High & Low

Full recap of the episode where Jesse bulldozes through a hallway of people while wearing a graph paper suit. The journey of the episode spans expanding our knowledge of Luke's life in Colorado, Kristin's conviction that she's a great friend to Michelle, Jax's love of gossip and being compensated for dramatizing hair loss, Jesse's plans to assess his ego through psychedelics, and Britney's intent...

Bravo news, from the blasphemous rumors of a severance package for Andy, to the latest drama about Brittany and Jax, and who their Valley costars Michelle and Jesse are now dating - including an insightful look into Michelle's new alleged finance bro beau, plus a new discovery about sweet Nia. Then, a brief summary of highlights from the last episode of Vanderpump Rules that I watched begrudgingly...

A review of a jam-packed week; from multiple housewives saying goodbye, to learning more about Candiace's departure, and watching 8.5 fight dirty with a parody account that she believed was Crystal, before a rant about Olympics uniforms. Then a full recap of another explosive Valley episode where Nia bravely discusses her struggles with post partum depression and where we learn alarming informatio...

A lot happened over the past week, an eclipse, dirty rumors about BH casting that sent me into a spiral, plus Jill just jillin' like a villian on Below Deck, and now talk of a Potomac boycott as Teresa and Louie make a splash at Coachella. We cover all those bases before a recap of The Valley where the group is dealing with the aftermath of "R squared gate" and also preparing to attend, and help a...

A jam packed episode that addresses the cast's horrible skills playing the telephone game, further dissects marital issues between Jesse and Michelle, and proves that the recipe for an explosive episode for any Bravo franchise is a catered dinner. We also learn more about Jesse's fixation with portrayals of wealth and grandeur, find out about Janet's boundaries with Kristin, and watch Zach continu...

A brief sleuth session into a few cast members and possible outcomes of the toxic aura hovering over The Valley before a recap where we watch Jax be a horrible friend to Kristin and learn that Britney will stand by her man-child no matter what. The repercussions of nipple tweaking continue to be felt (pun intended), not even a relaxing girl's night is safe from drama that stresses new mom Nia, and...

A review of Bravo news topics before a trip into The Valley, a Vanderpump Rules spinoff that focuses on the chapters of parenthood and homeownership that former SURvers and bartenders have embarked upon. The premier episode introduces us to several couples and their different stages of parenthood, as well as their single friends who are along for the ride. We meet likeable and loathable characters...

We celebrate the 18year anniversary of Real Housewives origins in Orange County, bringing us Skye tops and a family van that forever changed the trajectory of reality tv and lead us to current Bravo events; whether 8.5 Anne should have been given a second chance (with a special message from my friend Kiki @thetalkofshame to present a differing perspective), Kim Z's attempts to resell designer item...

The NSFW finale of the Erika Jayne Vegas residency documentary focuses on high stakes drama of lackadaisical gyrating just prior to the show's opening night at House of Blues. We learn a variety of fun facts, from Erika's reiterated belief that Tom is suffering from cognitive decline, to her team's stance that their true opinions of her performance can't be caught on camera, to Mikey's singular vi...

The last episode of the three part reunion that viewers hoped would bring accountability and clarity to issues from the season. Sutton's medical emergency takes her and Garcelle off the couches, leaving the main focus on Kyle and Kathy. The frustrating episode is primarily a walk down the memory lane of Kyle's life via footage. While emotions run high, they do not clear up any murky topics. Hosted...

A recap of the pussy pattin' propaganda documentary of Erika Girardi's "comeback" as Erika Jayne via a Vegas residency at the House of Blues in August 2023. We watch low impact dance rehearsals and witness her fond memories of Tom, whom she still seems to enjoy describing at his professional peak. We hear her reminisce about her old life of obscene wealth and spending before lamenting her Vegas sh...

First, we hit a few Bravo hot topics, then we recap The Kyle Show/Beverly Hills Reunion that summarizes all the stale beef, 2022 tiffs, and dodged accountability that Kyle storyboarded for our enjoyment. Interrupting that flow is Sutton's attempt to point out Kyle's ongoing damaging accusations against her, Dorit's stance that so much changed in Kyle's life that questioning it was warranted, and t...

A rundown of current Bravo lawsuits before a stroll through the first of three RHOBH reunion segments that focuses on debuting fashionable looks, rehashing storylines, and teeing up issues between Dorit and Kyle, and 8.5 Anne and almost everyone. Between Dorit's "wait, lemme take a selfie" delay, Kyle's revelations about her upbringing, insights and apologies from 8.5 Anne, and Crystal clocking-in...

A rundown of the 2016 Secret Service led prosecution of Chris Psaila, half of the celebrated L.A. design house, Marco Marco, after Erika Girardi's allegations of $787, 117.88 worth of fraudulent charges on an AMEX card Tom paid but had begun to object to, with Volkswagen asking, "Now why am I in it?" A review of Chris' 2023 lawsuit allegations that Erika's longtime choreographer Mikey Minden, assi...

The well coddled gang wraps up a season of medical gaslighting, failed redemption arcs, and marriage issues with one of Kyle's classic white parties. Erika performs and is apparently under the belief that she sold out a stadium, Sutton shares words of advice with her daughter over jewelry, and Dorit expresses concern about her relationship before the episode focuses solely on Kyle, Mo and their fa...

Take a puss pattin' walk through fields of irony and madness where a woman who couldn't apologize for her own callous behavior, that caused additional pain to victims of the decades long Girardi embezzlement scheme that funded her lifestyle, spends an entire episode saying she wants an apology. Sutton's impulse buy horse Santos is a delightful distraction, 8.5 Anne lures people to her stair laden...

A recap and opinion of Hulu's second documentary detailing crimes spearheaded by Tom Girardi and the Girardi | Keese law firm. Failings of the California Bar Association are highlighted as well as the current status of ongoing legal battles for both Tom and Erika, including an overview of the Marco Marco lawsuit referenced on an episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills when she mentioned we...

A recap of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, recounting the details of the final dancer's leg of the group's trip to Spain where Merce Cunningham's name, and ashes, found their way into the biggest mouths in Beverly Hills. Highlights include an awkward flamenco dance, heartfelt commentary from Sutton, van ride tips from the ladies on different kinds of bears and not getting embroiled in a spouse's...

In this dive we learn more about the chaotic path the custom made earrings have taken that involves multiple robberies, a lengthy HOA lawsuit, and a dalliance with tax authorities, all of which led to the bankruptcy trustee having ample documentation when the time came to confirm items purchased with client funds. We also review bad karma origins of another piece from the "Girardi Collection" and...

We return to Spain and enjoy an elegant dinner, filled with cultured guests who witness the group being blown away that Erika knows anything beyond how many carats the earrings (that a bunch of diabetes clients unknowingly bought her) were. We're spared from anyone mentioning Sutton's esophagus in this episode but we're forced to hear about how heroic the women felt 8.5 Anne was for saying scary m...

Back in the winter of 2020, rumors and nastiness regarding Jen Shah's workplace connection to Trump "University" began to percolate. This pod explains Jen's connection to that grift, as well as detailing the company where she worked before just before striking out on her own to lead a national telemarketing scam. Brace yourself for details that include a waterboarding lawsuit so you can cite it wh...

A review of new allegations and rebuttals regarding Denise's behavior at Kyle's cannabis dinner before a rant filled recap of a luxurious cast trip to Spain. The Spanish voyage pays homage to an iconic choreographer, tests our patience with more cocky vitriol from a woman thrilled with being rated 8.5, reminds the world that Tom Girardi used client funds to buy gratuitous and illusory displays of...

A discussion of the bittersweet end to a truly legendary season, full of homemade Burn Books, sub-par apologies, and hope for Monica's future. We gallop on a moral high horse through Salt Lake City, amidst quagmires of contradiction and irony, only to find ourselves right where we began, discussing Heather's black eye. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A look at the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, including an explanation of off-camera drama on social media over long-winded posts about anesthesiologist v nurse anesthetist qualifications. And we won't be distracted from discussing a man who insists on a hug, a sneaky refrigerator snoop, and the most distracting "title misappropriation" of the episode - fashion designer. Ho...

A full recap of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Reunion Part 2, including context on social media responses posted after the show. We remember why Mary skipped the last reunion, discuss my own steps to address homeowner liability risks, and wonder whether a 1940's Hollywood starlet would wish to be removed from this narrative or would appreciate the unexpected spotlight. Nothing in Salt Lake is...