HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH

HEYYYY BITCH. Poolie is BACKK . He turned off WARTIME mode. Well…kinda. This is just a good old-fashioned TAKECEL TRANSMISSION. You know…the kind you HATE . In which Poolhouse explains the war to people who do not care about the war. Using supermodels and talk shows and influencers as proxy. By the end you will be nodding and saying, “ Poolie is right! Donald Trump is the greatest gift BRICS could...

A transmission caught between timelines: Poolhouse delivers an Emergency Wartime Broadcast, which is also no such thing at all. Perhaps better to call it a mixtape meditation on the nuclear high-wire kabuki theater that is the high-stakes war with Iran, which could be a potential geopolitical quantum event or the greatest nothingburger of all time…or is it? As Poolhouse observes, many dominoes in...

SPLASH INTO CHAOS with Poolhouse and Oso—your heroic vibe correction officers—as they crash back onto the airwaves with another full-blown pop cultural meltdown that hits like a canister of knockoff vape-store “Baja Blast.” From Poolhousean Happy Meal schemes and Mountain Dew conspiracy timelines to pop star PR info wars and underground music industry lore, it’s a rapid-fire, high-sugar collision...

EMERGENCY WARTIME BROADCAST III Poolhouse returns with his most jaw-dropping and incisive wartime analysis yet. While the Take Sellers sugarcoat collapse and Western media runs cover for a historic loss of American clout, a darker signal is breaking through: The old order is dead. The old methods of war propaganda are failing—no coherent narrative, no convincing justification, no believable moral...

In early January 2026, Poolhouse took the breathtaking step of untethering himself from time. In doing so, BACKKLASH became a mostly solo endeavor, as temporal relations are difficult to manage at this time. Enter St. Michael: our titular ART POP CHERUBIC ZOOMER DELUXE. He too severed his link to the timeline (e.g., quitting X dot com), shortly after he and Poolie had agreed to record. Through the...

When Poolhouse dropped his Emergency Wartime Broadcast a mere 24 hours into the U.S.–Israeli military incursion against Iran, many felt he was being prematurely hysterical, unpatriotic, and doom-pilled. “Relax, don’t listen to creeps like Poolie,” your favorite deranged takeseller would say with a smile. “This is a weekend war.” Over two weeks later, with no end in sight, 98% of the takeselling ma...

24 hours ago, America and Israel dropped their surprise Middle East collab: World War III. In this emergency broadcast, takecel emeritus and octolectical oracle DJ POOLHOUSE breaks down Trump’s sudden escalation with Iran, the awkward theatrics of a neocon nuclear timeshare infomercial, and the deeper engine behind it all — a force Poolhouse calls ESKATOPOLITIK : the eschatopolitical end-times fan...

Poolhouse saves the most salacious takecel transmission of the week for last. In a grimy late-night sweep through celebrity true crime, TRUE CRIME TAKECEL BODEGA pulls back the curtain on three cases where the headlines don’t match the horror beneath. First: Rep. Tony Gonzales’ explicit texts with staffer Tony Gonzales explode into public view—only for the story to take a grisly turn when the staf...

MERCURY RETRO MANIFESTO isn’t just another manic burst of radio static from across the Void. This is Poolhouse forming the Product by harnessing the turbulence of the times. Each transmission represents a transmutation of chaos and a translation of the confusion that imbues the present moment… aka RIGHT NOW… which is all that ever was, is, or will be. With Mercury backing up through his nervous sy...

In this brief “State of the State” address, Poolhouse delivers his own response to the State of the Union—less a policy rundown than a spiritual audit of America itself. He asks what it truly means to be the state, to be American, and how to protect the American middle class and spirit from outside forces which are quietly demolishing these things in real time. Framing the nation as both a spiritu...

In this transmission, Poolhouse looks at the public reaction to the Epstein affair through two contrasting responses from within the music industry. One artist—Bethany Cosentino of Best Coast—cuts ties with Casey Wasserman’s talent agency after his name appears in the files. Another—Alexis Krauss of Sleigh Bells—chooses to remain and publicly explains why. Poolhouse analyzes how the profound darkn...

Tonight’s transmission marks a turning point. Since un-tethering himself from time, Poolhouse’s signal has taken on an expansive, chromatic, radiotronic quality, as his takecel transmissions reverberate within a mystical current across the planetary sphere. In tonight’s broadcast, he offers a brief meditation on the cycles and mechanics of time, the path to TRANCEndence, and Here Comes the Backlas...

Poolhouse is back with another takecel transmission, “because you are beautiful and deserve it.” The waning Aquarian energies and the ascendant Piscean charge in the air create permeable boundaries and liquid mental expression. Poolhouse takes the audience on a brief harbor cruise along a steady stream of consciousness — another ultra-cosmic signal beaming to the inside of your crystal dome from t...

when Poolhouse says you are a slave and need to accept it, he’s right. why? because he’s probably the smartest slave you know. tonight, a very special takecel transmission on what it means to understand your place in relationship to the octolectic. SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE Hieronymous Bosch Michael Jackson, Dangerous LP (Mark Ryden) “2.0” & “JUDGEMENT...

BACKK by popular demand — another Takecel Transmission for my beloved Backklashistas: the hottest, brightest, most insanely witty audience of remote-viewing SLAVES (said lovingly !) ever to tune in. TONIGHT : Poolhouse goes full Court TV… After a brief opening monologue unpacking the fallout from the fallout from the fallout of the Epstein disclosures, Poolhouse pivots to comparatively lighter far...

They only want you when your 17…trillion terabytes of data. What real signal can be gleaned from the megaton dump of noise contained in the so-called “Epstein files”? To answer that question, you need only observe one unsettling fact: the managers of the files — those responsible for their collection, suppression, and distribution — appear to be implicated within them. This paradox points toward a...

Following a sojourn to the depths of the Octolectic, Poolhouse resurfaces with a transmission to the Backklashistas. Poolhouse has nothing to say about Trump, ICE, Epstein, Nicki, Bad Bunny, Savannah Guthrie et al. Instead, he has untethered himself from time altogether. He uses this moment to bring the audience into the Eternal Now – the intimate point of convergence where this broadcast signal i...

Poolhouse fires up his radiotronic Takecel transmitter for another entry in his alchemical audio samizdat journey to the mythopoetic scene of the crime of the alleged American CIVICIDE, aka 1865. Tonight: Nicki Minaj fronts for Trump Accounts—a public-private partnership investment fund created at birth and presumably issued to the children of Barbz, should any of them somehow manage to reproduce....

Nicki & The Donald: two queens from Queens maximizing their joint slay. but what does it mean to stand up and be counted in a system that already regards you as a number? The Queen may be the Don’s #1 fan, but according to Poolhouse, that makes her a subject, not a sovereign. Gog, Magog, Martha and MAGA: this is an urgent Takecel Transmission on breaking Pick-Me news, live from Gag City (or maybe...

another Poolhouse transmission from beyond time and space: 2026… 1999... 1865. the American Experience is a timeline collapsing on Poolhouse’s command into a single ritual radio of ceremonial pop-art warfare: HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH, your internet neighborhood bodega broadcast signal coming at you again to cook the mainframe of your brain with its paranoid pulse turned all the way up. tonight: wh...

The levels of so-backkness are off the charts. In an uproarious edition of your favorite pop art pirate radio transmission, HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH, Poolhouse reveals a vulnerable piece of his childhood, before tearing the mask off one of the most sinister New Normal deceptions yet. Behind the spectacle of boomerfied AOL news slop lurks the grinning specter of the TQ. complete show notes and more...

THE GUY IN THE SPOT (OR, THE SECOND ICESTAFARIAN THEOPHANY OF PAUL J. HALCYON) Poolhouse walks into the freezing night to confront the Watcher in the Woods once more. The Watcher is a silent, unjudging presence with red eyes and a long memory, from whom Poolhouse receives a cryptic transmission: Don’t forget. What unfolds is a chilly meditation on Edenic loss, octolectical bondage, amnesia after t...

THE AQUARIAN is a quiet transmission from inside the crystal, where Poolhouse speaks on alienation, surveillance, cosmic cycles, and the struggle to remain oneself in an algorithmic world. Episode Mixtape: Peech Boys NYC - Stay With Me (Tom Moulton Mix) Aleems - Release Yourself (Dub Remix) Meat Beat Manifesto - Mindstream This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subs...

There once was a Pool in a hall made of glass, Preaching spirit and signal and algorithmic mass. While machines stole his vibe, He declared, “I will survive— You can mine my whole life, but you won’t ever get me, you ass.” SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKT.REE /DJPOOLHOUSE This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonu...

NOTE : If you miss seeing Poolhouse on X dot com, consider checking in on his Substack page . A quiet Edenic transmission from the Heavens, via Poolhouse’s heart center, delivered to you from outside of X’s microcosmic Kali Yuga cycle. Poolhouse delivers a brief message to you about your perfect energy, his stolen aura, and the necessity of establishing new rhythms of devotion in a world that incr...