Hocus Pocus Lack Of Focus

This week Dani, Justy, and Oisin stay true to their Celtic roots and dive into the myth of the selkie, mythical shapeshifters who live as seals in the sea and beautiful women on shore. Along the way Justy provides us with a new theme song and his very own selkie story, we get into manic pixie dream girls, bear fighting, winklepickers, Erika Kirk's Mourning 'N' Fireworks Extravaganza...

We're back! After a little winter break, Dani, Justy, and new co-host Oisin have defrosted to talk about the weird wilderness of Alaska. Pyramids, weather control, UFOs, and selkies for some reason!

All glory to Hocus Pocus! Meltdowns aplenty on this week's episode. No, not an in-depth discussion of Dani's love life, but deep diving into the Chernobyl disaster; the build-up, the fallout, and cover-ups. Along the way, there's dog talk, your usual handful of Simpsons episodes, Rasputin, questionable accents, and the ethics of fancying Gillian Anderson playing Margaret Thatcher.

This week, Dani, Justy, and special guest Oisín dive into the unhinged lore of The Montauk Project, a Cold War conspiracy where the U.S. government allegedly dabbled in psychic super-soldiers, time-travel mishaps, and a monster... basically real life Stranger Things. 

This week on Hocus Pocus, it's werewolves vs vampires, which makes sense because Justy's hairy and Dani sucks. Along the way, expect discussion of Sinners tampon storage locations, the submarine episode of The Simpsons, Justy's adventures in Romania, and a few technical difficulties.

Justy's back! For maybe our least spookiest episode yet! This week, your hosts dive into the history of the Kennedys, a super normal and chill family where absolutely nothing could possibly go wrong. Along the way there's Paris Hilton talk, lobotomies, Mexican-Irish solidarity, and a lot of discussion of Dani's new boyfriend.

We’re back! Well not all of us. Justy is suffering in ways too impolite to mention on social media, so Dani roped in her neighbour Justin to guide him through the mysteries of Appalachia, from the Moon-Eyed People to the disappearance of Dennis Martin, the Beast Of Bladdenboro to our old friend Bigfoot. Tangents include: half-naked Robin Williams, Reddit survival strategies, witchcraft vs wicca, t...

Welcome back to Dani Hyperfixates For Three Hours... no, wait, it's Hocus Pocus Lack Of Focus! This week we delve into the spookiest haunted asylums around. Not literally of course, but if some rich patron wants to fund that, we're open to it. Along the way, tangents include The Crown, Ireland's vendetta against Thierry Henry, the differences between Irish and Welsh (yet again), Jus...

Spooky szn continues unabated! This week Justy and Dani tackle McKamey Manor, America’s most infamous haunted house attraction, reportedly so extreme to the point guests had to sign a liability waiver detailing the various forms of physical, sexual and psychological torture they would undergo. Cheerful stuff. Along the way, they debate boy cats vs girl cats, just how racist was Jar Jar Binks, the...

Tis the spooky season, and so Dani and Justy are looking into the history of Halloween, from its Gaelic roots in the festival of Samhain right up to the modern candy-n-capitalism extravaganza. Tangents include hooring yourself out in Saudi Arabia (be you Bill Burr, Katie Price, or CM Punk), House Of Guinness, Stingy Jack, haunted houses and ghost trains, and Jumanji.

This week, Dani and Justy go long on one of the most infamous female serial killers of all time, Aileen Wuornos. Along the road they turn off into tangents such as ghosting, Big Brother and SM:TV, correct etiquette at ATMs, the Clinic Murders, and Charlie Kirk, obviously.

Aaaand we're back! After a week away (thank you, technical difficulties), Dani and Justy return to your ears to dive into the world of fairy tales, Grimm or otherwise. Along the way, expect the usual Simpsons references and even some Futurama bits, an update on Justy's love life, Dani's skincare journey, Disney adults, vocal stims, the Hemsworths vs the Culkins vs the Skarsgards, an...

"We have searched every square inch of this podcast and all we have found is porno, porno, porno!" Yep, Dani and Justy have been preparing their whole lives for this episode, as they dive into the sticky world of porn. From its humble beginnings on cave walls to every other piece of video you see online, porn has  become one of the driving forces behind the progress of human history, but...

This ain't helping our algorithmic chances, but here goes: Dani wanted to do an episode on the Nazis. Justy agreed. Neither of them prepared. It's chaos. Along the way, we touch on Stevie Wonder, catfishing, serial killers being played by hot actors, why Walk Hard is a modern classic, Jennifer Coolidge, the Welsh language, and of course Trump, MAGA, and that whole cult.

An episode of two halves: your usual witty banter, before a nice diversion into *checks notes* the horrific crimes of Albert Fish, aka The Gray Man, aka the Vampire of Brooklyn. But before that there's talk of Jamie Lee Curtis, your hosts' skincare routines and sex lives, the necessity of providing pound cake for demons, why you don’t fuck with sharks, and negative Spotify reviews (how d...

An absolute pick ’n’ mix episode; ostensibly it’s about remote viewing and its use by the CIA for espionage, but along the way we hit on Garth Brooks, manifesting and positive mental attitude, Dani’s dealing with demons, the importance of getting tested, Dionysus, Uri Geller flying above Wembley, the origins of Justy and Dani’s names, and some Hocus Pocus bingo. Y'know, the kind of cohesivene...

Ireland’s two finest wrestling minds, Justy and Dani, delve into one of the saddest tales of the squared circle: The Von Erich family and the curse surrounding them. Basically Fritz Von Erich is a contender for history’s greatest monster. Along the way they hit on the Sydney Sweeney of it all, Justy’s film work, Sean Connery, Dani’s cat, and the usual witchy bollocks.

Cryptids, innit?

So, an orange man and a jew walk into a teenage disco...

This week, we dive head first into everyone's favourite horny Victorian goth kid, Charles- FUCK - Aleister Crowley.

Editor Alex: "Here you go. An hour and 50 minutes of absolute shite talk."