Heat Death of the Universe

We talk about the state of Horse Race 2024, and each camp's various attempts at outreach and appearing human-esque. Tony Hinchcliff more like "Tony Should Jump Off a Cliff," amirite, folks?? Then Tim reports from the field about Ana Kasparian's supposed mental breakdown and we get into the whole wide world of youtube leftist gossip shows (just one, really). We both hype up Mega...

Enter the Extremely Above Ground Bunker of the mind, gather 'round the hearth, warm your hands by its digitized fireplace, and settle in for: Journalist Jeremy Loffredo being freed from the tyrannical grip of the Most Moral Police State in the World. An in-depth examination of one of the most mindboggling interviews in recent memory, with some Great Male Narcissist novelist. Israeli "Set...

Facial recognition's in the supermarket aisle: up to no good or good no to up? Just how happy were migrant laborers to be working through the floods and the record shattering hurricanes? These QR codes are out of fucking control. John Mulaney takes the AI industry's money and mocks them mercilessly for it. What's it like to attend Jordan Peterson's online uNiVeRsiTy? Commiserat...

The sadly beautiful and beautifully sad Human Experiment™ as seen at 17,000 miles per hour. Continued. Transmitted from the Extremely Above Ground Bunker once again. Some lurking into the strange world of GㅇㅇGㄴㅌMaps as it relates to bizarre, yet officially reviewed places within the walls of the White House.  Some off the cuff remarks about USA domestic political twaddle.  The US accelerates t...

We convene, mashing our zany and/or very hungover energies together, to discuss various bribery schemes to make people profess certain political ideologies or vote in certain directions, as well as contests to go "hawking" with RFK or whale watching with him and his wife. Kamala's having trouble using words. Obama's letting his subtlety game slip a bit while lecturing Black dud...

Another spate of global happenings as seen/transmitted from the Extremely Above Ground Bunker by Heat Death of the Universe's cosmonautical microphonist, Joshua Nomen-Mutatio. The Memorial to the Victims of Communism in Ottawa has run into a little Third Reich-ish type snag recently. The slowmotion sea change on Ukraine continues as more and more high ranking officials seem ready to give up w...

We discuss the subjective documentary Room 237 in which a handful of obsessive armchair theorists share their various interpretations of Stanley Kubrick's masterclass in splicing arthouse ambiguity with genre trope driven narrative, The Shining. What's in between each frame in these frame-by-frame analyses? North American genocide? Freudian treatise? A false moon landing confessional? Su...

Curl up with a good doom scrolling device and get real cozy in the Extremely Above Ground Bunker and step into the spotlit amphitheater of the mind as Josh sifts through piles of current geopolitical events including but not limited to:  More vile threats/"jokes" about beepers coming from elected officials. US Department of War spokespeople being heinous as usual. The stupid fucking Blue...

The British version of Joe Rogan tries to get deep about the true meaning behind Kamala's platitudes with reknowned pompous blowhard Eric Weinstein. Evangelical Christians on the verge of taking the Christ out of Christianity and how does this relate to organized labor in the United States? MAGA nation takes on the oppressors over at Big Baseball. Trump ranks some self-described "Black N...

More transmission compiled and sent during human moments in World War III, from the atom mother satellite's heart in the Extremely Above Ground Bunker. US-NATO-Ukraine relations push the planet ever closer to committing seppuku with a big ass nuclear warhead. Ansarallah will hopefully form an alliance with the astronomers of the world and wage war on Elon Musk's Starlink satellites. The...

October 7th: The Play: The Movie: The Musical: The Coupon: The Ride Eve Fartlow wants us to know her deep suffering, her righteous laughter at dead and mutilated civilians, and appreciate the thousands of years everyone has enjoy the humor and intellectual achievements of her people. Tom Cotton found to be Freudianly slippin' on main. Also, been caught stealin' gold in Iraq. New Havana S...

I begin my full orbit around the Earth while positioned over southeast Asia, delivering my observations upon terra firma via the podcasting apparati. News items (ordered, more or less, from the most grim and bleak to the least) from the following nations are commented upon and delivered: Lebanon Israel Italy Yemen Afghanistan Russia USA Mexico Ecuador Brazil Switzerland Special thanks to KNOWER fo...

Well-established all around degenerate piece of shit, Dr. Phil , does some good ol' fashioned genocide whitewashing in an exclusive interview with one Bibi "The Butcher of Palestine" Netanyahu. AI music scams in the grand grifting USA tradition, as old as the Republic and what this nation was built upon + AI cries for help and roboticized tears. Joe R-Word Biden has a 9/11 to get ta...

Transmitting for a second time from the Extremely Above Ground Bunker, encircling the Earth at 17,000 miles per hour, witnessing 16 sunrises and sunsets per day, detached from mother gaia's fullest grativational embrace. These Are The 10 Worst Ads Exploiting The 9/11 Attacks New Popular Front rallies French to save democracy from Macron-Le Pen coup Turkey's Erdogan Pretends to Support Ga...

We belatedly note the recent appearance of Labor Day and talk through the "weird history" of how newspaper boys, ages 7 to 12, formed a union and brought two towering newspaper publishers to their knees in the summer of 1899 . After that, we discuss a new documentary called Doom Scroll: Andrew Tate and the Dark Side of the Internet . We talk Tate but we moreso talk about the documentary&...

The inaugural episode of The Eschaton Review, a podcast within a podcast. Peering down upon the globe from his Extremely Above Ground Bunker, in solitude, Josh will relay the events unfolding on the fractitious Earth below. Today, the following happenings were monologued about: Nicolás Maduro declares Christmas to be on October 1st this year. Who Does He Think He Is, Saint Nicolás Maduro?, Remarks...

Please enjoy this infomercial and trailer for this upcoming podcast within a podcast, a little thing I like to call The Eschaton Review . Special thanks to Heat Death Familial Unit Member, Jason D. Newland for the wonderful title. Expect something to land in your RSS feeds by Wednesday, September 4th, 2024. Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Support: patreon / buzzsprout Never Forget: s...

We talk about three lawsuits. It's exciting, I swear on e'rythang. We read an amazing prophetic divining of the future year 2051 by some fantasia-fueled Party cheerleader who thinks voting blue no matter who will usher in a utopian age. What's going on with all the "ceaselessly fighting for a ceasefire" by the Politics of Joy USA Party? Joe Biden has completely disappeared...

We talk through the week's display of the Demonic Nuremberg Callousness convention. Also, a splash of hilarious and horrendous hasbara. And we make sure to be Fair and Balanced™ by mocking Jizz Dance Vance's latest rally paraphernalia, look at how Trump continues to lash out and seemingly give up at the same time, RFK's bombshell endorsement of Trump and the most hilarious possible...

Donald Trump is dumb. Have you heard this, folks? Have you heard about this?? I call him Donald Dump. Disney is one step closer to being omnipotent, omniscient, and omnispresent. And the descendant of Fulgencio Batista y Zaldívar is heading up their legal team in order to meet these ends. Do CEO lives matter? Does boycotting work? Or is Starbucks just shuffling money and people around like always?...

We're back after missing a week due to Tim's being down with the sickness. We talk about Kamala's Last Walz, how Julian Assange was right and fuck the DNC, the psychotic state of Israel and its riots for and 'spirited debates' about the right to rape detained Palestinians, those kooky Olympic shenanigans, Trump's waning will to power and waxing will to gorge on shitty...

Is it really Joever? Or has it Joenly Joest Jeejun?  Aaron Sorkin out-dumbs himself again. (Plus, we're so psyched for his Jan. 6th movie !) Dialectical ruminations on JD Vance/Jeb Bush, the Jiggle Billy style origins of Mountain Dew, erotic couch speculations, etc. The dumbest Smart Guy™ since Aaron Sorkin, Curtis Yarvin is now the philosophical consultant to the Thiel-Vance Chimera. (Also,...

Theme of the Day: Pointing Out Hypocrisy is Usually Futile, But, Also, Some Things Just Are Not a Good Look We talk RNC.  We talk ICJ ruling on Israel-Palestine: cloud with silver lining or silver with cloudy lining? USA cares not 'bout the ICJ or ICC, just ask Nicaragua, for one. Trump is absolutely not fighting the deep state , is just another neocon in "populist" clothing, and ha...

Hear ye, hear ye! Alex "WORLDWIDE" Kellar ( @TheTowerSkin ) of the Bored2Life podcast ( @Bored2LifePod ) joins Josh while Tim's away not covering breaking news of Donald the Trump being shot in the ear and hilariously sealing the fate of the nation. We discuss all manner of shit before and after this news breaks in real time, including 90s dual-film-releases (a la Armageddon/Deep Im...

Because there is nothing going on in the world, in history, across the infinite spatio-temporal expanses . . . we watched a movie that Time forgot or never knew to even try to remember, Wilder Napalm ( Trailer & Full Movie ). Adrian DeLaTorre ( @b00tz2big , Never Seen It ) joins us once again to meditate upon a timeless tale of two brothers who can generate and control fire with their minds. O...