Here for the Wrong Reasons

Recorded May 25, 2022. Anna and Ryan provide an update on their situation: where they live, where they laugh, where they love. Then they develop several sitcom ideas instead of really figuring out what went wrong in their own lives. You can also read these sources that Anna and Ryan didn't read but should have: Don't Be a Disney Dad https://fathers.com/featured-resource-center-page/dont-be-a-disne...

Rachel/Gabby E2: The ladies have a need, a need for speed-os. Jordan V is perfect, gets cut. Chris is not perfect, gets cut. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Recorded April 7, 2022. Anna and Ryan armchair quarterback why their marriage did not last, despite knowing nothing about quarterbacks. They also recommend resources written by people way more knowledgeable than them: But You Seemed So Happy: A Marriage in Bits and Pieces. By Kimberly Harrington. https://www.amazon.com/But-You-Seemed-So-Happy/dp/0062993313 Heartbreak: A Personal and Scientific Jou...

Rachel/Gabby E1: Ryan and Anna have some big bad news that also leads to big good news. Jessie Palmer has no plan for this season - none. We meet a meatball enthusiast aptly nicknamed "Meatball." Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit mega...

Clayton Finale: Clayton's dad is America's dad. Gabby's grandpa is America's grandpa. Rachel's dad is also America's dad. Clayton is no one's bachelor. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Clayton E9: You couldn't separate Clayton and Rachel if you tried. Susie separates herself from Clayton. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Clayton E8: Clayton feels that it could be very well that he's beginning to fall in love with Susie. But Clayton also has trouble falling off the 80 foot obstacle course. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Clayton E7: The whole gang heads to Vienna for some psychoanalysis. Susie gets a Pretty Woman date. Serene is serene while re-enacting Klimt. Send us feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Clayton E6: Shanae plummets over Niagara Falls. Clayton wants to make sure he's 100% into Teddy. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Clayton E5: Gabby loves dogs and beavertail. Clayton does syrup shots. Send us feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Clayton 4: Rachel and Clayton's date is a trifecta of Anna's nightmares. Was Elizabeth in the hot tub when the women ignored Shanae or not? We launch a full investigation. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hiwote Getaneh Interview: Anna and Ryan welcome Hiwote Getaneh, a producer on This is Dating, a podcast that follows four people through the ups and downs of contemporary dating. Hiwote talks about the Bachelor, what it's like to produce a reality dating show, and what she's learned in the process. Check out This is Dating at https://www.thisisdatingpodcast.com/. Send the Here for the Reasons host...

Clayton E3: Licensed therapist Kaitlyn Bristowe leads a group therapy session definitely approved by the American Psychological Association. Anna knows the whole Baywatch theme. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Clayton E2: Cassidy may have made out by the pool with Clayton, but she's really thinking about cuddling season back home with her friend with benefits. Hopefully she doesn't breadcrumb or zombie him. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

Clayton E1: Anna powers through COVID to recap this milquetoast season premiere. Clayton spills his drink during a toast. Salley makes a good call and bails on this season early. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoice...

Michelle Finale: Nayte may be more fuckable than Brandon, but which Tom Hanks character is the most fuckable? That's the real question here. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michelle Fantasy Suite: Brandon's inner cowboy comes out. Michelle gives everyone tickets to the gun show in her tank top. Ryan fails Anna's period quiz. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michelle Men Tell All: Pardeep brings the thunder. Peter's phrases include "Ba ba ba bijourno!" and "Do you want to bury the hat and be begones?" Ryan confuses Kris Kross and House of Pain, and is deeply embarrassed. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Learn more about your a...

Michelle E7: Joe and Michelle go on yet another high school date. Rodney does not like them apples. Ryan doesn't know if it's pap smear or pap schmear. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michelle E6: Why is Clayton going to be the Bachelor? Nayte throws his back out shoveling shit. Also, WHY is Clayton going to be the Bachelor? Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michelle E5: The boys meet the Minnesota Vikings, and are very disappointed. Nayte and Michelle ride a pontoon boat on one of Minnesota's 10,000 lakes, giving Anna and Ryan a chance to insert one of their special public safety messages. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Learn more about your ad choice...

Michelle E3: Rodney and Michelle are apple-lutely falling for each other. Michelle slices the pizzapreneur. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michelle E2: Michelle and Joe's chemistry is a slam dunk. Jamie climbs rocks but then rocks the cocktail party by stirring up shit. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michelle E1: Firefighter Daniel responds to a four-alarm smoke show. Rick serves himself up on a silver platter. Michelle channels her teacher mode with Ice Cream Ryan. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BIP S7 Finale! Dean and Caelynn are living in a van down by paradise. Riley and Maurissa plan to give their kids cookies for breakfast. Kenny gets down on one old, decrepit knee for Mari. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm...