Hillbilly Nerd Talk

LGBT lmnop. We’re confused. How about “No Hetero.” Orville Peck, what a unique dude. We’re DINK’s. Dual Income No Kids. We skipped the gene pool. We’re getting over COVID. Even vaccinated it’s a weird virus.

Will Smith had time to consider that slap. It totally overshadowed his win (and Samual L Jackson’s too.) Jada used the look on him. Red Hot Chili Peppers are auditory garbage, the Ron Burgundy of rock. And you can’t escape them. They’re putting out new crap. I wasn’t allowed to watch Momma’s Family growing up. Figured out why. I binged Seven Year Switch. And we’re enjoying the Righteous Gemstones...

Chairman Meow is a picky little shit and finding her food has been challenging. I’m doing the Master Gardner training and volunteering. I’ve find my tribe. My outrage subs have been active lately. I can’t imagine what possesses people to keep “pets” that cause so much death, destruction, and STRESS. And what’s going on in Ukrainian is freaking us out.

I’ve found a breed of cat that matches Chairman Meow’s description exactly. Their name, Nebelung means creature of the mist. It tears me up to think of losing her, so of course I’m stalking one. I’d much rather find a “street kitty” but the personality is exactly my little grey shadows. We spent New Year’s Eve with our Fancy Friends, and enjoyed the hospitality of a real hearth goddess type. We ev...

Pappy just celebrated his 90th Birthday with a bang. Now he’s back on line. Hank’s got great genes and a plan to keep him off of Facebook. Is Elon Musk bullying Jeff Bezos? Hank sure thinks so, but I think it’s hysterical. Captain Kirk is going to space, and I’m finally paying attention to the space race again. Great move! We visited with my buddies and Hank’s pals from Canada all in one day. We s...

I’ve been binge listening to the Belief it or Not Podcast. It’s reassuring to hear that other people also grew up in a cult and got out. Hank had two young fellas painting a fence. He let them make their own mistakes. Never Gonna Give You Up has hit over a billion views. Free Guy is a shockingly good movie. See it. And we’ve had it with our unvaccinated neighbors. Our state is getting decimated by...

We are a little rusty but we are back at um! We hope you enjoy tonight’s show.

I’m joining a gardening club. At least I’m trying to find a pod of badgers. We got a package from my love cousin! People with complicated orders shouldn’t go through drive throughs. They’re annoying enough inside. Pipeline pays ransom. Yikes. Crazy oath of office in Kentucky. A Kentucky bourbon wins best tasting. Hank’s a KY snob. And we went to an insanely awkward funeral.

Our renters have a fat cat. Lost DMX and Prince Phillip on the same day. Kim Kardashian is now a billionaire. Pandemic Pounds. Ugh. And the book Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell explains what it means to be a hillbilly pretty well.

A cat on a baseball field is my favorite part of base ball. DMX has lived a rough life. We still love Up in Here. Little Nas X isn’t my kind of music, but I like his “Call Me By Your Name” video. And we’re talking about him! A Russian MMA fighter lost a finger in a match. They really lost it. The art of robot Sophia. Okey Dokey. And an unopened Mario Cart cartridge just sold for bank.

We are both vaccinated now. My one dose didn’t hit me as hard as Hank’s second dose hit him. Still worth it. Japan makes robot seals that respond to nursing home patients affection. Hank started a pool league night and even I’m learning to play some. And our friends have so much drama in their relationships right now.

Super Bowl. Vet Trip. Gender Reveal Party. Armie Hammer. Snow Removal Fight. Cicadas. AMC and GameStop. Nazi Secretary. We did the most American thing ever and watched the Super Bowl to Half Time. Poor Chairman Meow got her teeth cleaned. She came home staggering. Gender reveal parties suck and tend to go horribly wrong. Knock it off. Who is Armie Hammer and is he a cannibal? Deadly neighbor feud...

We were snowed in for our best Christmas ever. So we did it again New Years. COVID will mark 2020 forever. What a weird time. It also gave gonorrhea a boost. Bill Belichick passes on a Trump medal of Freedom. News from space. We may be hearing our neighbors. And I’ve found a 5 hour nightly Star Trek marathon on antenna tv. Donald Trump is a jackass and that is a fact.

Hillbilly Elegy hits Netflix. We agree it’s thumbs up, but a tough watch. Very realistic. This would have been a theatrical release. But movies are coming directly to streaming. What’s the future of theaters? Don’t let moose lick your car. As entertaining as it sounds, its bad for the moose. We are savoring Big Mouth on Netflix. I think Hanks secretly appalled I enjoy this dirty little show.

Inappropriate Costumes. Scary Movies. Borat. Kanye West. Eddie Van Halen. How do you know what’s an inappropriate costume? And does child abuse foster greatness?

Joe Arpaio records a Cameo welcome to a furry convention. Hillbilly Elegy hits close to home for both of us. We went to a wedding. Netflix was a steal back in the day. And a simple phone is a great ideal.

I finally read a book! How could I resist an X Men/Star Trek crossover. I made it through that book. We’re glad it’s not as hot as Death Valley. But Hank felt an earthquake. Aussies know how to earn husband points: shark punch! Why oh why do we call them waspers?

Petra’s following the Johnny Depp vs Amber Herd media drama. Maybe it’s schadenfreude watching Amber Turd get some karma. Christian Hillbilly Tarot Cards?! Yea I had to have em. How far back should we go changing names? Hank went fishing and review The Black Swan (book) for us.

WV elects their first trans councilwoman. We’re guilty pleasure enjoying RuPauls Drag Race. This leads right in to watching Behind the Candelabra. Who else remembers Liberace? Ford Bronco taking advantage of 90’s nostalgia and odd coincidence. NASCAR has been progressive about the Confederate Flag, and they certainly surprised, warmed my heart and made me cry with the outpouring of support for the...

Introverts seem to be coping better with COVID stay at home orders. It is hard to be with the same person all the time. UK just cleaned house in their cheerleading program. There’s smoke but some people still say there’s no fire. Is it a Karen ruining the program? Joe Rogan just made podcasting millions. Blasts from the past mix up of Van Halen and Christie Brinkley.

We’re taking full advantage of the shut in. I’m learning to sew and gardening like a mad woman. We’re playing video games and connecting. Poor Chairman Meow has a full on panic attack when I tried to clean her ear. NOPE, she’s getting doped and taken to the vet. Did anyone know Tupac is alive and well and drawing unemployment in Kentucky? Had has some Daddy Drama and ends up playing Match Maker. M...

This is a historic time. We will all never forget the events of the past few months. If your not a little scared by all of this your a fool.

The Corona Stock Market collapse and the toilet paper shortage of 2020. Meow got tranquilized at the vet. And how did these dirty lyrics make it on air?

More adventures in Real Estate. That’s not how this works? Not only assholes drive Mercedes. What’s your kids show name? Did half time at the Super Bowl upset you? Listen to a mummy speak. Bobby Knight might drive said Mercedes. And I’m obsessed with the Johnny Depp Amber Heard Drama. I said she scary.

We discuss Bruce Springsteen’s son who has become a fireman. Are you ready to do the Florida Man Challenge? We have been watching a lot of TV and movies lately so we did some reviews.