Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

Hey folks! It turns out you didn't subscribe to the full version of HENRY KISSINGER IS POKEMON GOING TO DIE so we have remotely deleted your phone's contents, courtesy of Tesla! Main topics this week include the Iowa Caucus and subsequent debate (🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀 #RatMode #BuyingGuide #LatestHoverboards #Swegway #SaturdayMorningVibes) and Canada perpetuating significant colonial violence in support...

What ghostly horde do i see cresting over yonder hill? It’s a four-person episode of Henry Kissinger is Pokémon GOing to Die! Well, at least for part of it. Who’s peach? Where’s Saskatchewan? Is Spain okay? Find out the answers to these questions and more by tuning in now! For your viewing pleasure, the normal image of the president discussed around the 48:30 minute mark Hosted by Sara , Matt , Ma...

This week, Zoey hosts a fun round of The Price is Wrong with Val and Sara. Come along with us as we learn all about the hidden world of historical(?) fiction on Am*zon! Our hosts also discuss Jeff Bezos, impeach time, people who do and don't like Bernie Sanders, and Pete B's own "please clap" moment. Hosted by Zoey , Sara , and Val who edited also Music used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Jeb...

Live from a toilet at the bottom of a well! It's alex leafcrunch! Val is also here but they sound normal. Imagine they're sitting on the sill of the well and keeping her company so she doesn't feel so alone down there. It's just like that one episode of the Simpsons. The dynamic two-o give you the lowdown on your soon-to-be-favourite sovereign songwriter city-state, your already-favourite presiden...

Rejoice, listeners, your long national nightmare is over! Henry Kissinger is Pokemon GOing to Die returns to the fray after taking a month to rest off the burnout. We return with a slightly tweaked format, but don't worry, someone says "Peepee Poopoo Johnson" at some point and Sara talks about Nancy Pelosi doing orange justice so not that much has changed. In addition, Roy ponders what B...

Happy New Year, gamers! Roy, Zoey, Sara, Caroline, Matt, Alex, Matt, alex, and Val give their predictions for the year 2020, and recount their lightbringers of 2019. Is this the year that Mr. H.K. is P.G.T.D.? This and other questions are answered from our very own prognosticators. Reflect on the past year and look forward to our future together with (some of) the hosts of HKIPGTD! Featuring: Roy...

🍑🌱?!? Val and the Matts of Gamecube and Scotland discuss Elon's cybertruck, the CN strike, the British leader debates, and the therapeutic effect of eating one (1) ice cream. If only Joe Biden would listen to their advice! It's not too late to just eat an ice cream instead, Joe. Also an announcement: HKIPGTD is going on break for the month of December! Due to the complications of scheduling in t...

Matt and Sara take you on a gaming adventure before going way over their heads trying to talk about Bolivia. Also, we weigh the idea of respecting the troops during hockey and also at Panera Bread. Featuring: Sara and Matt , who also edited. Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Depeche Mode – Personal Jesus [Dogshit Big Structural Bailey Edit By Matt]  

This week we've got kind of a Zoey and Roy one! The Royal Canadian Legion invites us all to have a solemn gaming moment and Zoey does some Amazon shopping for some good products. Fallon also stops by to talk about everyone's least favourite voice actor. And remember, Morrissey is Pond Scum! Featuring: Zoey and Roy Edited by Matt Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Foo Fighters – Miracle JPEGMAFIA...

This week, Sara and Matt (Not GameCube) discuss who's peach, who's putting cool racing stripes on their oil pipelines, whose hometown eats a recordbreaking amount of domino's pizza, and more! A veritable who's who of an episode. Snap election time, baybee!!!! Featuring: Sara and Matt Edited by alex leafcrunch Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men OG Maco – Twelve Bricks  

This episode is jam-packed. Val and alex discuss, among other things: the fallout of the Canadian election, Republicans on their various celled phones, a Twin Peaks/Riverdale crossover, AOC vs. Mark Shmuckerberg, matryoshka hitmen, trees, and Tay Zonday's newest single, Mama Economy. Music used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Train – Danny Gonzalez Mama Economy – Tay Zonday  

Originally intended as a short segment on this week's episode, Matt's discussion with friend of the show Sarah ran long enough to release on its own. Sarah helps give us a simple primer on the history of a divided Ireland and just how badly Boris Johnson is fucking everything right up.

This one's a whole lotta episode! Val and Sara squeeze in topics from last week while also talking about dem debates, Ellen the Generous's choice in friends, The Blob, and some normal guys doing normal things like writing letters and ignoring subpoenas. We get to the bottom of what PG&E stands for, and what should be done about transgender kids who have to pee. Spoiler alert for that second on...

Hello friends and well-wishers, today we have two of the Canadian hosts of our fair pod to help explain the Canadian political system with help from our friends Bean (from The Island Shuffle) and Emma (who joined us for our Ontario Election special last year). We go over the political parties (all six of them!), the parliamentary system and talk about why chasing the centre is a waste of time. We...

Canada's elections, presidential normal ones, <strike>cars</strike>, and thoughtcrime advertisements are all brought to you by the letter Q! Hosted by Matt and Val Edited by Roy Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Nickelback – Photograph (Pokemon GBA Soundfont Remix by Roy )

Sara makes her triumphant return to HKIPGTD and regains her platinum "cohost with every host" trophy. Matt (Scottish) gives us the LoDo on BoJo. The Canadian election continues to happen and I appreciate the non-American hosts talking about it at all! Hosted by Sara and Matt Edited by alex leafcrunch Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men  

Apologies for the confusion, the first version of this episode had some severe audio issues, so we took it down to re-edit. This is the final, fixed version, including 7 minutes and 29 seconds of content that was previously unusable. Little bit of an easy-listening episode this week, as we gather round to talk about other podcasts and try to remember which countries we're all actually from. Topics...

One of the greats has left us. We gather here today to discuss the falling of a titan, the passing of one of the last few old souls left in the world. We speak, of course, of Jeremy Renner The App. It'll live forever in our hearts. In addition to that post-mortem, Matt Gamecube talks about some stupidity in Canadian politics, Val gives us the rundown on the gross shit that happened at the Proud Bo...

Our usual British correspondent Alex was busy so we brought on a very special and very Scottish guest to fill us in on all the latest from across the pond. What is proroguing? Can you cook it in a skillet? Will the Matts be forced into unarmed combat to establish dominance, or will they do what the Alexes did and just sort themselves by capitalization preference? Will Val download Jeremy Renner, t...

Batten down the hatches, everyone – Matt got a soundboard. Amidst all the clips blasted out of his computer, alex leafcrunch and Val break down Bernie's Laborpalooza plan, Matt bargains for Greenland, alex falls down some stairs and experiences a heated podcasting moment, Tangerine Lemon proves the haters wrong, and Brooks gets softblocked. And also, Jair Bolsonaro is burning the Amazon rainforest...

It's a doozy this week folks! Caroline and Alex dive deep into a discussion of the completely normal circumstances of Epstein's death, as well as some details about his life. So, content warning for discussion of child sexual assault and trafficking throughout. There are lighter topics though! Topics like the president yelling at the tv! Topics like the British government's anti-knife crime advert...

Folks! It's Democratic Debates…. 2! Matt watched them and tried to explain them to Val and alex leafcrunch, who did not, and a bad time was had by all. We also discuss nationalized health care and transit from a Canadian perspective, online accessibility and brainstorm which biblical plague is coming for us next. All relevant links have been put on our Twitter this week, except for the article abo...

Democracy dies in darkness, folks, if you're not using your money to fund Washington Post comparing Robert Mueller to Pickle Rick. Eden and Sara do their best to give them some freebies, as well as some follow-up gamer moments and the return of everyone's favourite federal judiciary power: Execution! Featuring Sara and Eden . Edited by Matt. Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men ずっと真夜中でいい...

HKIPGTD would like to welcome our newest host, Val! The gang discusses our favourite invertebrate, Nancy Pelosi, how Richard Spencer clearly wasn't punched hard enough, the inherent dehumanization and wage theft present in low-wage labour and imposed colonial pressures in the modern day. All fun stuff! We also briefly lose our god damn minds when finding out about Cory Booker's brother, Cary Booke...

Sorry this one's so late! Got a bit tied up in editing so we're a bit behind the times – nonetheless, we're here to podcast! But more importantly, we're here to give you an honest, no-bullshit take on something that's been on top of everyone's minds: what is up with everyone's 2020 campaign logo? We also get to the hard-hitting questions like "What games are Nancy Pelosi playing?" On top...