Hello Hyrule: A Legend of Zelda Travelogue

Hello Hyrule! Hope you packed some bottled water! Today we're checking out both the Eldin Volcano Summit, and the beautiful Fire Sanctuary. Join us as we get our hands dirty, indulge in some piping hot burgers, and ask the biggest question of this arc of the game: WHAT KING??

Yo ho ho, and a bucket of bolts! Hello Hyrule! Today we're boarding the Sandship dungeon and wrapping up our Lanayru cruise. Join us as we explore the inner workings of a robot mutiny, enjoy a calamari buffet, and get our swashes thoroughly buckled!

Dead bots tell no tales... Sort of. Hello Hyrule! Today we're setting sale on the great Lanayru Sand Sea. Join us as we engage in some Grade-A time travel shenanigans, practice self-care through obsessive cleaning, and become oddly attached to our intrepid captain!

Please do not sit on the statues. Hello Hyrule! Today we're checking out the gorgeous Ancient Cistern. Join us as we ponder about plumbing, explore some more Bokoblin fashion, and encounter what is debatably the coolest boss in the game!

Do seahorses have snoot-dooters? Today we're headed back to Faron Woods, to ascend the Great Tree and check out beautiful Lake Floria. Join us as we meet another ancient species of Hyrule, make a stop for sushi, and drop a theory about Zora! Yerbal sound clip obtained from Caleb Simpson's 100% Skyward Sword Walkthrough on Youtube. Find it here: https://youtu.be/_lEus13afGU

There was a hole here. It's gone now. Today we're heading out on our first experimental "tour" episode - this time to each of the Silent Realms in Skyward Sword. Join us as we jump out of our skins, craft some surprisingly heavy theories, and do our darnedest to not get our feet wet!

Can we fix it? Well, some of us, yes. In this episode we take a glimpse inside the Thunderhead and visit the Isle of Songs - along with a few pit stops for plot. Join us as we introduce the Surface to himbo energy, wake a new ally, and ask the big question of the episode: "What DOES Jakamar do around here?"

Hellooooo Bonus Content! E3 2021 has come and gone, but we're still buzzing about the trailer to the upcoming sequel to Breath of The Wild - and there's so much to cover that we couldn't do it alone! We're joined in this roundabout discussion by Jake Mason, of the podcasts Pokemon World Tour, The Morphin Grid, Cool Kids Table, Hard Reboot, and who knows how many others! You can find Jake on Twitte...

Working hard, or hardly working? In this episode we visit the Lanayru Mining Facility. Join us as we dodge office security, dine on the finest bug meat, and battle our worst foe yet: Capitalism.

Please remain seated, and keep your arms and legs inside the cart at all times! In this episode we dive into the Lanayru Region. Join us as we meet some helpful new friends, experiment with Time Shift Stones, and contemplate an absent civilization.

Time for some literal globe-trotting! In this episode we visit the hazardous Fire Temple - I mean Earth Temple. Join us as we question the dungeon's origins, puzzle over the inner workings of bomb bags, and... find Zelda?! Hey alright!!

Grab your hiking boots and a BIG water bottle! In this episode we trek up Eldin Volcano. Join us as we meet some fellow travelers, puzzle out how to eat a Bomb Flower, and get in a quick few games of... well, Minesweeper. It's Minesweeper.

Time to do some souvenir shopping! In this episode, we highlight the various shops and paid attractions in Skyloft and the surrounding islands. Remember to bring your biggest wallet, tip the kitchen staff, and definitely DON'T knock over anything expensive (wink-wink)!

Don't forget the bug spray! In this episode we visit Skyview Temple. Join us as we discuss a cavalcade of monsters, unwind in the Hookah Room, and meet THE FANCIEST OF LADS. RMFH - Then & Now BOTW - Skyward Sword Locations: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJWpTTDmgVU&t=1s

Hope you packed your allergy meds, because we're in it now! In this episode we take in the sights of Faron Woods, where we puzzle over fantasy plant biology, get acquainted with the locals, and ask that age-old question: What is Deku???

Please place your trays in the upright position - we've made it to the surface! In this episode we visit the beautiful Sealed Grounds, where we take in historic sights, meet the locals, and figure out how best to eat our first surface monster!

Time to pack your travel bags, because we're hitting the road! In this episode, we take a walkabout at night, meet a judgmental AI, and finally give our travelogue ratings for Skyloft. Oh, and Pete solves Zelda.

Grab your blades, your birds, and your graduation caps! In this episode, we explore Skyloft proper, down to its damp underbelly. We meet a red-haired bully, free a red-feathered friend, and AT LONG LAST we tackle the academic enigma that is the Wing Ceremony!

Let's get Culinary! In this episode, we take our first steps outside the Knight Academy of Skyloft. We meet new faces, get hit with some additional lore, and discuss some of the local flavor!

Step into the Bad Boy Dorms! In our first full episode, we tackle the opening segments of The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword. We discuss plot, music and characters, and explore the grounds of the Knight Academy of Skyloft.

Welcome to Hello Hyrule: A Legend of Zelda Travelogue Podcast. In this introductory episode, meet our hosts and learn what the show is all about.