Hindsight Movie Reviews

Ahoy, Motherfuckers! I know it's not saying much, but this movie wasn't completely rancid. It was still pretty damn bad, but it also had some boss fight scenes, and... that's pretty much it. We were joined by Devin from the Why So Serious podcast, and we had a great time discussing the music, the fights, the music, and the music. Really, the music was the best part of the entire film. Enjoy. ...

The only thing worse than a bad movie is a boring movie, and this is a boring as hell movie. There is no true cohesiveness to this movie, the characters who are on the same team don't talk until the last fifteen minutes of the movie, but it turns out that they have always been in connection, but the scenes showing that connection was deleted. The male lead is a horrible actor, Moon Bloodgood is ju...

Ahoy, Motherfuckers! I don't understand how such a wonderful game can become such a horrendous movie. If Raul Julia wasn't in this movie, I don't think I could have tolerated it. Reese from The Nerdy Podcast Network joined us to try to make soufflés out of shit. It didn't work. Enjoy.  Leave an email at HindsightMovieRevues@gmail.com Twitter: @ThatCoolBlkNerd, @SippingRoyalTea, @HindsightRevu...

Ahoy, Motherfuckers! This fucking movie. Can I say fucking? This movie is above and beyond senselessness, and it is up to Brandon and me to decipher it. This is the first of our Video Game Movie Month, and I want my quarter back. Cultural appropriation occurs in every scene. They took a video game with the easiest video game plot ever and make a whole movie that doesn't even begin to reference the...

Oh, yeah. If you like bad movies featuring rappers acting poorly in a poorly scripted movie starring a broke down Vin Diesel wannabe, then you are in the right place, Jack! If you don't, then maybe you are up for zombies that only come out once a month and kill everything moving, except this time they are going up against 3 people with GUMPTION! Gaby joined us for this one. It was a hoot. E-40 ad-...

Ahoy, motherfuckers! This time around, we were joined by Scarfinger to discuss The People Under The Stairs. It is a largely senseless movie with a few big names in it, but the real stars of the movie were the white man and woman who played Man and Woman, respectively, and their dog Prince. They took every scene that they could make theirs and engraved their names in those mugs. This movie is best...

Ahoy, motherfuckers! We are joined by Ace from the Black Girl Missing Podcast and we talk about the completely inane piece of tripe, Leprechaun in the Hood. #HorroribleMovieMonth is almost at a close and I am so happy because Ice-T pulled a bat out of his afro and the movie only got worse from there. Or, as the movie would say, Worser. Leprechaun in the Hood was definitely up to no good, and neith...

We were joined by Jeff from the Jeff vs the World podcast and we discussed Eddie's accent, his mullet, the horrible acting jobs of Dead Mike, the impossible nature of this movie, and more. Enjoy.  Leave an email at HindsightMovieRevues@gmail.com and a Voicemail at 916-633-1537. Twitter: @ThatCoolBlkNerd, @HindsightRevues, JeffVsTheWorld, @Rashanii Websites:  http://www.singlesimulcast.co...

Brandon and Rashanii watched Tales From the Hood, the absolutely awful horror movie that is too dumb to be funny and has too many WTF moments to be scary. This movie was a waste of time when it came out in 1995, and this isn't wine. This is milk that was already spoiled, cooked broccoli left in the pot for two months, boiled eggs left in the sun. This movie is rancid, and we treat it with all of t...

Shanta joined Brandon and Rashanii to discuss The Distinguished Gentleman, the only Eddie Murphy movie of the 90's that Eddie didn't actually write. This movie is a sharp political comedy about a con artist who becomes a congressman and goes to Washington DC, where he finds out the government is running bigger cons than he could've ever imagined. Leave an email at HindsightMovieRevues@gmail.com Tw...

We are joined by Anthony from Fogetdatyo Radio to discuss Coming to America, the 1988 Eddie Murphy classic. We talk about how this is the movie that catapulted Eddie's career as far as playing multiple characters, how surprisingly talented Arsenio Hall was in this movie, How much money Akeem and Simmi brought to America, why it made sense for Lisa and Cleo to think Akeem was on drugs, Darryl's pun...

We were joined by Devin to discuss Life, the Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence movie from 1999. We discuss how the entire movie was all Claude's fault, how much of a jerk he was, how Ray saved Claude's life, the Eddie Murphy MCU, and more. Enjoy. Leave an email at HindsightMovieRevues@gmail.com Twitter: @ThatCoolBlkNerd, @HindsightRevues, @Rashanii Websites:  http://www.singlesimulcast.com Fac...

We were joined by Corbin to discuss Harlem Nights, the 1989 movie that stars Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, Della Reese, and Redd Foxx. We discussed the relationships between Della and Redd, the classic scenes with the Champ, and how if this movie was made today, it would be much more like an Ocean's 11 type movie. Enjoy.  Leave an email at HindsightMovieRevues@gmail.com Twitter: @ThatCoolBlkNe...

We were joined by Old Man Wade to discuss Boomerang, the 1992 movie that stars Eddie Murphy as a player who plays himself at every turn at the hands of Robin Givens. We discuss the enduring strength of friendship, the decision to ban women based on feet, Lady Eloise putting it on Marcus, John WItherspoon's amazing scene and more. Enjoy.  Leave an email at HindsightMovieRevues@gmail.com Twitte...

We were joined by Stephanie to discuss Set It Off, the 1996 movie of four black women who are forced into a life of crime by the circumstances set in front of them by men. Seriously. Men are the villains of this movie by far. Enjoy.  Leave an email at HindsightMovieRevues@gmail.com Twitter: @ThatCoolBlkNerd, @HindsightRevues, @SunnyTwoteThat, @Rashanii Websites:  http://www.singlesimulca...

The hair. The quotes. The lack of loyalty directly after a promise of loyalty. The hair. We go to New Jack City with Asa from The Black Girl Missing Podcast, and we kick down the buildings. Enjoy. Leave an email at HindsightMovieRevues@gmail.com Twitter: @ThatCoolBlkNerd, @HindsightRevues, @LithiumToLashes, @Rashanii Websites:  http://www.singlesimulcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com...

In this episode of Hindsight, we are joined by Scar from Scarcasm Live and we take great pleasure in talking about Tre Styles, aka Lil Furious, AKA Furious Jr, and his life in the hood. We discuss how John Singleton really seemed to dislike black women based on his portrayals of them in this movie, how scarring Brenda was to Doughboy, the prevailing bop that is Just Ask Me To, Lil Furious' 48-year...

In this episode of Hindsight, Brandon and Rashanii are joined by Ricky to discuss Menace II Society. Initially planned as a humorous look at the movie and all of its foibles, this surprisingly became an intimate look at the movie and the environment that spawned its creation. We still got our jokes in, though. Please enjoy. Leave an email at SingleSimulcast@gmail.com Twitter: @ThatCoolBlkNerd, @Hi...

In this episode of Hindsight, Brandon and Rashanii are joined by Jay to discuss Above the Rim. We discuss just how badly this movie has aged, along with the fact that Tupac and Marlon Wayans carried the movie, that Tupac isn't a real gangster, that Duane Martin was trying to embody Allen Iverson and more. Please enjoy. Leave an email at SingleSimulcast@gmail.com Twitter: @ThatCoolBlkNerd, @Hindsig...