Hollywood Week

Ladies & Gentlemen, we are back with another terrifying blood soaked episode of...THE RANKING!! After 4 movies of brutal Ghostface killing, adorable Dewey/Gale romance, and more meta commentary than a Dan Harmon autobiography (deep cut...no pun intended)...we have emerged with our definitive ranking of one of the most memorable and iconic horror series of all time... THE “SCREAM” FRANCHISE ......

Ladies & Gentlemen! It’s hard to talk about anything more terrifying than 2020…but dammit, we are going to give it our best shot! In this brand new “Quarantine” episode, we’re dropping our TOP 10 HORROR FILMS OF ALL TIME …an incredibly difficult task that is guaranteed to cause more controversy than walking into your local WalMart without a mask. Does Kasen respect the classics? Does Keenan on...

Is this the movie to save the theaters? Is this the movie to save 2020? Is this the movie to save our podcast?!?! There's a lot riding on "Tenet" , Christopher Nolan's newest mind bending puzzle box that promises to leave your jaw on the floor and your brain slightly scrambled...we dive in and discuss the positives and negatives in our first half SPOILER FREE breakdown, and the...

Break out the Dr. Peppers! Fry up the shrimp! Set up the ping pong tables! It's time for the 4th and final episode of "The Breakdown" ... I like to think of this podcast like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're gonna get...can a film as beloved and revered as the 1994 classic "Forrest Gump" receive anything but unanimous praise??? Well...we have some thou...

Exciting news! It's 1912, and we're about to board the most luxurious and unsinkable ship ever constructed..."The Ship of Dreams"...as long as we don't hit a giant iceberg, this could be one of the best experiences of our lives...we might even strike up the most passionate and beautiful romance in human history! Ladies & Gentlemen, are you ready to go back to Titanic??...

Ladies & Gentlemen, we're back with another episode of THE BREAKDOWN , and after a disastrous week of misery, it's arriving at the perfect time.  What kind of misery, you ask? Well... We got no FOOD... We got no JOBS... Our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!! We also sold our dead parakeet to a blind kid, got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart, AND fell off the jetway again......

Ladies & Gentlemen, it's time for something new...Hollywood Week proudly presents... THE BREAKDOWN !! This brand new 4 episode series will tackle universally beloved films and find out what makes them so special! We'll recap the plot from beginning to end, and give our usual hot takes while dropping some wild behind the scenes trivia, AND read all those beautiful listener questions a...

Ladies & Gentlemen...the nightmare continues! We are STILL struggling with the CoronaVirus, and movie theaters are STILL struggling to reopen...so that means it's time for the third (and hopefully last) edition of "Quarantined With Hollywood Week" ! We know the pandemic and the upcoming election and the civil unrest and the lack of sports and the impending murder of Ghislaine Ma...

Ladies & Gentleman, close your eyes and imagine the greatest gift that life has to offer… Beautiful children?? Immense Wealth?? Genuine happiness and a feeling of self worth?? NO! Not even close…obviously we’re referring to winning an Academy Award for BEST PICTURE.  The last decade has given us a wide variety of films that have taken home the top prize…they’ve shown us everything from the hor...

Ladies & Gentlemen, it's that time again! With the MCU already broken down and ranked, we are turning our attention to the competition...the DC Extended Universe! These 8 films have been all over the place in terms of tone, quality, and entertainment...so get ready for a wild ride filled with some highs and some lows, and then more lows, and then a couple more lows after that...APOLOGIES!...

Ladies and Gentlemen! It's time to wake up from your dream within a dream, because we're back with another exciting episode of Hollywood Week - The Ranking! Few filmmakers are as beloved, as profitable, and as exciting as Christopher Nolan...whether he's exploring Gotham City, exploring the cosmos, or exploring the beaches of Dunkirk, Nolan always knows how to deliver that perfect b...

Ladies & Gentleman, for the very first time, welcome to Hollywood Week - The Ranking! This brand new series will feature some of your favorite franchises, director filmographies, and any other film category that is able to be definitively ranked and categorized. Every movie wants to be considered THE BEST...no movie wants to be considered THE WORST...and then there's everything in between...

What month is it?? What day is it?? Was " Cats " a real thing that was released in theaters?? Everything is a mess right now, but we can't let that stop us from dropping ANOTHER quarantine episode of the podcast! We are taking off the hazmat suits, putting down the hand sanitizer, and providing some mid level entertainment for everyone struggling during this (constantly extended) lo...

Ladies & Gentlemen...a lot has changed since our temporary retirement a few weeks ago...we are all experiencing something on a global scale that is both terrifying and unprecedented, so we wanted to come back for a VERY special episode that will hopefully provide some mid-level entertainment while we're all locked down! Speaking of "unprecedented"...for the first time ever, we a...

Ladies & Gentlemen, don't cry because it's over...cry because it happened! Wait...I don't think that's correct, but you get what we're trying to say here...this is it, Episode 20, the GRAND FINALE of Season 1 and we're going out with a Michael Bay level BANG! In this finale episode, we take a trip down memory lane and see just how much Kasen was paying attention o...

The penultimate episode has arrived! Get excited, because Episode 19 is our biggest (and 7th best) episode to date...we are giving all of our attention to the world of television as we drop the TOP TEN TELEVISION DRAMAS...OF ALL TIME! Can Keenan forgive Benioff & Weiss?? Can Kasen consider " High School Musical: The Musical: The Series " a drama???? All will be revealed...let's...

Episode 18 has arrived, which means our podcast is now a fully fledged mature adult that will hopefully be respected and looked at in a different light...but let's be real, that is NEVER going to happen as long as we're dropping Bernie Sanders impressions, Japanese anime impressions, and providing voice overs for the " Dream Horse " trailer...this might be Episode 18, but don&a...

We've been doing a pretty terrible job of keeping our listeners informed lately, but Episode 17 is here to fix all of that! We finally bring back the NEWS in all its glory, and go over some big stories, some small stories, and some Billie Eilish stories...turn off CNN, turn off Fox News, turn off your uncle that won't stop talking...this is the real deal, let's get educated! "S...

The Oscars have come and gone, and we have a lot to say in our FULL recap of the ceremony! All the uplifting inspirational moments...all the embarrassing cringe moments...and all of the milk stealing Joaquin Phoenix moments! The final exclamation point on awards season is here...let's dive in!! If that wasn't enough, we also drop our review/discussion for " Birds of Prey ", a m...

The Super Bowl of Cinema is almost here! The Academy Awards are right around the corner, and we take a look at our favorite categories and reveal who SHOULD win, and who WILL win. It's Keenan vs. Kasen in the biggest competition since the gold medal championship in " D2: The Mighty Ducks ". It's an honor just to be nominated...but let's be real...everyone wants to win that...

Let's be honest...we're all feeling those January/February blues and it's not fun...the holidays are in the rearview, it's freezing cold, and the lack of movie options are hitting hard...BUT DO NOT WORRY! Episode 14 is here and we think it's exactly what you need to power through! We are making up for the lack of quality movie releases by dropping some "under the rada...

Episode 13 has arrived with slightly improved audio and a full breakdown of the Academy Award nominations! Who got completely shafted!? Who got exactly what they deserved!? Is there any validity to the "diversity debate" that is popping back up again?? We discuss... We also weigh the pros & cons of OUR BOY Taika Waititi possibly making a Star Wars film, Nicolas Cage possibly coming b...

Episode 12 has arrived and it's PACKED with that fantastic formulaic content that we all know and love! We dive into the beautiful world of Pixar and give our (brief) thoughts on every one of their releases over the last 25 years! What are some of our favorite scenes?? Where do we want them to go in the future?? How much did Keenan cry during that Sarah McLachan song in " Toy Story 2 &qu...

The decade is officially over! Do you realize how long a decade is?? Extensive research is telling me that's TEN YEARS! WOW! So much greatness has been released in the world of film and television over that time, so we decided to switch up the formula for this episode. We're taking a nostalgic look back at the last ten years, and counting down our TOP TEN FILMS of the DECADE. Will Martin...

Ladies & Gentlemen, this is it...the GRAND FINALE of 2019! We take a nostalgic look back at everything the year had to offer in movies and television. Huge franchises coming to an end, legendary film makers putting out legendary films, and "Game of Thrones" not quite sticking the landing... We also drop our TOP TEN Films of 2019, and have some "lively" discussions around ce...