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The gang gets together and discusses their various E3 beliefs and rumours. And by that, I of course mean they discuss which video game character is most likely secretly addicted to blow. It's not who you think! Everyone discusses how excited they are about all the battle royale games that are gonna get announced next week, Norris got hacked, Kelly is learning to hate his uppity son, Dave just want...

Norris is sick, almost everyone else is off playing fight games, we have no beer, just a random assortment of found liquor in the fridge; morale remains high. This week Kelly and Norris discuss David Cage's feelings about Androids, Norris details his tentative first steps into his Dark, Dark Souls, and discuss what they're going to do when they finally get released from Vault 76. Drink of the Week...

Welcome to the Joint Operations Task Force soldier. You ready to get higher than you've ever gone? This week, Norris wants a new aesthetic, Dave plays Dragon's Crown for the articles, and Mike's too old for music festivals. Everyone gushes about God of War for a while (SPOILERS FROM 33:50 to 39:00), all the characters in Norris' Persona 5 game want to go to Dome Town, and everyone has some feeling...

Topics this week: We're not cool anymore, Matt hates all animals, Dave wants Milla Jovovich in a Mega Man costume. Also Matt loves his Lancer and the divine right of space kings, and we all determine the etymology of the world "Milf". Drink of the Week: American Vintage Hard Green Iced Tea Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Kelly Wright, Charlene Bayer, Matt Emery Music by Sebastian Bender

If somehow you're someone who cares about Avengers spoilers but haven't seen the film, well, whatever listen to this podcast anyways. Spoilers are good for you, and life is cruel. It's all about that recent movie where the Muppet Babies fought Space Grimace. I'm just glad to finally see a film that's endorsing men who wear jewelry. Beer of the Week: Deschutes Mirror Pond Pale Ale Hosts: Chris Norr...

Bar drunk or casino lizard: who would win in a fight!? This week the topic starts with whether or not it's socially acceptable at 30 to drink 2 litres of Grower's Peach Cider, which transitions nicely into our spoiler-free feelings about the new Avenger's film. We argue which member of the Avengers is the most doable, everyone agrees that Kratos is absolutely the most doable, we discuss our all-ti...

Kelly's a tired boy this week, so we try to determine the best video game drug to wake his ass up. He also impresses us with his deep knowledge of the German language. Matt wants to invent a machine to play video games for him, and also tell us about a good time he had once on a submarine. Norris wants us all to know about Ready Player One, and in response everyone else wants gets mad at Norris. E...

Five people enter in a room, ready to do battle with the Verhoeven himself. But, how many will leave unscathed? It's that time of year, y'all, Verhoevenia! Hug your giant cop daddies and your uncomfortably angry dancer friends, kiss your bug buddies and odd-boobed martians, because we're sitting by the screen and watching the very best films of Paul Verhoeven, one of the weirdest minds in cinema....

We're angry about data this week. Don't tread on my data, big gubment. My deviant internet searches are between me and my living God. This week Kelly manages to once again self-own himself with the beer, groundwork is set down for the upcoming Verhoevenia, everyone argues whether or not we should go see Ready Player One, and Mike admits Dragon Ball's got him on tilt. Norris admits to being a colon...

Now you look like a shrewd and capable investor! Howzabout you step right up and take a gander at these-here dollary-digits! The latest and greatest cryptocurrency! Get in on it now before you research what cryptocurrency actually is and realize it's kind of a scam! Internet money! Plug into the money! This week the gang reminisces about very special episodes, drinks some good beer, and Norris blo...

The team takes a strong stance on the wizarding world this week. I don't know how we started arguing about stupid Harry Potter nonsense but it went far longer than reasonable. This week we celebrate Dave tipping over the odometer by explaining to him the concept of "second puberty." In turn Dave lets us know about his finding "A Way Out" in a new Super Hopped-Up youtube series, Mike updates us on...

It's argument ad absurdum over here, as the boys pretend they know what fallacies are. Which, logically goes right into a twenty minute discussion about how Goku has the CTE from repeated blows to the head. There's some further talk about Drake's plan for Fortnite, how Geralt's soul is still burning, and that the makers of Inside are getting into the hottest future sex toys. Hosts: Chris Norris, M...

It's about straight-edge, God fearin' music this week, as we try to figure out what kind of concert people could go to without the haunting spectre of Mary Jane following them at every turn. Kelly also reveals his crippling ginger phobia, Mike mistakenly brings up Bloodborne leading to an endless argument on Dark Souls lore, Dave is still training to be a mech captain, and Norris is relapsing back...

Well folks, it's been a busy week. We've got to get through that Nintendo Direct, that whole video game violence VS government meeting, as well as a slew of other big announcements. So of course we spend 50 or so minutes talking about shitty alt-right Psychologists, local breweries, hot pot, and our plans on going to Vegas baby. We do talk some gaming this week though, with a lot of excited gushin...

Super Hopped-Up cares about history, especially factual retellings of history. Which is why we need to be honest about the utter irrelevance of Australia. We got some historical fun facts this week, followed by a thorough deconstruction of the latest teetering block in Marvel's Jenga tower: Black Panther. Norris wants to discuss conflict vibranium, Dave tries to decipher the relationship between p...

House bands are a menace, and the team decides they need to be stopped this week. We learn this week about the wonderful world of citrus fruits, and that kumquat is even more fun to say than it is to taste. Norris and Mike also reminisce to when they had no jobs or life and spent their time playing video games in Norris's parents' unheated basement, and Matt tries to ruin movies with his *data*. A...

There's been an invasion from the eastern border, as ill-mannered Albertans take over our beautiful, innocent podcast and fill it full of Pizzagate references. This week we joined up with some podcasting brothers-in-arms, Keifer and Chris from The Alberta Podcast. They've come to regale us with tales of Cybermania 94, Lorn Lanning, and true-to-history video game series Dynasty Warriors. Meanwhile,...

They're like the regular kind but they've got steam shooting out. This week Mike learns that he needs Dragon Ball to feel anything, Kelly wants you to know he looks pretty wearing the skin of a murdered creature, and Matt has some hard talk aimed at those puppies who kneeled during the Puppybowl. We also end up getting into a protracted discussion about Bob's Burgers, and how it's great. Because i...

This week the gang discuss their lucrative future career - being proxy bodies for the wealthy elite. We also decide that beer collaborations are beat, and the future lies in beer beefs. Mike and Dave continue their habit of probably getting Dragon Ball stuff completely wrong, while Norris determines if cats are evil or merely misinformed. Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Mike Parker Beer of the W...

Dont worry everyone, we survived the tsunami. With no small assistance from Professor Seismograph. This week, we lament the loss of male role models, but we celebrate our new heroes the internet speed runners. We swap Bubsy stories, skin-stealing stories, hentai stories, and stories of the creation of civilizations. Lots of stories. Kelly also gives us news from the alternate universe Metal Gear f...

It's MAD MONEY HOUR this week on Super Hopped-Up. Bitcoin! Yah hearda it!? BLOCKCHAIN TECHNOLOGY. We're gonna all be rich! As the gang sells all the audio equipment to buy math dollars, we also talk about the other thing dorks love: Dragon Ball (Fighter) Z. Dave and Mike have never seen a power level they didn't like, and they're willing to talk everyone's ear off while Norris and Kelly nod polite...

Oh cool a bunch of dudes are gonna talk about Star Wars: The Last Jedi on the internet. Turns out? They got some 'pinions. This week, the 5-year sting operation on Matt finally succeeds. Don't worry he's going to prison now, we got him. Also it's mostly about Star Wars this week, so if you haven't seen the latest whizz-bang then prepare to be enlightened about it before you even see it yourself! H...

The Deep State tries to stop us from drinking this week but we remain too potent to stop. It's 2018! Time for thrills, chills, and spills, and an opportunity to wipe clean the slate! As such, we haven't done a damn thing this last week that wasn't drinking, so we turn our gazes forward and discuss our hopes and dreams for 2018. From our resolutions, to the stupid media we're looking forward to con...

With this being the week after our Metal Gear Marathon, and none of us technically dying in the process, we thought this follow-up week would be a good time to give our high and low-lights of the marathon. Also discussed, the seemingly seedy underbelly hiding in Stardew Valley, and a frank discussion on Orc culture. Hosts: Chris Norris, Mike Parker, Bill McDonnell, Steph Fan Beer of the Week: Dage...

This is the not-nice half of our annual GOTY Double-header. Hatsune Miku. Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Kelly Wright, Mike Parker, Matt Emery Beer of the Week: BYOB Music by Sebastian Bender