Hey Man, Nice Shirt

Nick and Logan dive into the recent issues at our Nations capital and announce the upcoming the LIVE show!  That's right, a live show is in the works and we'll share the information as it comes available.  They also dive into "real life advice"; if you need any advice, on anything at all, hit us up!  Logan goes on a mid-life crisis test drive; Nick explains why he's not a HMNS human...

The boys celebrate year one of the podcast by swiping stories.  One of the stories is fake, can you spot the imposter?  Logan leads off with the time he got confused in Vegas and invited a “pro” into his room.  Nick follows with his childhood story of or doorbell ditching that leads to a kids mom beating a guy.  Logan talks about his triple fail with a girl he was really into....

The boys open with the train wreck that is Demi Lavato and weigh in there thoughts on whether on not calling extraterrestrials “Aliens” is offensive.  Nick talks about almost losing a finger and how he fixed it.  Logan retells the story in Nick’s inner dialog.   Nick struggles to put together a thought and Logan just lets him roll with it.    Logan talks about th...

Oh my; Nick is hung over and struggling to get through - he talks through his Whiskey, Vodka, Tequila, and beer filled evening.  The boy’s talk about Dog the bounty hunter and how the mullet will make a comeback when the Dog finds Brain Laundrie.  Logan talk about his plans for Casey Anthony if he ever runs into her in public - here’s a hint, he has a plan to get off Scott free.  Ni...

The boys catch up on some fan mail, thank you to Todd and Megan (oops) for sending us your questions!  The boys talk about when is the right time to talk to your significant other about your daily deuce, and Nick share a story about his holding it for a week.   The boys discuss baseballs and Logan has a shout out for Larry Doby!  Are you a snowboarder, or skier? Nick and Logan...

Nick is convinced that the moon landing is real and has the proof.  Here’s a hint, NASA was bored.   Logan brings up Elon Musk’s recent “separation” with Grimes (another Canadian).   Nick and Logan discuss writing movie and Logan hopes Nick will show for the premier.  Logan is alone for a couple of days and confirms that all men are disgusting   The boys tal...

The boys dive into some current events, starting with Nicki Minaj and her ridiculous claims of enlarged testicles.  Logan talks about minor league baseball players crying about lack of pay that they don’t deserve.   Logan tries to tailgate at a high school football game and apparently that’s frowned upon.  The boys discuss the difference between “toys”.   There is bre...

This was not approved by Traci and we're not sorry!   Logan shares a story from the Rodeo! 

The boy’s have some theories.  Nick talks about helping space travel and thinks that the “Flat earthers” may play a pivotal role.  Logan has a theory on how words were created, and Nick agrees that he needs some new “Rollies”.  The boys flash back to 1996 - Logan reminisces on the overall shorts, and Nick brings us up to speed on the Kristen Smart case.   The boys try to d...

Logan talks about his experience at the Ramona Rodeo and reflects on the struggles of being a young man.  Nick announces some changes is his household and it has do do with his morning shower routine. Logan nominates his HMNS Human of the year.  Nick has some issues at the grocery store with the cashier; does she own the joint?  Nick and Logan talk about Survivor and what it would b...

We’re so glad that you missed us!  Logan is freaked out by a rare, southern California thunder storm.  Nick talks about his new tattoo in a very strange, Tennessee parlor.  A NCY crackhead tries to push a bus that broke down on the highway and Nick doesn’t help.  Logan describes what Nick’s inner monolog sounds like.  Nick gets flagged by TSA and has an uncomfortable excha...

Logan is back from his Hawaiian vacation and talks about getting airdropped on the flight over.  The boys talk about Andrew Cuomo and his highlight reel.  Logan explains how Hawaiian toilets work and Nick is obsessed with Logan’s tongue.  The boys talk about hot chicken and Nick explains how he eats his wings.  Spoiler alert, it’s inappropriate.  Nick creates a religion, a...

Logan is on vacation, but because the boys are committed, you’re getting this one on time!  Are you a binge watcher, or do you like to have something to look forward to every week?  Logan calls out what the next thing to be canceled is and the divided that will ensue.  Nick confuses Aaron Carter with Andrew Jackson, and they boys discuss how there was no one named Aaron on the Decla...

Nick’s on his bullshit with his new hotdog topping shirt, and coming off a last minute road trip to pick up a Great Dane with his cousin.  He got pulled over and drops a joke on the cop to get out of a ticket, does it work?  Logan has some Real Life Advice for parents and serial killers, and he believes that Nick is the “Bruce” of the Old West. He also explains the origins of bull riding...

This week the boys switch it up a bit.  Logan questions Nick’s choice in “fashion”. Nick recalls his son running through the house with a “toy”, and his guest bring up and buzz at a party later.  Logan rants about these fake milk companies and them trying to push this fake, no tit squeezing milk on you.  The boys thank you for submitting your best “would you rather”, and pick a few...

The boys start this weeks episode with the HMNS humans of the week.  Logan has an encounter with a crazy drunk woman that can’t count and needs a little help on what to do next time.  Nick talks about the first time he touched a boob, was it the truth, or a lie?  Nick does a 180 on the “Karen” culture and thinks it’s not a bad thing that we’re calling these people out!  Logan s...

This week Logan steps out of the IPA comfort zone and tries somehting different, what’s verdict?  The boys talk about trash talking in professional sports and where the line may or may not be, and where that line is in regards to raising kids.  Nick goes on Bob and Ronnie’s boat, and is offered a quickie.  The boys talk about getting into Krav Maga, and we’ll give you a hint, you ha...

Obviously the boys had to talk about the POS William Henry Cosby Jr. and his recent release from prison.  How will the boys side on this issue?  Logan shares his views on Rick Fox and Nick breaks down the scenario.  Let’s be honest, they were all over the place in this episode….  The boys want to know, do you hang to your dominate side, or the off hand?   Logan educat...

The boys wrap up Pride Month with Nick enjoying some pride in his mouth.   Logan talks about disappointing his mother on his family vacation, while recording from the closet.  Nick talks about being “white girl drunk” and Logan verifies the requirements.  Nick works his wood - working skills to a Turkish Princesse.  Nick also tries to snap a fly out of the air like Mr. Miy...

Live show is happening -  August 29th, mark your calendar. Some crazy shirt happened this week and Logan asks Nick his thoughts on the Korn Ferry Tour Fight, being swallowed by a whale and WTF is up with this book?   Nick has a new game for Logan to see what “triggers” him, and it may or may not have backfired for Nick.   Nick brings up the “worst job in the world”, sorry...

Our Live show is coming to you on August 29th.  Make sure you drop us an email so that we can send you the link!  We got double shipped on our C.U.N.T State sticker, need a few?  We got you!!!   Logan talks about Oregon and how he’s changed his mind on Canadians.  The boys talk about this new trend of celebrity boxing and offer up some Real Life Advice on how professional...

Y'all may have noticed some new music!  HUGE shout out to Logan’s girls for provided the fresh beats for the intro and outro for the HMNS podcast!!!!   Yes, the boys are doing a live show!  August 29th, email us and we’ll send you the link!   Welp… For whatever reason, Nick’s “fighting words” are - I’ll tongue kiss you.  The boys talk about calling people “twice fat” and a...

Live show is happening -  August 29th, mark your calendar. Have you or a loved one confused Nick with Jason Mamoa?  If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation for being blind.  Logan has a new mission and it’s finding old pics of Nick in High School.   Nick talks about his experience with Hot Chicken which ties into this weeks HMNS Human of the week.  Logan...

Our Live show is coming to you on August 29th.  Make sure you drop us an email so that we can send you the link!  We got double shipped on our C.U.N.T State sticker, need a few?  We got you!!!  This week - well, Nick got ENGAGED!!  Nick talks about Tennessee and the pressure about dropping big the question.  Nick sees a questionable bobcat. Logan talks about the “war...

Yes, the boys are doing a live show!  August 29th, email us and we’ll send you the link!  This week is a little different, as Nick is on the road checking out the sights and banjos in Tennessee.  The boys talk about the gas shortage and the challenges that face Nick on his road trip.   Logan drops some Real Life Advice on the do’s and don’ts of marriage proposals.  Lo...