Holy Crap It's Sports

Braves clinch home field through World Series, Cubs announcers bitch about Acuña's celebration, Matt Olson is having a better season than Freddie Freeman despite what the anti-ATL media wants you to believe and I prove it, Charles Barkley doesn't hate UGA but he does hate Bama fans, Falcons leave the country, Tim Wakefield has brain cancer, Bryce Harper justifiably nuts up on umpire, big...

Braves go for HR record, Kirby Smart best SEC coach ever? Deion's dissed dudes talk smack but can't back it up, Falcons being Falcons, Joe Burrow saves the day, NFL star spirals out of control, Taylor Swift sits next to Dennis Rodman with no hazmat suit? someone tell Hugh Freeze at Auburn he has a big game coming up vs UGA, Ky coach proud of fan base's beer drinking prowess, Washing...

Braves break out, Acuña goes deep twice, Strider goes for Smoltz record, Shohei Otani under the knife, Dartmouth HC dies, Deion does the right thing about death threats until he makes it all about himself, a sure sign Bijan Robinson has made it when the national media starts mocking him, violence in the stands at NFL game leads to death, how Will Levis' former gf used him to get famous, you w...

Braves clinch and what's next, Nick Saban quashes annual retirement rumors, drama on and off the field in TNF, Aaron Rodgers update and who will replace him, Falcons injuries, Al Michaels time to go and did he spill his drink on his pants? news anchor has weird take on Rodgers injury, Tinkers-to-Evers-to-Chance, gnats attack Ebbets Field, Demorest's Johnny Mize, Snuffy Stirnweiss snuffed...

Aaron Rodgers season and Achilles over in 3 plays, NFL panics, Jets miracle win, Matt Ryan to the rescue? Braves can clinch in Philly, Matt Olson's monster season, Kyle Wright back, Charlie Morton in 2024? Dodgers remove Urias locker, Falcons hot start, AI football fans, CFB strangeness, AP Top 25 poll, Mel Tucker vs woman accuser, Art Briles to be drawn and quartered, Draft Kings goes a brid...

CFB week one insanity! Duke rolls Clemson, is Dabo magic over? SEC either destroys or gets destroyed, stop underestimating Deion, Deion stop using race card, best CFB names, shame on Wolverines, hydrocodone happiness, Braves embarrass Dodgers, Acuña Jr best player in MLB, Falcons captains, Shannon Sharpe's rocky debut on First Take, mocking Kent State massacre still not funny to some I'm...

Ronald Acuña Jr attacked in Coors Field as Braves win, former Braves coach Pat Corrales passes, 2 women shot at White Sox game, Sonny Seiler of UGA fame dies, Gators flee Florida, Georgia high school football coach sucker-punches player, Wisconsin bar hates Aaron Rodgers a lot, Browns send mixed messages, Djokovic rules, funny MiLB corn dog, anniversary of the passing of Olympic bomb hero Richard...

Braves begin long west coast road trip, good news on Kyle Wright, Falcons stink in final preseason game, East Lake GC hosts world's greatest golfers, playing the siren drinking game at East Lake, never anger an instagram model who is your baby mama as she puts out a bounty on an NFL player, Chipper-Glavine-Smoltz-Francoeur-McCann-Maddux-McGriff tv booth a winner, Shohei Otani tears UCL as Mik...

Braves vs Mets, Ozuna sets HR record, Braves reach 11k wins, CFB strength of schedules, Harbaugh told to take a seat, MLB & soccer head sexist? famous Indy 500 driver dies, legendary Georgia Tech man passes, Russia sends warning to Ukraine about joining the Big 10, Angel Hernandez still the 2nd worst umpire, Rico Carty & Glenn Hubbard, Rosario NL player o' week, Luke Jackson still lov...

Braves vanquish Yanks now turn to frost the Giants, what a White Sox scout thought of a young Chipper Jones (and it's not nice), Falcons vs Bengals as Bijan Robinson starts NFL career, SEC coaches remember Mike Leach, Hugh Freeze has his man or QB, Sage Steele says she was afraid while working at ESPN, Lauren Jbarra's hotdog controversy, Stanford & SMU bring out celebs to plead to jo...

Fresh off pounding Mets the Braves spank the Yanks, Ozzie Albies injured, Nicky Lopez to the rescue, Bijan Robinson debut, former NFL RB dies in motorcycle accident and it's not Sony Michel, Stetson Bennett IV best rookie QB so far, AP Top 25 preseason dumb poll is out and UGA still number one as they go for historic 3-peat, NY fans beside themselves as Braves dominate, Auburn wins Assmaster...

Braves in a funk and how to get out of it, Matt Olson's historic run, Juan Soto says Padres are quitters, home plate in the women's restroom? Art Briles & Hal Mumme back coaching football, CFB realignment hurts players as SEC coaches speak out, David Pollack alive and well and funny on X, Justin Fields apologizes for not throwing the ball to his receivers but won't change, baseb...

Braves begin road trip vs hot Cubs, Shohei shows out at home, Yankees pitcher out for alcohol abuse while Anthony Rizzo out with concussion from two months ago, Falcons cut former Gators QB, UNC not happy with FSU's "barking", Johnny Manziel opening a saloon, ESPN caught again shilling for the left, soccer coach in trouble for using his hands....on his players, Austin Riley & Ma...

Braves fall to Angels, Michael Harris II robs Shohei Otani, strange SEC rivalry trends, Skip Holtz to the rescue? Aaron Rodgers destroys Sean Payton, Aaron Boone's bizarre pitching moves, Auburn player's wife tries to hire a hitman, Randy Moss opens chicken & doughnuts restaurant, Ducks coach trolls Colorado, the Dixie 500, Michael Johnson dominates 1996 Atlanta Olympics, best German...

Braves big homestead, Otani vs Acuña Jr, Hugh Freeze steals UGA player, FSU leaving ACC? Jeremy Pruitt coaching high school basketball! Joe Burrow & Jalen Ramsey injured, Sean Payton still a jerk, real female swimmer testifies in Congress about fake females in locker rooms, why patriotic real Americans don't watch women's soccer (it's a joke so don't get your hackles up), w...

Braves trades, Austin Riley award, Adam Duvall return? former number 1 pick dies, UGA gets another top recruit, ESPN's College Gameday announces site of Game 1, dog drives 140 mph, Ian Poulter defends Brian Harmon against rude Brits, Kirby Smart inspires Harmon, Crime Dog inducted into Hall of Fame, Rattlers back in action after rap video saga, Trae Young marries Shelby Miller, Bills RB injur...

Braves homers, Matt Olson for MVP? Mississippi Masher on a tear, buxom lass at Brewers game, Fried rehab, SEC Media Days wrapup, UGA top pick, simmer down Vols fans, Florida A&M in trouble for nasty rap video including a dramatic reading of said lyrics, British Open ruled by Georgia boys, Jags player beats up woman again (allegedly), Lionel Messi's not so messy debut & will MLS kowtow...

Braves update, Olson on fire, Fried news, ESPN's Jeff Passan literally breaks his back, Atlanta Flames players die, SEC Commish Sankey pays tribute to Mike Leach's necktie fetish, changing of the guard at Wimbledon, how not to draw penises on telestrators, Charles Barkley sounds like a man on the take as he shills for Bud Light, knuckleballers unite! Johnny Bench apologizes, interim Texa...

Tennessee gets off easy in NCAA violations probe, use transfer portal as punishment, Braves begin 2nd half of season, All Star Game review, Bravos open next season in cold weather,  Coach O for Northwestern job?! Wildcats fire their baseball coach too, UGA deadly crash amazing lawsuit details, SEC re-ups commish, Denver policeman gives an arm & a leg for Nuggets, Sir Nick Faldo is back, Philip...

Northwestern fires Pat Fitzgerald as coach of sexual perverts, HR Derby & All Star Game rundown, Rob Manfred still a POS for stealing game from Atlanta, Braves draftees including local kid, what is Tim Tebow up to & it involves ice, L.A Times joins N.Y. Times in killing sports, Patrick Mahomes building massive compound in KC, delusional Bob Huggins says he's still the coach at West Vi...

Braves on record HR pace as they face the 2nd best MLB team, Soroka & Fried update, Wembanyama already in trouble for violence against women even though he didn't do it, Hawks sign Murray to extension, ACC legendary football coach dies, Bama star joins Fox Sports, Dbacks rookie star injures shoulder on stupid swing, Tom Brady hooking up with Kim Kardashian!?? Jim Thorpe's red letter...

Happy 4th of July! Braves win streak, Acuña's historic start (and almost injury, are stolen bases worth the risk?), Stephen A Smith shows his arse by making ESPN layoffs all about him and race, Bomani Jones show canceled, U.S. soccer star in trouble for using his hands.....in bed? (warning: this story contains handcuffs), Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest canceled!!!, Michael Harris II has...

Braves dominate All Star game, Marlins in town, Acuña = Joe Morgan, can you spread dear ole granddad on the Truist Park infield? how about in Sanford Stadium? Perfect game trivia, Mets forget player's name, Keith Hernandez on brand when he snubs Shohei Otani, woke sportsweenies try to cancel Cardinals analyst, transfer portal shortened, Tata back in MLS, NFL gambling problem, paddle boarders...

Braves win again, Strider superior, Acuna & Ozuna go deep, Reds not afraid of Bravos, milestone for Freddie Freeman as once again ESPN disses Atlanta, CWS won by LSU but jello shot record still owned by Ole Miss, Jim Harbaugh adds anti-Georgia chant to Michigan practices, a great Cornhusker passes, Hawks finally trade John Collins, Disney tries to assuage Sage Steele with hush $, you may put d...

Braves push Phillies 10 games back, next up the Red hot Reds, Phils announcers hate-filled rant on Ozuna's HR dance with Ron Washington, Schwarber has all the range of an Amana, CWS an all-SEC final tween LSU and Gators, Hawks get a gem in NBA draft, Raptors draftee channels his inner Dorothy from Oz, ESPN continues to skew the news, Kimbrel's man bun, All Star voting won by Acuña Jr, Ra...