gonna eat that witch?" Hey, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord Hosts: Chris Norris, Jack Shirai, Mike Parker Music by David Beebe

This week, we're hanging down low with our favourite FF7 characters. Dave also gives us the latest from Faerun, Mike's still managing democracy, Jack is cheating at roguelike poker, and Norris' brain demons is making him do something stupid again. Hey, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord Hosts: Chris Norris,Jack Shirai, Mike Parker, David Beebe Music by David Beebe

This week we're in on the highs and lows of online penny-ante poker, warhammer 40k lore sickos, and Hell Divers 2. Norris also tries to explain why being creeped out by FMV hostesses in Like a Dragon Gaiden doesn't make him a prude, and we all turn into US Civil War nerds. Hey, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord Hosts: Chris Norris, Matt Emery, David Beebe Music by David Bee...