Hogz 2 Slop & Moviez 4 Babiez & The Puffin Publishing Podcast

"It's all out war." - The Offspring It all comes down to this. After six years, full-on battle has broken out between The Puffin Publishing House and Lord Random House's forces. It will take about two hours of improvised sketches to bring this to a close because we simply need to say goodbye to all of your old favorites. No timecodes. You're gonna listen to the whole thing and you're gonna like it...

Them Puffin Boyz have just about reached their journey's end. Just one eppy left (this one) until le grande finale (the next one). But to get all the necessary lore of the Infinity Saga (our name first, you can Google it), you gotta listen to these sketches: --The Banksburg Town Hall Meeting --The Rejected Characters, & --The Penultimate Sketch aka Wiggles Tells All Next month: War!

KeVern reveals their respective #1 Things of 2021.

It's the prequel you've always wanted to see. The rise (and fall) of Puffin's favorite son, David "Scholastic" Sedaris.

KeVern puts their heads together and rounds through their best of 2021, crossing off numbers 7-3!

An extended preview of our second Matrix Resurrections podcast at patreon.com/tvskevin

KeVern Returns! (ReVerns?) The thigh-namic duo begin their countdown of their favorite things of 2021 (some of which actually came out in 2021!) with numbers 11-9 on their masterlist: a new film from a beloved auteur, an old ass video game, and a just as old ass TV show. www.patreon.com/tvskevin

Full episode available at Patreon.com/tvskevin Part One of our roundtable discussion about the Matrix Resurrections that went on as long as The Matrix Resurrections.

A new year. A time to try new things, make new discoveries, and push oneself to new heights. So, as always, the Puffin Boyz will take this opportunity to rehash their old shit. Here again is another collection of our "best" "sketches." Please enjoy!!

When I'm sixty-four... I'll still be makin' Puffin! Our own Vern Tooley hosts this little get together of Puffin sketches nearly lost. Including... "Weird Washington Irving," "Shaara the Cryptid," "An Umpire for Shaara," "Hatchet: Uncut," & "Crosby Thrills Thrashin' Young"

If the Puffin Publishing Podcast was ever on the rails, we are now officially off of them. Trainwrecks include: "Steinbeck & Child II" "K.A. Applegate's Halfway House," & "Little House on the Chicken Feet." Live segment recorded by Forest J. Wharton.

Grab-a the gabbagool and (hey brother) pour the wine, because this month's Puffin is Italian af. Every sketch this month stars our own Dante Alighieri. Now THAT'S a spicy meatball! This month's offerings to-a the pope-a: "Inferno Hanks," "The Inferno II," "Italian Parliament," & "The Lost Sketch: Italians Beat Their Meat"

Listener beware, you're in for a scare...--y amount of jokes about stereotypes!! Including, "The Muse," "Harold & Marion," & "Dr. Harris with Thomas Harris" We're like Don Rickles, we go after everyone. Thank GOD we're not big enough to be cancelled. Can you IMAGINE??

When I'm counting Best Ofs, this is the sixth one.

It's a special, epic PufPubPod that kicks off with the nation's of the world racing to the moon in "Puffin History present The Space Race," followed by the epic Time Guys follow-up. It's a race to save history in "The Time Guys Kill Baby Hitler."

This one's... Grimm lol Enjoy... "Napoleon Hill's Success SEMENar" & "The Grimm Family Reunion" Plus, another fine song by Tennessee Williams.

New Puffin's goin' down! I'm talking DOWNtown! Sketches include and are limited to: "The Island of Misfit Boys," "Hawthorne's Father Bothers," & "Eli's Interview Woes"

Puffin Publishing welcomes you to its fifth anniversary with a rousing round of the Puffin Publishing Tabletop RPG! Join Arthur Conan Doyle, a cowboy, and a video game platforming reptile as they roll them bones!

I don't feel like this was a good enough apology, so I wanted to add the following: I’ve got a history of both saying and doing dumb things in the name of trying to be funny and, for that, I’m really sorry. I make things in an attempt to make people happy so it really sucks when I end up hurting people. That’s the opposite of my goals. I want my art to be for everybody. If you have ever been bumme...

PUFFIN!!! "Jane Austen Death," "Making a Diction'ry," & " Koontz's French Recruitment"

Just the bits.

It's a Puffin episode, and you just GOTTA stay tuned for the outtakes. You might as well listen to the rest of the episode while you're there. "Lin v Li'l Bit," "Moore Makes Movies," & "Puffin History: The 1904 Worlds Fair"

KeVern raps about the Criterion Collection, physical media, and media memories at large.

Puffin SHREDS!!

KeVern returns from hiatus to talk the Frank Oz filmography and how they are definitely NOT Jay-Z.