Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin

Here, Make This...

Comedy EN ↓ 223 episodes

"Here, Make This..." the podcast jam-packed full of explosive ideas by two guys too lazy to bring them to reality. Ideas for products, services, movies and TV shows. From the downright absurd to the mildly plausible. Tune in each episode as our hosts Andrew Jackman and Matt Larkin discuss and critique ideas, present some sketches and bring their fake products to life.

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Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin

Episodes

Episode 197: Obscure, News, Holidays 18.09.2024 1:19:51

We're all pumped for the Olympics and we suggest vetting your dance moves before coming on the show. Tanya wants a cheap holiday and Larko wants to catch up on current events

Episode 196: Live Cooking and the Movie of the Century 11.09.2024 48:33

A very long drawn-out conversation about Aliens. A delicious succulent Chinese meal, and an idea about live cooking

Episode 195: Whacking the Donkey, Clones and Lost Clothing 04.09.2024 57:40

Tanya K is back and things get rather loose. We cover off adult party games, getting out of work and finding lost clothing.

Episode 194: Shocking Smells 29.08.2024 39:18

Larko has the answer to shocking dumb animals. Jackas returns to the cosmetics counter at Myer and tries to convince them to buy his new range of fragrances.

Episode 193: Toasty Felines 21.08.2024 36:55

It's another toasty episode as we work our way through winter. Grab a cuppa, a blanky, and snuggle on the couch with your pet.

Episode 192: Big Tits and testing a theory on Podcast Titles 14.08.2024 42:37

That's right. An episode dedicated to breasts. If you think the subject matter is interesting, wait til you see the socials!!

Episode 191: Clubs and Tape 07.08.2024 34:56

There's a new club in town, just for those who don't like clubs. Larko presents a #justfixthat and a rant follows.

Episode 190: Green Beer and City Transport 31.07.2024 36:49

It's St Patrick's Day - at least it was in March, so just in time for next year, Larko presents a musical option for the non-Irish. Jackas talks us through a great option for getting around the city whilst seeking thrills.

Episode 189: Arguments, Thrill Rides and Bullying 24.07.2024 1:04:34

Solving arguments, thrill rides and bullying. Tanya joins us again and we get into relationships and transport.

Episode 188: Cat Comms and Chopping 17.07.2024 47:51

Larko leverages a previous idea, rebrands it, repackages it and presents it. It's not bad. Jackas craps on about knives for 10 minutes.

Episode 187: Pending Title: Food in the Toilet* (*not literally IN the toilet. We're not pigs) 10.07.2024 1:00:08

Food in the toilet. And bouncing!

Episode 186: Clits, Sax and Teats 03.07.2024 1:09:27

Don't let the episode title throw you. It's an M-rated episode where we cover chocolate, milk and mobile broadcasting

Episode 185: Sarcasm, Dairy Products and Exercise Power 26.06.2024 48:56

The big man is back. Chezlar joins us for another smashing episode, covering sarcasm, milk and kinetic energy.

Episode 184: The (Other) Food Episode 19.06.2024 40:05

It's another all-food episode. Kinks and big arse burgers. Not in that order.

Episode 183: Painting, Gigs and Condiments (Again) 12.06.2024 51:51

It's a fully explosize episode! (Spoiler alert) Chezlar drops by the studio for a couple of Black Russians and hilarity ensues

Episode 182: Peeing for Mileage and Vending Medicinals 05.06.2024 36:36

Larko is changing THE WORLD with his idea for a new fuel source. Jackas has another rant about fucking Pharmacists

Episode 181: Cheap Flying, Easy Parking and Fucking Eggs 31.05.2024 1:04:31

There's a special feeling in the air as we welcome back Chezlar to the podcast. We talk parking, eggs and flying. Something for everyone this week.

Episode 180: Apparel and Manchester 22.05.2024 38:00

Larko has a great idea, about 4 years too late. Jackas has a great idea

Episode 179: Sweet Treats, Homeless Employment, Drexting 15.05.2024 51:03

Chezlaaaaaaaaaaaaaar is back and he's brought his Nutbush with him. Larko presents an idea with the longest name in the history of the podcast.

Episode 178: Pet Poop, Poor Drivers, Quick Change 08.05.2024 57:34

Pets taking a shit. New clothing experiences and Jackas has another rant at crap drivers.

Episode 177: Listening to Animals and Disco Cocktails 01.05.2024 36:51

Listening to animals and having a bit of fun at their owner's expense. Enjoy your next cocktail party by combining your two loves. We've got you completely covered this week.

Episode 176: Smoking, Slurping and Musical Fish 24.04.2024 49:15

Smoking, Slurping and Musical Fish. Nuff said!

Episode 175: Stealing Goods and Eating Snacks 23.04.2024 48:46

Sitting on the couch and got a hankering for your favourite snack? We present an idea for sorting it out. Larko thinks it's ok to steal shit if you're old.

Episode 174: Pizza, Pooping and Bags 10.04.2024 56:40

She's back again. The Tank joins us for another exciting episode of your favourite podcast. We mention pizza, pooping and bags.

Episode 173: Walking for POWER and Selfies 03.04.2024 29:24

Take your exercise to a whole new power level! Larko resorts to AI, as we do.