Hillbilly Nerd Talk

HNT 251: Pappy’s 90th Birthday. Billionaire Bullies. Visits from Badgers and Canadians.

I’ve been binge listening to the Belief it or Not Podcast. It’s reassuring to hear that other people also grew up in a cult and got out. Hank had two young fellas painting a fence. He let them make their own mistakes. Never Gonna Give You Up has hit over a billion views. Free Guy is a shockingly good movie. See it. And we’ve had it with our unvaccinated neighbors. Our state is getting decimated by...

Billionaires in Space, Family Drama, Delta Variant

HNT 248: Gardening Club. The Package. Complicated Orders. Pipeline. Oath of Office. Bourbon. Awkward Funeral.

HNT 247

HNT 246: Baseball Cat, DMX, Little Nas X, MMA body parts, Robot Art, Mario Brothers

We are both vaccinated now. My one dose didn’t hit me as hard as Hank’s second dose hit him. Still worth it. Japan makes robot seals that respond to nursing home patients affection. Hank started a pool league night and even I’m learning to play some. And our friends have so much drama in their relationships right now.

Super Bowl. Vet Trip. Gender Reveal Party. Armie Hammer. Snow Removal Fight. Cicadas. AMC and GameStop. Nazi Secretary.

We were snowed in for our best Christmas ever. So we did it again New Years. COVID will mark 2020 forever. What a weird time. It also gave gonorrhea a boost. Bill Belichick passes on a Trump medal of Freedom. News from space. We may be hearing our neighbors. And I’ve found a 5 hour nightly Star Trek marathon on antenna tv. Donald Trump is a jackass and that is a fact.

Hillbilly Elegy hits Netflix. We agree it’s thumbs up, but a tough watch. Very realistic. This would have been a theatrical release. But movies are coming directly to streaming. What’s the future of theaters? Don’t let moose lick your car. As entertaining as it sounds, its bad for the moose. We are savoring Big Mouth on Netflix. I think Hanks secretly appalled I enjoy this dirty little show.

Inappropriate Costumes. Scary Movies. Borat. Kanye West. Eddie Van Halen. How do you know what’s an inappropriate costume? And does child abuse foster greatness?

Joe Arpaio records a Cameo welcome to a furry convention. Hillbilly Elegy hits close to home for both of us. We went to a wedding. Netflix was a steal back in the day. And a simple phone is a great ideal.

I finally read a book! How could I resist an X Men/Star Trek crossover. I made it through that book. We’re glad it’s not as hot as Death Valley. But Hank felt an earthquake. Aussies know how to earn husband points: shark punch! Why oh why do we call them waspers?

Petra’s following the Johnny Depp vs Amber Herd media drama. Maybe it’s schadenfreude watching Amber Turd get some karma. Christian Hillbilly Tarot Cards?! Yea I had to have em. How far back should we go changing names? Hank went fishing and review The Black Swan (book) for us.

WV elects their first trans councilwoman. We’re guilty pleasure enjoying RuPauls Drag Race. This leads right in to watching Behind the Candelabra. Who else remembers Liberace? Ford Bronco taking advantage of 90’s nostalgia and odd coincidence. NASCAR has been progressive about the Confederate Flag, and they certainly surprised, warmed my heart and made me cry with the outpouring of support for the...

Introverts seem to be coping better with COVID stay at home orders. It is hard to be with the same person all the time. UK just cleaned house in their cheerleading program. There’s smoke but some people still say there’s no fire. Is it a Karen ruining the program? Joe Rogan just made podcasting millions. Blasts from the past mix up of Van Halen and Christie Brinkley.

We’re taking full advantage of the shut in. I’m learning to sew and gardening like a mad woman. We’re playing video games and connecting. Poor Chairman Meow has a full on panic attack when I tried to clean her ear. NOPE, she’s getting doped and taken to the vet. Did anyone know Tupac is alive and well and drawing unemployment in Kentucky? Had has some Daddy Drama and ends up playing Match Maker. M...

This is a historic time. We will all never forget the events of the past few months. If your not a little scared by all of this your a fool.

The Corona Stock Market collapse and the toilet paper shortage of 2020. Meow got tranquilized at the vet. And how did these dirty lyrics make it on air?

More adventures in Real Estate. That’s not how this works? Not only assholes drive Mercedes. What’s your kids show name? Did half time at the Super Bowl upset you? Listen to a mummy speak. Bobby Knight might drive said Mercedes. And I’m obsessed with the Johnny Depp Amber Heard Drama. I said she scary.

Springsteen, Florida Man Challenge, Movie and TV Show Reviews, Victory Cigars

Star Wars. Sharron Stone. Tarot Cards. Smoking Age. 70 Year Marriage. Goal Setting.

Punked, Smut Books, Q's Not To Ask, Sunny Buns, Snow for Santa.

Jeffery Epstein, Prince Andrew, Kanye West, Reading, Country Music.

Hank Turns 50! Joker. Chairman Meow. Hospital Horror Stories.