Homer’s D’ohnuts!

Homer's long lost half brother shows up trying to regain his fortune and he needs Homer's help after he receives a cash settlement from Mr. Burns.

What could possibly come between two best friends? A girl...

Bart decides to become a rock star after going to his first heavy metal concert and decides to become a rock star while Otto loses his license and Bart helps Otto survive while he gets his license back. 

Selma can't live with her loneliness anymore and decides she needs a man and finds one thanks to a prison pen pal program much to Bart's chagrin.

Marge insults Homer at the movie theatre and he rides off angrily to a bar more than a hundred miles away and he meets a waitress with a talent for singing. Homer becomes her manager and Marge is not happy at all.

Homer is convinced he's going to win the lottery as Santa's Little Helper is having a major health crises that the family can't really afford the treatment so they have to make some sacrifices they are not happy with. 

The kids take a standardized test to determine their future and Lisa is greatly disappointed and rebels while Bart has his first taste of power and loves it.

Homer signs up for the company softball team and gets his coworkers to join him with the promise of a secret weapon. The team works its way to the finals only to have Mr. Burns replace them all with ringers from Major League Baseball.

Mrs. K is feeling really lonely and needs a man, Bart decides to pull a cruel joke on her but it ultimately backfires on him and it's up to him to mend Mrs. K's broken heart.

The family take Marge for granted and she has a spectacular meltdown and demands to go on a short vacation by herself.

Homer's gambling habits seemingly have no limits as he almost alienates Lisa from his life after she makes a bunch of winning picks for him on football Sundays. 

Homer buys Bart what he thinks is the perfect birthday present and Bart thinks it's lame until he discovers how to prank people with it until it backfires on him. 

Marge may be in a family way and Homer tells the kids the story of Bart's conception and birth.

Mr. Burns is restless because he feels tied down to the powerplant and a German consortium swoops in to buy the plant and soon realize they bit off more than they can chew. 

Homer shows Moe his secret signature drink and he then steals it from Homer and Homer is distraught as he feels betrayed and can not find a new watering hole. 

Bart decides to enter the local soap box derby race and build his own car, in his attempts to become a better father he attempts to help Bart with his car and hilarity ensues.

Homer disappoints Lisa for seemingly the last time and she stops loving him. Hijinks ensue as Homer does whatever he has to in order to win her love back.

Krusty the Klown becomes depressed as he shares memories of his estranged father and Bart and Lisa step in to help him in his time of need.

Homer saves Springfield from disaster with sheer dumb luck. 

Bart gets a part time job working for the mob and then gets named as head of the family when they are arrested for the murder of Principal Skinner.

The Simpsons eat too much candy on Halloween and nightmares ensue!!!!

Ned Flanders decides to go into business for himself and Homer secretly wishes that Flanders fails in his venture.

Homer develops a love for reading and Lisa wins a trip to D.C. with a patriotic speech.

Homer winds up in an insane asylum and winds up meeting "Micheal Jackson"

Mr. Burns suffers through a health scare and only survives thanks to Bart. Homer hopes to cash in on this and is greatly disappointed.