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Sam and Sara are drift compatible and piloting a big podcast robot as a two person team this week, and what a week it was. Talking points include: evil internet companies, an impromptu game of movie ball, the wacky president's new weird thing he said, Jim Acosta – Kung Fu master, Sony steals a thing used for stealing, all covered in a 7 layer bean dip of tangents Featuring Sam and Sara Music used:...

The young guns of HKIP are here with a post-midterms episode to talk about all the bad-to-fine results from the recent elections. We also cover the most recent mass shooting to make national headlines, Charlie Kirk's (alleged) spending habits, RBG's recent whoopsie, Jeff Sessions, and other news and news based products. Highlights include: the demise of Wisconsin's resident deli meat abomination,...

In arguably our least prepared episode yet, your friends at HKIPGTD try to bring a little bit of levity as they juggle it alongside yet another week of horrendous news that came down the pipeline! We also talk Jacob Wohl's corn cob troubles, get to the bottom of whether or not Master Chief's suit jerks him off, and finally take a hard stance on soda drinking. Plus: who will Bernie main in Smash? F...

Let's just get one thing straight, here. There is nothing funny about sending a b*mb to Alec Baldwin. Just something we have to clarify since we have so many listeners at the NSA! Anyway, this week was bad, as so many of them are. It's Halloween though, kind of, so that's something! In the spirit of the season, this episode is sponsored by GameDie. Featuring Lauren , Patrick , and Sara . Edited by...

We're getting S E X Y this episode, and each host has something carnal to bring to the table! Join us as we recount this surreal week and talk about Elizabeth Warren going to The Max for some shakes with Screech! We also all get our 23andMe tests and find out just what percentage of religion we all are! Sara gets her percentages down. Zach takes us to the Gamer Corner. Alex reveals her true identi...

We're back! We missed a week because everyone was unavailable and/or depressed, but your favorite gamers are here to be mad about Brett Kavanaugh – finally! Zach assigns cabinet positions to Bone Bone and Donald Trump Jr, Patrick laughs at a joke that isn't theirs to laugh at, Sam struggles to remember what 11 minus 5 is (it's 6!), and we all unite in hatred against… dentists, I guess? Welcome to...

Boy howdy we sure did talk about Brett for almost an entire hour. Linus just woke up, Patrick and Caroline melted their brains with hours of senate hearings, and Sam is trying to wrangle any sort of coherence out his very dazed co-hosts. We also talk about Trump, because he is the president, and Elon Musk, because we needed something to feel good about. Featuring Caroline , Linus , Patrick , and S...

Topics of discussion include: Pickle Rick, owning Susan Sarandon, Dril tweets, bringing back the guillotine and us not knowing a god damn thing, including how say our own acronym. Featuring Caroline, Sam and Matt. Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

I hope you like hearing about the Grinch's dick, because – wait. Sorry, let me start over. I hope you like hearing about Kermit going down on Miss Piggy, because – wait. Sorry. Sometimes you just can't sell an episode of this podcast. You know how it is with us. Don't worry, we also talk about family-friendly things like other pauls for Name Manafort – wait. Hold on, let me start over. (CW: Lots o...

This week on a very special episode of HKIPGTD, almost everyone is busy so it's just two gamers here to talk about the events of the week. Fortunately, we're joined by friend of the show Scout to talk about the recently announced wage increase for Disney parks cast members and Walt's original vision for EPCOT! Other topics of discussion include Jeff Bezos age regression, Cardi B's failure to save...

What a big week! For the first time in the history of our podcast, Sara allows another host to intro the episode, and then takes control back by the end. Yes, we've got a lot of firsts this week: the titular bowls of chili, making fun of Eminem, saying the name of George Washington… maybe more! I guess you'll have to listen to find out, because I just ate a big bowl of chili before writing this de...

This episode is a eulogy for the Maverick, who recently ejected out of the mortal plane, breaking both arms immediately. We suspect he'll spend his time in the afterlife nearly doing the right thing, then deciding not to. This week, Zach auditions for SNL. Alex does two podcasts at once. Josh enters the confessional. Featuring: Alex, Zach and Josh Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Phil Collins...

Here in 2018, what we know for sure is that Powerthirst is funny and that capitalism is the most reasonable distribution of resources. Just ask Verizon! This week the squad talks new names, vape games, popping big bottles for the big man Manafort and manages three separate times to discuss internet culture minutiae. We're extremely online, just don't report us to Doug Ford! Featuring: Sam, Sara, E...

Topics of discussion include: Pokemon, nihilism, the ethics of liking Rick and Morty and of course, Looker the cat. Featuring Eden, Sam and Matt. Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

CW: discussion of transphobic violence towards children from 20:00-24:33 The Canada Gang + Patrick sit down this week to discuss all sorts of wonderful (read: terrible) things going on in the world, such as: Elon's Wild Ride, Nazi's try and fail to organize again, The first major-party transgender gubernatorial candidate in US history, Our funny president doing slurs and eating secrets, Aretha Fra...

Happy Space Force! All the hosts on this week met in person last weekend, and they all lived! Now the gamers are back and they get into the important stuff like space force, Saudi Arabia threatening to do a 9/11, old video games, space force and a dating app that really screwed the pooch. Featuring Lauren , Sara , Caroline , Sam and Matt . Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men The World Ends With Y...

Bad news for the Republicans' intact heads: it turns out socialism is good and people like it! On this week's episode: Josh pays his respects for the late Meghan McCain by voting for her father again, Evan and Sam fail to joke, and Linus does something very unnecessary. RIP George "Polite" Washington. Sorry they took all your blood. Featuring Evan , Josh , Sam , and Linus . Music used: T...

We got him, folks. We here at HKIPGTD launched our funny Trump balloon over London and he resigned immediately. Now that that's taken care of, we can talk about the REAL issues: roasting everyone, finding regular ways to use pig heads, and how to do a Jordan Peterson voice. And as always, thanks for listening to our podcast, HKIPGT Featuring Alex , Brooks , and Linus . Music used: The Taxpayers –...

Topics of discussion include: Taco Bell depression, ComputerTalkChat, Mr. Peanut's name, TMG/TMBG Top 3s, Squenix vore, 999 is good and Sam is smart. Featuring Sam and Luna . Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

Disclaimer: Discord was having a lot of issues on the day of this recording, so the episode is a bit rough at times. Nothing we can do about it, sorry! This week, we discuss the correct pronunciation of Twenty One Pilots, learn about famous Bretts, and get grandfathered into lizardom. Here lies Discord… peperony and chease. Featuring Luna , Lauren , Zach , Caroline , and Evan . Music used: The Tax...

This scorching hot week, the hosts all melt together into one gelatinous beast, named HKIPGTD for the sound it makes oozing across the Earth. Lauren does spon-con for Chick-fil-A. Linus auditions for the part of Scott Pruitt. Zach is betrayed by our boys in blue. Josh listens intently. This is so sad, Alexa play podcast. Featuring Josh , Lauren , Zach , and Linus . Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil...

I hope you're all ready for some freaking civility, because we're at our most polite and restrained this week. When the Supreme Court's got you down, just remember there's one silver lining: you can always get a UTI! Also, congratulations to Yung Challenger! Featuring Sam , Luna , and Zach . Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Eminem – The Storm Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

What's up, war criminals? Time for another DISRUPTIANO as we try desperately to not talk about the horrible news from America's southern border and instead talk about which of our hosts we're going to kill, interesting biological facts about elected representation and legal weed. Also, Sam gets mad about Detroit: Become Human again. Featuring Matt , Sam , Linus and Evan . Relevant Links: The Bath...

What the FUCK is up, gamers? Hope you're ready for all the big gamer pussy moments fresh from the floor of E3, where this was recorded live and in person! We decided to take a week off from news and just discuss the latest and greatest in heated gaming moments. Join us for the live broadcast of the Twitch Streamer Don't Say Slurs Challenge! This week, Alex confirms her psychic nature, Josh announc...

Topics of discussion include: LFO v. HKIPGTD, Citizen of the World Tony Hawk, soccer is destroying western civilization, Elon Mechs, salty milk and pennies, Todd's new game. Featuring Sam , Evan , and Alex . Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon