Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin

Here, Make This...

Comedy EN ↓ 223 episodes

"Here, Make This..." the podcast jam-packed full of explosive ideas by two guys too lazy to bring them to reality. Ideas for products, services, movies and TV shows. From the downright absurd to the mildly plausible. Tune in each episode as our hosts Andrew Jackman and Matt Larkin discuss and critique ideas, present some sketches and bring their fake products to life.

Author

Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

www.heremakethis.com

Latest episode

Mar 26, 2025

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Episodes

Episode 122: Glorious Food 12.04.2023

It's all about the taste this week on Here Make This. Food, glorious food. Larko deals with an issue at the cinema and Jackas deals with the issue of his waste line. 

Episode 121: Dangerous Activities and Musicals 05.04.2023

It's the "danger" episode. Dangerous activities, dangerous movies, dangerous ideas and sometimes dangerous jokes.

Episode 120: Family Threats and Drinking Temperature 29.03.2023

When all else fails with family discipline, Larko has something to truely motivate them to behave. Jackas describes what it takes to maintain optimum coffee drinking temperature.

Episode 119: New Ads and New Protein 22.03.2023

Sick of politics and the ads? Larko has your solution. Jackas is hungry for something new. A new and somewhat controversial protein.

Episode 118: Deaths and Marriages 15.03.2023

It's a sad day in the Here Make This studio where we tackle the sensative subject of "death" and Jackas presents an idea for what to do with your loved ones once they pass. Larko is at the other end of the spectrum and presents an idea for Love.

Episode 117: Kinks and Shocks 08.03.2023

There's nothing more satisfying than drivers who appreciate good etiquette. Then there's those rude and selfish ones who don't play by the rules. Do you have a fetish? Listen to this episode. 

Episode 116: Sun, Pills and Relaxation 01.03.2023

Our returning guest Scotty hits us with a literal explosive idea. Larko takes us down the beach for a quick dip. Jackas stays at home in the bathroom.

Episode 115: Pork Products and Sock-session 22.02.2023

We delve into the world of pork products, particularly everyone's favourite at Christmas time, ham. Jackas talks us through his obsession with socks.

Episode 114: Kids Artwork and Keeping Your Pants Up 15.02.2023

Declutter the house with Larko's idea for some kitchen-based tech. Jackas takes us back to high school and then back to the future with a new fashion accessory.

Episode 113: Community Gardening and A Brand New Horror 08.02.2023

Jackas presents another community service. Larko takes us through a brand new film that 's never been done before, with enormous potential. 

Episode 112: Hygiene, Cash and Men's Mental Health 01.02.2023

We welcome back our inaugural guest Scotty and he absolutely tears it apart. It's barely worth mentioning Jackas and Larko's ideas!

Episode 111: Sweet Caffeine and Shitty Jobs 25.01.2023

We put more people out of a job by introducing some cleaning tech. Larko freshens up that stench coming from the back seat of the car, finally.

Episode 110: Non-sporting Highlights and 50's Nostalgia 18.01.2023

Jackas gets nostalgic and drops an obvious Back to the Future reference. Larko hates sport but thinks he's found a way to watch some of the off-field action.

Episode 109: Sweet Corn and Helping the Nurses 11.01.2023

We love corn on Here Make This. So much so, we're keen to start a new corn community. Larko is also very enthusiastic about helping out our nurses.

Episode 108: Celebrating Mediocrity and Dealing with the Dickheads (again) 04.01.2023

If you feel a bit of a loser and never really accomplished anything of acedemic merit, Larko has you covered. Jackas is going to change the world and rid us of ALL the dickheads.

Episode 107: Dairy Treats and Service Restitution 28.12.2022

If you thought "Throwing Down the Gauntlet" was a bad idea, just wait until you hear Larko's attempt. Jackas puts forward a nostalgic business idea with far greater response.

Episode 106: Hear Ye, Hear Ye, who's Cancelled? 21.12.2022

In the world of social media, how do you keep up with the latest cancellations? In the modern day, how can we settle our differences? Listen in for all the answers....or not.

Episode 105: Getting Old and Trying to Keep Up 14.12.2022

We show our age by dumbing down some technology and not participating in any physical exertion. 

Episode 104: Supermarket Annoyances and Greasy Buckets 07.12.2022

It's a finger-licking good episode. We talk fried chicken with prizes and a shopping experience made better with a little bit of technology and some lab work. 

Episode 103: New Fines and Automating Kitchen Effort 30.11.2022

The "It took me an hour to edit this fucking thing. Thanks for nothing Larko. Would you just shut-up and get on with it please Larko" Episode.

Episode 102: Pure and Utter Laziness 23.11.2022

If this podcast has ONE key theme it would have to be laziness. In this episode, we continue the theme and present two ideas which frees up your time.

Episode 101: Notches on the Bedpost and Perfect Matches 16.11.2022

If social media ever shutdown, Jackas idea might have wings. Larko takes us back to the 80's and revamps and old gameshow to find a perfect match.

Episode 100: The 100th Episode! 09.11.2022

We made it damn it, we made it! It's the 100th episode of Here Make This! We reflect on previous ideas, redo some old classics and go over a few of our favourite 'isims. Enjoy folks, and thanks for sticking with us!

Episode 99: Outdated Tunes and Frosty Drinks 02.11.2022

We solve the issue of keeping your drinks frosty on a hot day. Larko reflects on a few tunes which appear to be outdated. 

Episode 98: Updating Movies and More Condiment Stuff 26.10.2022

We complete the range of Here Make This condiment products with an absolute corker from Jackas. Larko elightens us on the issues with movie promotions.

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