High Jinx Sports Show

The Bills fans get the snowstorm they were praying for and close out the Dolphins 32-29, The Colts find a way to lose to the Vikings despite a 99.6% win likelihood earlier in the game, the Jaguars come from the clutches of defeat to somehow win an overtime game with a pick 6 against Dak Prescott and the Cowboys, the Texans might be good(?) but still lose to the Chiefs in OT, the Chargers get the i...

The Eagles, Bills, and Chiefs take care of business, the 49ers demolish the Buccaneers while Brady nearly loses it but signs an INT ball for a linebacker on the other team, and the Jaguars might actually be good? The fellas talk the genius move that was the Christian McCaffrey trade, debate whether Baker Mayfield is now must-see TV, pick the official High Jinx game of the week, play OuFu and make...

The Bills and Eagles establish their dominance with big wins over the Patriots and Titans, the Vikings keep the groove going by defeating wunderkind Mike White and the Jets, and the 49ers dismantle the Miami Dolphins with Mr. Irrelevant as their QB. We draft NFL contenders from a pool of 6 teams, where Ezra starts with a surprise #1 pick and then has to choose between the 49ers and the Field at #6...

On today’s show, Joe, Ezra, and Kurtis talk about the Mike White Experience, debate which NFL team would you least want to be a fan of, including the Broncos being owned by a soulsucking organization, Texans lack of obvious future potential, and the the Washington Commanders disgraceful and unworthy tribute to Sean Taylor. Then we talk NCAA Playoff Seeding, NFL Best Bets, Kurtis finds an untapped...

Ezra, Kurtis, and Joe take a tour through NFL Week 11, the Jets find new ways to lose and Zach Wilson fails to take responsibility for the offensive woes, Cowboys send Minnesota scorched earth style down to non-contender status with a 40-3 victory, the 49ers announce themselves as legit contenders with a big win over the Cardinals, and Patrick Mahomes rips the heart out of the Chargers with a 30-2...

Tom Brady and the Bucs get back on track in the beer stein capital of the world, Washington torpedoes Philadelphia’s hopes of going 17-0, and Justin Jefferson made the catch of the year in what will definitely be the craziest 4th quarter of a game we see this year. Ulie’s Used Carshop sponsors the show, Kurtis and Ezra are feeling the hot hand after going 4-0 in their NCAA bets last week, we play...

Special guest and noted fútbol enthusiast and gambling aficionado Eric joins the show to tell us how to bet this year’s World Cup. We cover the favorites to fade, the underdogs to ride, longshots with a chance, the entrancing properties of the Argentina jerseys, and whether this is the year the U.S. men’s team makes a run. 00:00: Theme Song, World Cup vs. Olympics, Sizing your World Cut Bets 20:00...

Kurtis, Ezra, and Joe debate which franchise will have the most regrets 1 year from today, discuss Jeff Saturday’s vault to interim head coach of an NFL team, Jim Irsay’s obsession with vintage guitars and NFL unknowns, the Packers walking the plank after the loss to Detroit, and the Packers missing their window to trade Rodgers. A game of 'pick your 2nd-year QB squad' ensues where Kurtis makes a...

Kurtis, Ezra, and Joe marvel at Christian McCaffrey’s 49er glow, rank the best trades from the NFL offseason, separate NFL contenders from pretenders, hand out our favorite NCAA Bets, pick the High Jinx NFL game of the week, debate laying the wood of 10+ points for the Bills, Eagles, and Chiefs, ponder the virtues of endless parlay hedge cycling, test Ezra’s live-time odds connoisseur abilities, t...

The fellas talk the Brady and Rodgers dynasties breaking down, the hardest decline to watch in this year’s NFL, Matt Ryan’s exodus from Indy in favor of an unproven 6th round pick, the missed opportunity of a Carson Wentz-Nick Foles showdown in Washington-Indianapolis, a Joe Burrow stat that only he has done, our favorite 2-team moneyline underdog parlays, the chances of a Packers upset against Bu...

Kurtis goes back to 2011 to find a relevant NBA Opening Day trend, Ezra talks apocalypse now potential in Philadelphia if both the Phillies and Eagles win in the same year, a missed opportunity for a 64-1 moneyline parlay, Ezra hands out the NCAA trap bet of the week, Noah tells us his favorite way to burn 5 bucks in NCAA, we identify the Arizona Cardinals 5-1 Playoff Exception Rule, Joe presents...

Ezra and Joe debate Eagles-Cowboys or Chiefs-Bills as the Game of the Week, check in on the Chiefs obsession with guys who have hyphenated names, hand out best bets for NCAA and NFL, do an Internet search for Skylar Thompson, Joe keeps riding the Unders, hear a word from sponsor Harry's Halfway Hedgehouse, tally up the scores of our 4-man NFL teams draft, crystal ball the MLB playoffs, pick our fa...

Ezra, Kurtis, and Joe debate the value of the Aaron Judge 62nd Home Run ball, reveal what it would take for us to give the ball back if we caught it in the stands, celebrate going 11-4 in last week’s best bets (resume builder!), talk Aaron Rodgers retiring from the NFL to become a private detective in London, hand out college football and NFL lines that we dig, the Miami Deplorables risking Tua’s...

The guys party like it’s July, getting the good vibes of the 4-man cajoling for the first time since summer season. In today’s show, a conspiracy theory about Brett Favre's bank status, the value of Jalen Hurts for MVP at 7-1, Tom Brady having 45-year old problems, Micah Parsons putting out Lawrence Taylor Vibes, predicting the First Coach Fired, Trevor Lawrence living in London, and Ezra roaming...

Kurtis and Joe talk Brett Favre swindling $5 million from government funds to build a women’s volleyball court, the teams with seasons circling the drain, Bengals Super Bowl Success Hangover, Kirk Cousins career earnings (17th all-time!), the Jaguars emerging as this year's Bengals, Bills-Dolphins as the must-see game of the week, and which artist we think will play first in their upcoming twin bi...

In their first ever 2-man show, Joe and Ezra talk who is the worst team in the league after Week 1, recap Ezra’s trip to Dallas Death Star to watch the Cowboys lose their season in week 1, TV announcers love affair with Dan Campbell, how the Broncos completely blew it, Geno Smith MVP Odds, Saquon being allllll the way back, the value of a backup long snapper for the Bengals, and Jimmy G. and his m...

The guys recap their trip to Lake Tahoe, revealing which friend walked unabated through a patio screen door and describe how Kurtis unwittingly nearly invited a bear into the AirBnB guest room. Then we talk the chaos that is the start of the NFL season, Lamar negotiating his own contract, and Brady at 45 navigating the distractions of being a human. We then each pick 4 AFC and NFC teams to battle...

The guys reminisce about long hair shenanigans and terrible restaurant jobs, Arch Manning committing to Texas, Wild West college transfer portal, fantasy sports for billionaires, talk Chet Holmgren and NBA Draft Predictions, pick out longshot bets for NL & AL MVP, and look into the future to determine how the Kings could screw up the draft. 0:00: Theme Song & Intro: 18-year old us, restaur...

We compare the LIV golf tournament to a John Wick movie as Phil Mickelson is officially “ex communicado,” debate the athlete gambler Mount Rushmore (yes, MJ is on it), get interrupted by incoming NFL MVP odds, reminisce Roland Garros greatness, wonder why MLB pitchers don’t hold extra baseballs in their pants, and offer longshot bets for the World Series, NL Rookie of the Year, and NBA Finals. The...

The first 4-man pod in High Jinx history, featuring Joe, Kurtis, Ezra, and the return of Noah! We discuss favorite summer movies, ask whether Boston or San Francisco is the more likable city, and ponder whether the Warriors or Celtics trekked the harder road to get here. Then we talk best bets, where Kurtis goes all-in on the Celtics, Joe hands out an 85-1 exacto for the NBA Finals outcome, Noah s...

Kurtis hands out a 3-team parlay that’s guaranteed to hit at least 1 of 3, Ezra goes all-in on Memphis making the comeback, and Joe places a $5 bet that pays out $3500. NBA playoff rants, an attack on media misinformation surrounding Joel Embiid’s "low energy", and Ezra recaps all of the top baseball stories in 1 minute. 0:00 Theme Song & Intro 02:10: Where is our Mind? 13:20: Sponsor Read: Ca...

Joe doubles down on Malik Willis having a better career than sure-fire bust Kenny “Fake Slide” Picket, Kurtis laments the Mavs playoff chances but revels in his NBA bets lead, and Ezra hands out a guaranteed $10 parlay that pays $42,000. We debate starting a High Jinx Productions Film Studio with the winnings, before ending with the creation of a new X Games Olympic Sport: “Cannonball Run 2”. 0:00...

Joe reveals his YouTube QB Big Board, ranking the top 5 QB prospects based exclusively on their YouTube highlights. Kurtis debates a hedge on a 5-team NBA parlay, Ezra likes the Georgia Bulldogs to show out in the 1st round of the NFL draft, and we vigorously debate whether Mr. Irrelevant will be an offensive or defensive player. 0:00: Theme Song & Intro: Favorite football movie ever and we de...

Ezra and Joe go to the Mavs-Jazz playoff game, while Kurtis stays home to spend Easter with the family. Chaos reigns in the NBA playoffs, Kurtis predicts an early retirement for a former MVP candidate, and Ezra’s 9-year old son picks a surefire NBA 4-team moneyline parlay that pays out 40-1. 0:00: Theme Song & Intro 6:30: Where is our mind? 19:43: Sponsor read: Danny’s DirtBag House Sculptures...

Ezra recaps the Master's Golf Tournament in 30 seconds, Kurtis tries to convince us the Mavericks still have a chance without Luka, and Joe is feeling Brooklyn to upset Boston in 7 games.  0:00: Theme Song & Intro 6:00: Where is our Mind? 31:45: Sponsor Read: Larry's Lawn-Be-Gone 33:00: Unnecessary Bets of the Week: NBA Playoff Edition 42:00: We go round-robin picking 15 of the 16 NBA pla...