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Another month gone by! Hell, another year. And what a mighty one it has been. I'm feeling nostalgic already. So nostalgic, I'm going to take you all the way back to April 2017, when the Puffin Boyz celebrated their one year anniversary with a live show at The Monocle! So many of your favorite authors make an appearance at this show that I wouldn't dare spoil them for you. You're just gonna have to...

Oh my oh my! December is here and so is good cheer and boy are my arms tired! Another month gone by and another Puffin feelin' fit and spry. This yuletide offering from the Boys Puffin includes... "Dickens & Scraps Meet the Eel Man," "Scholastic's New New Recruit," "A Special Message From Bing Crosby of all Goddamn People," "Another Agatha Christie Mystery," "A Real Guinea Christmas," & a special...

Are you ready for this? Another month gone by and the Puffin Boys bring you a veritable cornucopia of goodies for your November. Our cup truly runneth. Seriously. This episode is huge. GRAB A CUP AND DRINK UP! Your liquids include... "F. Scott Off Ice," "The Normal Author," "Resurrect The Pony," & "The Hatchet Omnibus." Donate to the show: https://www.patreon.com/tvskevin And grab your tickets for...

And that's it! Another month gone by! And now it's October. Ooooooooo~~~ The slow but constant and unstoppable passage of time. So spooooooooky~~~ But it's the first, and all that really means is that it's time for another PufPubPod! Also, Vern is dead. That something you're going to need to know. You're not gonna like it. Enjoy this aggressively unsponsorable episode of the PufPubPod! Scares this...

Our Special Presentation of the StoneZone continues with Part Two of the saga of TV's Kevin and The Guy Who Works in Movies. Subscribe to their show and make them feel great! Support both shows on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tvskevin

For your listening pleasure, here is an episode of TV's Kevin Lanigan's solo project Can We Get Emma Stone To Listen To This? This episode features the great and powerful The Guy Who Works In Movies, who you've all met before! Enjoy!

Holy shit! Another month gone by. Have we really been doing this for seventeen months? Eighteen, I guess, if you count the Best Of... Woof. Well, kids, Uncle Puffin's got another one for yah, hot off the presses. DON'T TELL YOUR PARENTS Segments this month include... "James Joyce's Voicemail Choices," "Scenes From An Italian Restaurant," "The Moth Presents Matt Damon Grimm," "Agatha Christie's The...

Another month gone by! Have we only done sixteen of these fuckers? It's a jam-packed month so let's get right to it! Enjoy the smooth stylings of... "Maurice Sendak's Stunning Stutter (featuring Jacob Kelleher, Shawn Mullarkey, and Dan Fenton)," "Gary Gygax's Hiring Fair," "Emily Dickenson's Kickin' (Bucket) Chicken," "A Suicide Squad for J.K. Rowling," & an encore performance of "Matt (Damon Grim...

Owen Wilson's soulful ode to a water cooler.

Wowzers! Another month gone by! And boy are my arms tired. Have I used that joke already? Probably. Anyway, it's been some time since our last regular epsidoe SO HERE'S ONE. It's only the finest sketchable goodness here on the pod. With bits and skits like... "Owen Wilson's Pure Imagination," "Geoffrey Chaucer on Porn Piracy," "Car Sale Goes Off The Rails," "Paper Cranes," "Ew! with Terry Gross,"...

If you're looking for a place to start, this is it! HOORAY! A CLIPSHOW! The PufPubPod has been around for over a year now and celebrate we're bringing you the best sketches from our first year. Chosen by you! Wait, actually, chosen by us! Come out and see us LIVE @ The Monocle in St. Louis, MO on June 30th at 8 PM. It's probably our last live show ever. Let's make it a great one. Donate to the sho...

Washington Irving's songs about the most memeable man of Election 2016.

Washington Irving sings all the political songs he's too late to sing.

IT'S GONNA BE MAY!! Hello, wonderful listener! It's been too long. Good to hear from you. Some fine weather we're having, eh? Well, let's go back to a time with some shitty weather. It's the first Puffin LIVE show, recorded in the Emerald Room @ The Monocle in St. Louis, MO. All the Puffin boys were on hand and they brought some of your favorite authors with them. This has been a long time coming....

Track 3, a lot song from Lin-Manuel Miranda, the creator of Hamilton

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It's the most wonderful time of the year.

In accordance with a federal mandate, The Puffin Publishing House has produced this, its Earth Day Special, in an effort to encourage some TLC for our precious Earth. All of your favorite authors (and some of your least) are here to do their civic duty and promote Earth consciousness, as is mandated by both their hearts and their contracts. It's a supersized PufPubPod, and it's all yours. Thanks f...

The first of our fire mixtape. That great country-western bar classic "Kill A Guy Named Frank," by Tennessee Williams. Performed by Vern Tooley. Compiled by Pigeon Records.

Back so soon? Oh, sorry. I was asking me. And yes. Yes, I am. You know how in hockey, when a player retires, they may also retire their number of they were a really good player? No? Because you listen to comedy podcasts about authors and that doesn't necessarily overlap with hockey fandom? Well, they do. And we do, too. Here at Pelican, when a Puffin character gets retired, we round up all of thei...

Another month gone by! What fools these mortals be. So wrapped up in their concerns that they almost forget it's the first of the month, the exact time they'll get a brand new PufPubPod. But you didn't forget, you immortal superfan. Sit back this month and relax as you get a healthy dose of... "Chris Nick Paolini's Bully Problem," "Good Morning, San Bernadino," "The Plot: Scholastic & Oxford," "Th...

Hello! Hasn't been so long, has it? Welcome to the first in a series of episodes we'll be doing whenever a Puffin character has been retired. We at Pelican, a subsidiary of Puffin, gather up all of that character's big sketches and get them all in one place. Just for you! So enjoy the long and ultimately fruitless journey as the man only known as The Heather Graham Guy. Did anyone ask for this? No...

It's February. The month of love. And so much time gone by. I've missed you, my love. So I get a present for you. It's a brand new episode of the Puffin Publishing Podcast. Relax as we pleasure you with... "Sigmund Freud's Randy Chat," "The Heather Graham Guy Gets Al Awyer," "Fire Marshall Phil is Fahrenheit 45Done," "Herbert Hoover's Pervert Prover," "Bram Stoker's Open House," "Geoffrey Chaucer,...

Another month gone by! And by jove it's been so long since we've seen you, it's become a whole 'nother year! Did you miss us? We know you did? But here's your regular, monthly episode, as promised. This month, listen to... "H.P. Lovecraft's Campfire Tales," "Interrogating Lemony Snicket," "Waiting on J.D. Salinger," "The Whitest Farm," "The Banksburg Election... HACKED?!?!" & "From The Banned Book...

HO HO HO!!! It's a tale as old as time, but you've never heard it like this before. Listen as venerated author Charles Dickens is visited by three spirits to teach him to not be such a miserable prick to orphans. It's a special Christmas present from the Puffins straight to you. And be sure to check out the Puffins on December 30th at the Monocle in St. Louis at 8 PM. Be there for a one of a kind...