Heavy Friending

Laura is not in a good place. She's been stressed because she's hearing noises in the walls. But her and Joe still manage to discuss some important things in this Rated R episode. They discuss big dick energy, Joe's seman IQ, Disney Princes and Princesses, and probably something else.   Become a patron of  Heavy Friending ! https://www.patreon.com/heavyfriending Follow  Heavy Friending  on Faceboo...

Joe and Laura care about is human connection. It's something they say to themselves almost every day. So that's why they checked out the social media to see what YOU, the valued listener wants know. Joe and Laura discuss kissing fans, friendship advice, Russian bots, space aliens, and do impressions of Yoda. Become a patron of  Heavy Friending ! https://www.patreon.com/heavyfriending Follow  Heavy...

When you argue, does your butt sweat? This is the kind of stuff that Joe and Laura cover in the episode. Joe tells about his dermatologists nightmare on a river, Laura drunkenly calls people then she becomes a puppet, and most importantly they don't really talk about politics. Become a patron of  Heavy Friending ! https://www.patreon.com/heavyfriending Follow  Heavy Friending  on Facebook, Instagr...

Our phones are our lives. We can't leave home without them and anxiety builds as our battery drains. So Joe and Laura swap phones and do a deep dive to find what is on them! In the episode, Joe has Laura examine his lumps, they talk a lot about republicans, Joe is afraid of finding nudes, and Laura reads Joe's sensitive and embarassing Tinder messages. It's horrifying.  Become a patron of  Heavy F...

Laura attends Joe's 30th Birthday Surprise Party! Joe meets his friendship "soulmate" at a bar and reveals his true feelings for Laura after a few drinks. However, this birthday celebration takes a turn when Laura learns that Joe has been hiding a serious secret from her for the last year. Can these friends withstand their first real fight? Is Joe more flirty now? And was that really Joe's soulmat...

The podcast buds are back for a milestone 30th episode. Joe and Laura discuss turning 30 years old, urinary tracts, and Joe reveals a massive live changing event that happened to him. It could change the course of the entire podcast... AND IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH, we go into a crazy ABSOLUTELY TRUE story about Joe's dating life. Become a patron of  Heavy Friending ! https://www.patreon.com/heavyfrien...

Saul Ravencraft is back! He's a "paranormal entertainer". He checks out Joe's wet hands and Laura's wrinkled ones. Then he uses various cards to understand Joe and Laura better than they understand themselves. Also Laura may be the devil or something. Connect with Saul Ravencraft on his main web site at  https://saulravencraft.com/ and his more spiritual web site at  https://austinspiritguide.com/...

Joe and Laura meet with a guy named Saul Ravencraft. And yes a guy with the name Saul Ravencraft is a "paranormal entertainer". They call him psychic. Saul shares his magical origin story, they reference Harry Potter, Saul looks at their "numbers", and Laura references a cannibal too many times for comfort. Connect with Saul Ravencraft on his main web site at  https://saulravencraft.com/  and his...

In this wonderful podcast episode, Joe and Laura blindfold each other and feed one another mystery food items. That's all I have to say about it. It's fun though.  Become a patron of  Heavy Friending ! https://www.patreon.com/heavyfriending Follow  Heavy Friending  on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter!  https://www.facebook.com/HeavyFriending/ https://www.instagram.com/heavyfriending/ https://twitt...

Joe and Laura got special access to see Hereditary before the film was released! So they take the next step in friendship and spend a couple hours in darkness together. Some are calling it the scariest movie of all time, but what did Joe and Laura think? Also do they support Roseanne Barr? And will there be a sequel? And what's on Joe's face? Also #NoSpoilers. Hereditary is in theaters June 8th. B...

Life is a game. Let's face it. But it's also literally a game from Hasbro. In today's sweet 'sode, Joe and Laura play the Game of Life. It simulates life in the same way that this podcast simulates friendship. Joe shares the conclusion of his short-lived relationship, Laura reveals it's fun getting into Trouble, and we learn if the spirit of competition will destroy this nubile friendship. Also La...

Joe and Laura visit Pottermore.com and take a quiz to determine their Harry Potter Hogwort's house, and the results are unexpected. Will these two wizards unite their houses or become sworn enemies bound to destroy each other? How will they be remembered?  Become a patron of  Heavy Friending ! https://www.patreon.com/heavyfriending Follow  Heavy Friending  on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter!  htt...

A friendly conversation becomes an argument when Joe and Laura "get real" with each other. Joe insults Laura's sick dog, Ruger, and Laura reveals her true thoughts on the status of their friendship.  Become a patron of Heavy Friending ! https://www.patreon.com/heavyfriending Follow  Heavy Friending  on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter!  https://www.facebook.com/HeavyFriending/ https://www.instagra...

Joe and Laura go head to head in two physical challenges, moaning and grunting their way through this inadvertently explicit audio. Who knew you could get frostnip in less than a minute or that hot sauce doubles as an industrial cleaner? While both brave podcasters sacrifice their bodies for friendship in this tale of fire and ice, only one can be crowned the winner of  Real World Road Rules Fucki...

Joe and Laura hang with (and kind of get hypnotized by) trans rapper, Uncle Meg/Max. Laura hits a meditation bowl too many times; Max shares insight into friendship within the trans community; and Joe just tries to fit in. Also, did you know women don't pee out of their vaginas? Prepare to have your minds blown in this surprisingly zen episode of Heavy Friending .    Check out Uncle Meg's music an...

Have you ever been on a picnic with a friend? No? No one does that? Ok. Well on this week's hot episode we enjoy the spring air and a basket with food. We talk about pepperoni nipples, divorce, and of course, people who love inanimate objects.   Follow Heavy Friending on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter!  https://www.facebook.com/HeavyFriending/ https://www.instagram.com/heavyfriending/ https://tw...

Bodies. We all have them (except ghosts). And yet sometimes we are made to feel that our bodies are too ____ or too _____ or not ______ enough. Well one of the most important job a friend can do is to say you DO look great in those slacks. That's what this episode is all about, honey. Follow Heavy Friending on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter!  https://www.facebook.com/HeavyFriending/ https://www....

We've decided to change the format of the podcast. Heavy Friending just wasn't working. What is working, however, is the investigative reporter podcast format, that explores one case over multiple episodes. So that is what we did. Joe has already written all 38 episodes of  "Muriel" and looks forward to releasing them. He also looks forward to all the awards that he is likely to win. Thanks for yo...

Is astrology real? Or is it a fun excuse to act like a jerk? Joe and Laura dim the lights and look to the stars for answers to lifes big questions. Your horoscope says if you listen to this episode, you'll be happier and live longer.   Become a Patron of Heavy Friending! https://www.patreon.com/heavyfriending   Follow Heavy Friending on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter!  https://www.facebook.com/He...

Joe and Laura are on the scene with Austin comedian, Pat Dean. Pat talks about working with friends on creative projects, including his podcasts, "I Learned Nothing" and "The Lanalax Corporation." While Laura tries to coerce Pat into eating a tunafish sandwich from 7/11, Joe works on "Barbra Walters-ing" him with hard-hitting questions. Pat refuses to eat a tunafish sandwich from 7/11, but he, ins...

Joe and Laura try to make new friends using Chatroulette, an online chatroom that randomly connects its users. Using their webcam, Joe and Laura make their way through a sea of crotch-shots on the hunt for genuine human connection (and bare penis). These friendly podcasters are not prepared for the cocaine parties, freestyle raps, or furious masturbation sessions they encounter as they search for...

Joe and Laura call Joe's ex-girlfriend, Molly, and Laura gets a chance to dig a little deeper into Joe's past. While Molly and Joe have different interpretations of some of the events that transpired during their relationship, they both clearly remember the terrible birthday present Joe gave Molly for her birthday. What exactly are "booty pop panties?" All of this and more on the special Valentine...

Laura visits Joe's apartment and is afraid of what may be lurking in the shadows. Was there a murder on Joe's loveseat? Did cockroaches lay eggs in his stuff? Is a life-sized cardboard cut-out of Bill Cosby hiding behind the shower curtain? This episode attempts to answer these questions and more.     Follow Heavy Friending on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter!  https://www.facebook.com/HeavyFriend...

Joe and Laura attempt to answer listener's questions but, in typical Heavy Friending fashion, are easily distracted. They cover brussel sprout breath, the meaning of friendship, and kneeless softball coaches. Also, Joe takes credit for Trump becoming president.     Follow Heavy Friending on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter!  https://www.facebook.com/HeavyFriending/ https://www.instagram.com/heavyf...

What tests the boundaries of friendship better than a situation in which there is no way to escape? Joe and Laura find themselves in a car together for an excursion. Is it legal to podcast and drive? WE DON'T KNOW. BUT we do know that the drive-thru guy seemed confused.     Follow Heavy Friending on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter!  https://www.facebook.com/HeavyFriending/ https://www.instagram.c...