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Send us Fan Mail Episode Twenty-Nine -- Dogwashers (2020) The boys find themselves in Colombia this week to watch the most ineffective narcos go head-to-head with the most ineffective cops while the other most ineffective narcos look on. Werner Herzog returns for untitled.txt, and this time he's joined by The Bard.  Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: https://w...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Twenty-Eight -- Baahubali 2: The Conclusion (2017) Spectacle. Spectacle. The father becomes the son. Perhaps the son becomes the father. Perhaps none of it matters. Is the spectacle the message? Is the message the spectacle? Last week's untitled.txt proves to be a fluke. Spectacle.  Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: https://www.youtub...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Twenty-Seven -- 24 Hours to Live (2017) Wherein everyone's favorite generic white guy gets turned into an assassin spy zombie and learns to love again. As a bonus, the stakes get raised on untitled.txt.  Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrocker heyjameswatchthis@gmail.com Follow us @heyjameswatch

Send us Fan Mail Episode Twenty-Six -- Willy's Wonderland (2021) Wherein it becomes clear that Russ and Frye have no idea what constitutes a thriller movie. Nicolas Cage. Animatronics. Silent Protagonists. Childhood. Soda. Pizza. What's not to love? Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrocker heyjameswatchthis@gmail.com Follow...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Twenty-Five -- Unicorn Store  (2017) Wherein it becomes clear the boys have no idea what constitutes a romance movie. There's also talk of Home Depot and Australia's fauna.  Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrocker heyjameswatchthis@gmail.com Follow us at: https://twitter.com/heyjameswatch

Send us Fan Mail Episode Twenty-Four -- Pokemon Detective Pikachu (2019) Because what says hard-boiled detective yarn better than a neon yellow electricity rat? Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrocker heyjameswatchthis@gmail.com Follow us at: https://twitter.com/heyjameswatch

Send us Fan Mail Episode Twenty-Three -- Hammer of the Gods  (2013) If James wants Vikings, Russ and Frye are gonna give him Vikings! Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrocker heyjameswatchthis@gmail.com Follow us at: https://twitter.com/heyjameswatch

Send us Fan Mail Episode Twenty-Two -- Skyscraper  (2018) In which all good ideas are stolen, Dwayne Johnson climbs a building, and perfect scenes are left on the cutting room floor.  Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrocker heyjameswatchthis@gmail.com Follow us at: https://twitter.com/heyjameswatch

Send us Fan Mail Episode Twenty-One -- Wonder Woman 1984 (2021) In which Frye and Russ try to convince James to watch 2021's first great body horror! Also, there's plenty of talk about rope.  Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrocker heyjameswatchthis@gmail.com Follow us at: https://twitter.com/heyjameswatch

Send us Fan Mail Episode Twenty -- First on the Moon -or- Pervye na Lune (2005) Did you know the Russians were actually first on the Moon? Neither did we! As a bonus, episode 20 comes with way more arguments! Watch the movie here! https://youtu.be/O1Cu8IZy6xA Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrocker heyjameswatchthis@gmail.com Follow...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Nineteen -- Little Joe (2019) What do possibly-nefarious plants, gaslighting, antidepressants, flower shows, botany, geneticists, unique nonsense, committee nonsense, Capgras delusion, and pod people all have in common? If nothing else -- this episode.  Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrocker heyjameswatchthi...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Eighteen -- Viy 2: Journey to China , or Journey to China: The Mystery of Iron Mask , or The Mystery of Dragon Seal , or The Dragon Seal , or The Iron Mask , or Iron Mask (2019) With this many producers, your fantasy / pirate / martial arts / power armor / steampunk / wushu / CGI / wizard / fantasy movie must be good! Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro v...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Seventeen -- Vivarium   (2019) vai· veh ·ree·uhm noun an enclosure, container, or structure adapted or prepared for keeping animals under seminatural conditions for observation or study or as pets; an aquarium or terrarium. Wherein the boys start off the new year with a creature feature! Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: https://www.youtub...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Sixteen -- Yolki  or Six Degrees of Celebration   (2010) With Frye under the weather this week, our guest host is Lauren! https://twitter.com/lehudgins?s=21 What better way to ring in the new year than with Russian holiday sentimentality? You can ring in the New Year with Yolki   too! https://youtu.be/7MH-cqCADyA Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceo...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Fifteen -- El Camino Christmas   (2017) He sprang to his car, to the cops gave a whistle, And hid in the liquor store with so many pistols. But I heard him exclaim, ere the day turned to night, HAPPY HOLIDAYS, ALL! MAY YOUR CHRISTMAS BE BRIGHT! Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrocker heyjameswatchthis@gmail.c...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Fourteen -- The Night Before (2015) When out in New York there arose such a clatter,  A podcast was needed to settle the matter.  To the Nutcracker Ball they flew like a flash,  With Seth Rogan, his buddies, and bunches of hash. For more on the NCCU scandal -- https://www.wired.co.uk/article/netflix-christmas-cinematic-universe Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahi...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Thirteen -- The Knight Before Christmas   (2019) 'Twas the Knight Before Christmas, when all through Ohio A plotline was stirring, with a big armoured himbo; The stockings were hung by Alexa with care, In hopes that our boys could catch James unawares. Now with 100% fixed audio! Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.co...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Twelve -- The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot   (2018) Wherein the boys discuss Sam Elliott, Sam Elliott's mustache, regret, fate, Hitler, Nietzsche, and Frye decides to record his audio on a lidless trash bin. Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrocker heyjameswatchthis@gmail.com

Send us Fan Mail Episode Eleven -- The Night Clerk   (2020) Being an examination of voyeurism, hidden cameras, hotels, the autism spectrum, voyeurism, and voyeurism.  Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrocker heyjameswatchthis@gmail.com

Send us Fan Mail Episode Ten -- Mute   (2018) Wherein silence is golden, plots are derivative, .txts are untitled, magic has rules, and Paul Rudd has a giant moustache.  Next week -- murder mystery! Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrocker heyjameswatchthis@gmail.com

Send us Fan Mail Episode Nine -- Kaguya-sama: Love Is War   (2019) Wherein the boys take on terrible movie pitches, Japanese teen romance, the Coen Brothers, the Rock, and everything else tenuously related to above.  Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrocker heyjameswatchthis@gmail.com

Send us Fan Mail Episode Eight -- Bottom of the World (2017) What do Russ, Frye, and James have to say about one-star Amazon reviews, Route 66, and what happens when someone who isn't David Lynch makes a David Lynch movie? "Oh, pain's a beautiful thing. In the end, it's the only thing we really deserve." Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: h...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Seven --  "What do you think did this?" "I'm thinking zombies." "What?" "You know, the undead. Ghouls." Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrocker

Send us Fan Mail Episode Six -- Wherein the boys discover a Body at Brighton Rock. Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrocker heyjameswatchthis@gmail.com Follow us at: https://twitter.com/heyjameswatch

Send us Fan Mail Episode Five -- Wherein our intrepid trio join Satan's finest MLM scheme. Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrocker