Hoops Crew

The good time boys are here! Matt, Greg, and Frank are here to talk the first week of March Madness, MLB Opening Day, and (for some reason) a lot about Kenan Thompson. Other topics include the Capital City Go Go, tax advice, commercials, and Larry Nerd. It's the SNL of podcasts. Smash that play button, and prepare for your knees to be sore, because you'll be slapping them so hard from laug...

Greg and Frank are on the pod today to make very serious predictions for March Madness. They fill out a men's and women's bracket, and the challenge is on to see if one of our listeners can Beat The Hoops Crew with a chance to win a fabulous prize. Click here to join the women's bracket! Click here to join the men's bracket! All of the picks that we make on this episode are right,...

Hi, my name is Frank, and I'm a Wizards fan. This week, I am joined by Greg Twomey, Matt Sparacino, and special guest Mike Sparacino to discuss our beloved dysfunctional Washington Wizards in a group therapy session. Topics include the current state of play, our future outlook, an update on the arena in Potomac Yard, and much more. Plus, we discuss drinks, Greg does a DC crime report, and Matt...

We are marching in to March, and ever closer to Madness. This week, the gang gets stuck in the permafrost as we watch Jimmy Butler's Fall Out Boy video . We also talk about the NBA standings, Russell Wilson, and much more. Take a stand and take a listen to the best sports podcast you've never heard of. Get on in here! Also: Frank & Sense is here! Please  follow to the podcast here on S...

This episode rules. There is full chaos on the pod - people come and go and you're along for the ride. The crew discusses hockey, the Clippers rebrand, Magneto, and a University of Maryland uniform from 10 years ago. We also discuss the Wake Forest fans storming the court, and the Heat/Pels fight. It's a jam packed episode will have you signing "O Canada"! Smash that play button an...

Happy President's Day! I hope you spent your holiday like Guy Fieri: sucking on an unlit cigar. This week, MC gives Matt and Frank a full rundown on all things NBA All Star Weekend. The gang discusses cool shoes , restaurants that different players should open, and much much more. Plus, Frank makes a huge announcement: Frank & Sense is here! Please follow to the podcast here on Spotify , s...

How bout that big game, eh? Chloe, G2, Matt, and Frank are here to talk all things Super Bowl LVIII, including: Usher, Block Purdy, The Ted Hot Chili Peppers, and the concept of time! Plus, we rank the Super Bowls from the last ten years and the halftime shows from the last ten years. So make like a Robert Kennedy commercial at the Super Bowl and get on in here! 12:30 - 1st Half / Super Bowl 58 Re...

THIS IS A SILY EPISODE. You have been warned! We are back for our signature breakdown of the big game, and we are joined by friend of the show Kyra Corradin who shares her annual Costume Review of the Super Bowl. We make our picks for the game, we discuss peeing your pants, sexual awakenings, and Montgomery Ward. It's an instant classic. Zoom on in here!

Nice. It's a very special episode, and the gang is all here! Beep beep, vroom vroom. This week, we talk about the NFL championship games, Coach Brian, and Ulysses S. Grant. We also take a trip to Madame Chloe's Football Astrology Tent. Other topics include Usher's set list and Draymond Green. Goo goo ga ga!

It's turbo time! Break out the t-shirt cannons and buckle up. It's another episode of the Hoops Crew, and it's a doozy! We talk about the NFL playoffs, and we talk about our ten picks for the Quiet as Kept All Stars. We also talk Detroit style pizza, the other Hoops Crew, and the gang makes a shocking announcement about the coach of the Chicago Bears. It's a truly delightful episod...

Super wildcard weekend! All star voting! QB tiers! A voicemail from Chloe! Booing Jerry Krause's widow! A confession from Frank! This episode has it all. It's a jumbo slice episode of Hoops Crew this week, and we made it with extra love just for you. Smash that play button and get to listening! 08:00 - 1st Quarter / NFL Playoffs 🏈 40:00 - 2nd Q / NBA Check In 🎉 1:05:00 - 3rd Q / Hoops Cr...

Happy Brand New-uary! It's the first episode of 2024, and we open by looking back on our 2023 resolutions. We also debrief a wild end to the fantasy football season, and we look ahead to 2024 by calling what is in and what is out. Spoiler alert: Paul Giamatti and Facebook are IN. It's the best episode of the year, so far! Join us, why don't ya? 09:00 - 1st Quarter / Fantasy Therapy 🏈...

Happy Hondadays! It's our last episode of 2023, and Matt, Chloe, and Frank are here to provide a look back on Week 15 of the NFL season, as well as a look back on the hoopers and poopers of the year of our Lorde 2023. It's our first ever award show! Topics include a lengthy discussion of Draymond Green, as well as an unexpected nomination for the Pope. Frank also has a colossal and embarra...

Huge news broke this week that our beloved Washington Wizards and Capitals are planning to move to Potomac Yard in Virginia in the not so distant future, breaking the hearts of many fans in the process. Frank, Greg, Matt, and special guest Mike Sparacino gathered on a late night call to discuss how we got here, what happened, and how we're feeling. We talk about the culture of basketball in DC...

Get on your feet! Get up and make this podcast happen! Matt, Greg, and Frank are here to talk all of the important issues, such as Jaxon de Ville and swine flu. They also share thoughts on fantasy football as we head into the playoffs, and they make picks for the in-season tournament. We also get a voicemail from friend of the show Isaac! What are you waiting for? Get up and make this podcast happ...

In this episode Matt and Frank do the unimaginable - they drink ten beers. We discuss strategy on how to drink ten beers in one day, the odds that Frank falls asleep, new poses for the national anthem, and the new Steelers offensive coordinator, Chloe Mikala. We shotgun beers on air, we talk about gambling, and we react to Carrie Underwood live on air. It's the episode that will have you high...

We're back y'all! The gang is all here! We talk about lots of important stuff, such as the bar Seacrets in Ocean City. We also listen to a sped up version of the theme song that honestly rips. Then we talk about Tyler Pickett and Charlie Villanuevo. We check in about the Commanders a year after the potential sale was announced, and Frank does some fantasy therapy. Then, we wrap up our game...

What up crew! This week, we talked the new crew of commentators, including Doc Rivers and Bob Meyers. We also talk the early season NBA hoopers and poops, and we introduce a new segment: Art, Fart, or Shart. Click here to follow along at home! Is this episode art, fart, or shart? Listen at home and let us know!

Hoopy Halloween! Frank Severfinger is joined by MC Murder, Chloe Mikiller, and Matt "The Gabaghoul" Sparacino to discuss the first week of the NBA and week 8 of the NFL. Then, the gang gets a strange letter from their Great Auntie Dame and draft two All-SCAR Teams. Press that play button and get on in here! 05:30 - 1st Quarter / Chlo Zone Week 8 🏈 22:30 - 2nd Q / NBA Season Begins 🏀 38:0...

We're back! And we're getting wild in the west! The crew talks about frisky teams, our top 4 teams, and starts to tip their toes into controversial waters with thoughts on LeBron and Kawhi. Tell your mom! It's a great episode!

Yo ho ho and a bottle of FUN! We're back for our annual traditional - the Eastern Conference Over/Unders. We throw ass all over the place on this ep. We rank the east, we coin a new nickname for the Wizards rookie, and Frank sneezes three times. Do you believe in magic? Well, you will after this episode! Abracadabra! 04:00 - Eastern Conference Over/Unders 06:00 - Washington Wizards 12:00 - Chi...

The gang is all here, again! This episode is brought to you by Panera/Panero's/Chipolte. We discuss Jean ValJean, the Commanders, a great spread of snacks, and the best helmets in the league. If it sounds like a great episode, that's because it is. Get on in here, ya dang fool! 10:00 - 1st Quarter / Chlo Zone Week 5 🏈 35:00 - 2nd Q / WNBA Finals 🏀 45:00 - 3rd Q / Game! 🎲 1:01:00 - 4th Q...

The gang is all here! Join us this week for a comprehensive tutorial on how to raise your hand on Zoom. Also, we discuss sending Matt Canada to Canada, floppy disks/dicks, and the Dame/Jrue trades. Plus, we read a letter from our recent guest, Isaac! It's an unforgettable episode with practical information that you can apply to your every day life. Get on in here!

Our newly appointed Colorado correspondent Isaac Camargo of the Gridiron Throne joins the Crew to talk about the Colorado-pacalypse this weekend. We also talk about his Denver Nuggets, and Frank asks the important question: What does it feel like to win? Isaac tells us about Brock Purdy's brother, and we talk about the real reason why the Nuggets won last year (Ish Smith). Once Isaac leaves, w...

Boomshakalaka! We're back, baby! Our summer movie series has ended and the show returns to our classic format. Join us for Chloe's live reaction to Aaron Rodgers's injury, as well as our first trip into the Chlo Zone for this season. We also talk FIBA, the WNBA, and we assign ourselves some new teams to root for this football season. It's the greatest podcast of all time. Blast it...