Here's the Tower

A lot of folks love the Statler Brothers, but their family-friendly image is just a little too squeaky clean. That’s why we’re proud to introduce The Dirty Statler Brothers.

It’s that time of year, folks. It's harvest time again.

I'll never forget the look of everything you touched after you coughed into your hand.

Your favorite one-minute audio adventure series is coming back for another season of 13 brand new episodes. It all starts on May 20, 2020. May 20, 2020.

I suffer from an affliction known as IPS, or Irritable Person Syndrome.

Riding a wave of success in 1982, the Statler Brothers purchased the former Beverly Manor Elementary School in Staunton, Virginia.

In this lesson we'll learn some common phrases that will help you communicate when you visit Sweden.

Standup comedian Chekhov Foxworthy wins over the crowd with some bits from his classic routine.

Just a little soundtrack to accompany a minute of your autumn day.

In this lesson we'll learn some common phrases that will help you communicate when you visit Sweden.

Give it up, y'all! The reclusive Bard of Cornish is in the house.

Did you know that babies don't really enjoy beer festivals, concerts and loud restaurants with spicy food?

I'm so delighted whenever I get to hear feedback from you, my dedicated listening audience, so I thought I'd open up the phone lines and take your calls.

Talking wrong is one of my favorite ways to entertain myself.

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Tower loyalists are on hand to see the introduction and first demonstration of a new smart speaker and its cutting-edge conversational interface.

A dark cloud hangs over the season premiere and fans are stunned as the writers kill off a beloved character from the Here's the Tower Universe.

A well-deserved vacation is in order for Here's the Tower's staff of 87 writers, scrum masters, and enterprise architects.

Just call in and one of our helpful assistants will walk you through your social media feeds.

Another musical experiment is afoot as a bunch of music gets packed into an uneven set of 28 measures.

Longtime listener Randy is on the line with some straight talk about the recent arrest of Julian Assange. The host of Views on the News fully agrees: his goose is cooked.

In this prequel to episode 10 of Here's the Tower, the PR team at Jurassic Park attempts to get out in front of some criticisms by issuing a personal message from founder John Hammond.

In this prequel to episode 10 of Here's the Tower, the PR team at Jurassic Park attempts to get out in front of some criticisms by issuing a personal message from founder John Hammond.

If you have never watched Netflix before, this quick recap will catch you up on pretty much all of their shows.

A portion of the Russian composer Modést Petróvich Mussorgsky's delightful “Pictures at an Exhibition” is featured in this special broadcast from our friends at Radio Tower Classical.