Here's A Guy

Hot diggity dog, we have another new episode of Here's a Guy for you. Isn't that just a bit of terrific? I'm not sure what bit I'm doing here. Maybe an enthusiastic 1950s guy? Like a guy inviting you to a sock hop? I don't know man. I write these things every week and the creative process is just rambling. Not once have I ever started writing an episode description knowing how it was going to conc...

Welp. here we are. Doing this ridiculous show during a terrible time to be alive and a decent person in this world. Maybe that's the wrong way of looking at it. Maybe in dark times people like hearing 3 dumb guys entertain each other by telling the worst penis jokes they can think of. Maybe we're doing a service to the world by doing this. If that's the case, you're welcome. Also, you're welcome f...

We're diving headfirst into summer with a sizzling episode of Here's a Guy. Hopefully our ice cold 3-pack of kooks this week is enough to quench your thirst in this heat wave. Sure, just because the world is headed towards a miserable, fiery demise due to our own needless actions doesn't mean we can't have some fun, right? "Kook" is in fact the operative word this week, as we have stories of a a g...

Good god it's hot outside! Like, upsettingly hot! But here's the good news. We keep it oh so cool with a new episode of Here's a Guy. Yes, that's the best I can come up with for the episode description riff. Like I said, it's hot, ok? And I'm tired. I know it wasn't good. It's like a line you'd hear on "National Geographic's Really Wild Animals." Anyone else remember those videos? Any 90s kids in...

Hey hey hey, we're back once again- and this time, we have company! Our good friend Pookasaurus Rex is here in JackJohn's absence- and unlike a few weeks ago, this episode will not be lost to the sands of time. And thank goodness, because it's a fun one. We open by talking about Pookie's ongoing/future projects and more of Cody's strange encounters in public. Then, a variety of fascinating tales,...

Holy cats, it's another episode of Here's a Guy. Man, can you imagine a cat in a little pope costume? What if it was one of those hairless cats? Adorable. My cat never wears clothes because he's a big fat guy. Oh well. A pretty bonkers episode this week, starting off with a weird jogger Cody saw and a review of the things people are searching on google that bring up links to our show (tsk tsk on a...

Last week, we took arguably the biggest L in the history of this podcast. An entire episode with a special guest recorded, then an audio issue made it unsalvageable. This week, we attempt to make it up to our wonderful listeners with a truly bonkers episode. We open up with apologies and an attempt at atonement as Alex consumes a deadly parasitic fungus- with fascinating results! Then, we have thr...

We're back with episode 30, which is good news, but the bad news is that it's SO FUCKING HOT OUT. Good grief. As you may expect, this has the fellas a little bit cranky. They talk about how sweaty they get, then also read a listener email, which is way more pleasant. For our trio of topics, Cody starts off by sharing the tale of a mysterious English assailant with a shocking twist ending. Alex the...

Holy cow, it's another classic Here's a Guy episode! I really have no frame of reference for whether that's true or not, but I like to think so. I also think that if a bunch of time passes and we're at episode like 150 because we still don't have anything better to do, all of these early episodes will be considered classic! Maybe by then I'll think of some better transitional banter and a better w...

It's Episode 28, and it's Part 2 of our experimental concept! Last week we heard 3 stories that functioned as Part 1s, this week we tell the 3 stories that function as Part 2s! First, we give you an appetizer as we discuss the joys of grilling. Then, Cody tells us about a classic British judge who was as ruthless as he was jokey, JackJohn tells us about yet another irritable small Italian man who...

We've had a lot of fun on Here's a Guy in at least 22 of our 26 episodes so far. But here's a question I'm sure has been burning in everyone's minds: when will the show take strides forward as an artistic product? The answer, folks, is apparently Episode 27. That's right: this week, we bring you a new experimental concept. Well, actually first we talk about holiday treats and white trash delicacie...

Folks, it's baseball season once again. We love baseball here at Here's a Guy. How much? So much, we decided to say "to hell with creativity" and do a special baseball-themed episode again. But this time, it's even better, because we're joined by very special guest and friend of the show John Fleming of St. Louis Bullpen/Viva el Birdos! Isn't that exciting! We start things off with our 2022 MLB se...

Holy cow, it's episode 25! That's a quarter of a way to 100! And our episodes are twice as long as a normal podcast so it's almost like we're halfway there! We're killin' the game in 2022, as they say. (Do they?) In this instant classic (is it?) we discuss all of our eventful Saturdays. Spoiler: JackJohn did something stupid with a puzzle and Alex made Cody watch/review Wrestlemania. Then, for our...

Hello! Hola! Bonjour! Guten tag! Ciao! Zdravo! Hallo! (Dutch for "hello") Here's a Guy is back, and this week we're culturing ourselves with a trio of topics from the lovely continent of Europe. But first, we get back to friendship lore with stories about our friend's treacherous apartment and the classic pastime of "tweetin' at Seacrest." Then we hear tales of a young Dutch woman who joined a res...

We have returned after a week off, and oh boy are we on one. We start things off by discussing a weird spam text, new Indianapolis Colts QB Matt Ryan, and two fantastic listener emails, always a blast. Then, Cody tells us about a scientist who got way too into bringing ancient organisms back to life but found a fun use for them, Jack tells the story of a British banker who lied constantly but got...

(movie trailer guy voice) In a world where Here's a Guy returns for Episode 22...that's pretty much all I have for that bit. Anyway, this was a fun show. We start things off by discussing the impending parachute spider invasion, naming our clown of the week, and reading a listener email from our dear friend Pookie. Then, 3 very different topics all interesting in their own ways. In our first ever...

For Episode 21, we return with yet another of our highly popular theme episodes (at least we assume, nobody has ever said one way or the other). In particular, this is one that has been requested before and we've been hinting at for a long time. March is Women's History Month, and in honor of that, instead of Here's a Guy, we have Here's a Gal! That's right, for the first time, all 3 of our topics...

Ohhh baby it's Thursday. That means it's Here's a Guy release day. I'm certain your calendars are all marked appropriately. Every Wednesday night you can barely sleep knowing that the new Here's a Guy drops in the morning, and every Thursday morning you wake up excited to find out who the 3 Guys are for the week. I'm sure this is how it happens and not that you're incidentally reminded when one of...

The fellas are back this week with more fascinating tales to help cure your February blues. We start things off with a somewhat-restrained rant about the villainy of the Los Angeles Rams, plus a much more pleasant conversation about our favorite Jackass moments. Then, Jack tells us about the life of the world's tallest man Robert Wadlow, Alex discusses the Iowa convicted murderer who appealed to b...

February rolls on, and we have a truly bonkers episode for you all this week. Throughout the episode we discuss a variety of topics, from our dream dinner guests, Hitler being really stupid, random athlete connections, Mallard Fillmore, and if Tacko Fall played baseball. For our guys this week, first up, Alex goes completely berserk trying to explain the many antics and public stunts of the offici...

The fellas are back for a winter storm edition of Here's a Guy. How is their sanity holding up? Well, the episode is 2 hours 20 minutes long if that tells you anything. With that said, we start things off with a discussion of the institution of snow days, marks who want to drive in bad weather to go to work rather than stay home, and the infamous night we all jogged to a bar through the snow and o...

The boys are back in town! (Thin Lizzy- 1976) After a brief hiatus, the show is back with its full lineup. Clearly we have some pent up energy, because we start things off by talking about Arthur for like 20 minutes. Then, another trio of wild topics from American history: Jack tells us about the tiny, fun Cuban man who made the best of a trainwreck marathon during the 1904 St. Louis Olympics, Cod...

This week it's our first two man version of Here's a Guy. Jack is sick this week, and we're not just talking about his skateboarding prowess! Only a joke. Cody and Alex kick things off by discussing a variety of topics, including our listener suggestions for podcast resolutions, the Indianapolis Colts, the "fartrepreneur" Stephanie Matto, Robert Durst, Bob Saget, Betty White, and the Aristocrats j...

It's 2022, and we start the new year off the best way we know how: by dwelling on the past. Specifically, we bring you 3 fascinating tales from American history. But first, the guys discuss the Capitol Riots and the time Mr. Belvedere sat on his own balls, read another listener email, share their New Year's resolutions, and ask for help coming up with their podcast resolutions. Then they get to th...

It's the final show of 2021! Thank goodness. Surely the podcast, and the world in general, will get significantly better next year. Right? We kick 2021's nasty ass to the curb with an XL episode wherein the guys start things off by discussing a variety of topics, including R. Kelly, John Madden, Aaron West & the Roaring Twenties, Christmas gifts, and Cody and Alex's grandma. Then we do what we...