Heat Death of the Universe

Fold in on yourself now and pull up a chair and lend an ear. Pete "Flop/Meth Sweat in a Humanoid Outline" Thiel's secret society revealed, sky remains blue, and water—wet. UFC and FIFA done right, done American, done with handmade grift and graft. Memorandums of "Understanding"? Tentative congrats to Iran. Goddamn all the usual suspects in politics/medialand doing everythi...

We discuss a very obscure FoxNation docuseries about infomercials , mostly put together for tax evasion and proof of life for those actively kidnapping Dennis Miller. Before all that, however: Medea Benjamin and Hasan Parkour to be pilloried on the Trump Birthday Spectacular live stream. Starbucks Korea commemorates the Gwangju Massacre by cheering on the fascist US proxy forces who murdered peopl...

Retrieved from the newsvalanche: Fiveish4Kars4Kids4EretzIsrael . Drinking coffee makes genocide impossible. ElooMa's ex-receptical has something to add to the Discourse Manufacturing Machine. Trump continues to look inward, deeply self-reflecting with image generating chatbots as his spiritual copilot. Michael Bay will bring Operation Epic Fury to the silver screen. More absurdly heighten lev...

After a week off and a delayed upload, we're back and accidentally illustrating how insanely fast the news cycle operates. We discuss our IRL meet up in LA and then... May Day : Thanks for doing anything at all. / The real criminals taste justice, while the grotesque and sclerotic captains of perversion and speculative finance roam free, forever unimpeded. / China : No AI jobs will outright r...

A time constraint caused us to digress against the clock as hard we we could, and we were joined by Cinema/Canada Correspondent, Cole ["COLES I Need COLES!"] to discuss the 2009 film that time never even remembered to forget: The Trotsky . A tonally confused movie about a high school kid who thinks he's the reincarnation of Leon Trotsky. Leading up to that, we circle around the drai...

A big ol' tsunami of Newz items spanning the globe, covered together with co-founder of the podcast, Jason Newland. Tim was away and shall return next week. We talk about RFK, Doordash, South Korean political scandal/mild critique of known crybully Israel, China v. China relations, US military inner turmoil, US military outer turmoil, the spot-lit rogue nation sustained by the US doing all so...

We shifted away from our prepared movie review plans due to last minute circumstances preventing our Cinema/Canada Correspondant, Cole, from coming on the show today. Also, Josh slept extremely poorly the night before. We still managed to have a grand old time talking about the sick, sad, beautiful, lovely, stupid, fascinating world via this week's Newz avalanches. AI in medicine (and a CEO o...

We mourn the permanent and senseless loss of u/heatdeathpod and celebrate a certain disembodied voice's upcoming nuptials. Joe of the Joe Experience v. Theo von Huxtable. Paul Bet Davidstone v. Lowly Employee. Tammy Duckworth has her priorities all in order as she urges the world to take their shoes off, once again, in order to board an airplane. Yet another pedophile emerges from the Pardone...

A number of Amuse Bouche items involving: robotics, Planes Behaving Badly, expanding ICE, a certain Presinald's mental degradation causing all kinds of unbelievable tremendousness to emerge, Breaking News about Kash Patel's pornographical habits / Iran's nuclear energy sites being bombed, The Hegseth's Prayer, et cetera. Marco Rubio's insane speech at the Munich Security S...

[ ♪ The Beach Boys' "Wouldn't It Be Nice" ♪ ] Back with another one, we circle the drain with some of The Newz (some embarRICEment and all still mostly quite bad), briefly exploring Josh's own week of manospheric self-improvement (stay tuned for more!), and eventually reaching a discussion about the documentary Louis Theroux: The Manosphere , causing us to wonder: Why is t...

Desperately needing to crawl into the past toward our mommies because The News is too much to bear, not only to read about compulsively but to then also spend further time trying to deal with via talking into microphones.  So we very intentionally decided to do the most wholesome thing we could think of and discuss the Mighty Ducks film franchise, specifically 1992 original, which exposed the vici...

We struggle to a near comical degree to take The News head-on and The News may've won this round. An especially hellish week among hellish weeks. If you really wanna know how I feel just look at my posting history of late. Please don't kill yourself. Join a labor union. P.S. Publicly available Matt Schlapp contact info for no particular reason. P.P.S. Credit to @citiesbydiana for some re...

Amuse-Bouche : US Scientific Progress in 2026: Clumps of disembodied brain matter "learn" to "play" first-person shooter games. We remember that the state of healthcare in the US is still not exactly ideal. Mangione's lawyers are sticking it to that wildly dangerous quasi-sentient mash-up of the distilled essence of Mar-a-Lago and the closeted physiognomy of Lindsey Graham...

Tim goes on strike. Josh quits his job.  Perhaps chatbot-led surgery just might not be quite calibrated to utopian levels yet. The Philes, continued: Bill Gates retrospection; Petey "Low-Carb Vulva" Attia and his uncanny valley teeth; the beautifully intricate and philosophically astute mind, prose and experimental punctuation of jeevacation; and so on. ElooMa has reached his rock bottom...

The CEO of Antifa Industries caught dead to rights in Portland OR. Tim Pool really wants us to know that the boots he licks are his own. Supremely embarassing three-word combo comes to life: National. Prayer. Breakfast. The Daily Wire's shape-shifting christofascist Michael Knowles "debates" ChatGPT regarding the existence of his god and it is somehow 10x worse than expected. Olive...

Board/bored of Peace/piece. World's most sickening PowerPoint presentation given by Jared Kushner. Ellison dynasty does predictable censorship with newly purchased TikTok. Greenland acquisition chatter starts up again. Davos. Argentine anarchocapitalism rewarded with Trump Bucks and a genocide participation trophy. ICE in Minnesota. Rittenhausian Whataboutism? Recorded on Saturday, January 31...

We revisit the world of Megalopolis via the documentary, very creatively titled, Mega-Doc, with our guest Cole , a comrade in arms with Tim over at the  violentpeople.co homestead. Before that we kick around a few current happenings in the wide world of news. Recorded on Saturday, January 17th, 2026 around 11.30 AM Korea Standard Time.  Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Never Forget: s...

An informal and deprioritized attempt to really process the year that felt like three . Grimes thinks AI-induced psychosis is totally 6-7! Bumbling cops using bumbling AI (portends well!) to commit heinous acts of cruelty and violence, bumblingly. Eve sinks even Fartlow-er. Jared Kushner continues giving his 32-slide PowerPoint pitch to investors to build Six Flags Eternal Holocaust directly atop...

The forces by and for ICE amp up the desperation and the greed, even on the holiest slices of the calendar year. Well-wishes and declarations of war both personally given by the Chief Executive of the USA to celebrate the birth of one Lord & Savior. Havana Syndrome's triumphant return to terrorize the homeless. Bari Owari continues to fuck up her chances to be in charge of a major propaga...

AmericaFest2025: Great name or the greatest name? Red Scare Scrounge Up. Arc de Trump takes precedence over people being able to eat and live. There's a new phone for sale that doesn't exist. American Camelot now sullied. How do RFK Jr.s get made? A brief adding of to the Susie Wiles oversaturation. The Trump-Adelson chimera celebrates Hanukkah by gloating about every crime against human...

Begin with a call to prayer, naturally. What's in a meme? McDonald's tries to appeal to the perverse Dutch/Danish psyche with a virulent advert for the holidays and we are compelled to rhetorically ask: can aesthetic outrage actually move markets or will the artificial slop flood continue regardless? Internet censorship: bad idea for numerous reasons or VPN who care? What will you tell y...

Finally, someone has a real plan to end the vaguely defined problems in the middle east, and that hero's initials are PBD. Various developments in the wholesale murder spree the US government is carrying out in the Carribean. Trump receives FIFA's highest award. Tucker Carlson has an unusual fixation this week, also may be consuming mind-shattering amounts of nicotine. Nap, racist tirade...

We talk about some stuff and apologize for it all along the way. Remembering v. 'membering. Dictionaries force their words to compete for dominance. Suicide and litigation collide in dispiriting fashion. Device hoarding and planned obsolescence add new rungs to old ladders that turn out to've been cages all along. Korean ferry crashes, loneliness. A well-known LLM settles the mystery of...

We've returned from the temporary grave to the temporary non-grave. Some explanation about the absence is given. Then we catch up on the last five months of The News. C'mon, you know the thing. Recorded on Saturday, November 22nd, 2025 around 11.00 AM Korea Standard Time Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Support: patreon / buzzsprout Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org Genr...

Recorded half a day before the US officially struck Iran, we vented, cleansed, and purged about the last week, which was jam-packed with escalations between American's gun in the shape of a genocidal illegal settler colonial state and Iran, including all of the absurd beyond all parody and satire levels of ulcer-forming propaganda and pseudo-debate and commentary surrounding this. Before and...