Head Cannon

Brent and Corey welcome back improv master and speaker extraordinaire Jon Colby to discuss 1986's Little Shop of Horrors, its alternative endings, sumo wrestler butt wipers, movies we almost thought about watching, and purchasing a Ted DiBiase Cameo. Listen to us, Seymour! Listen all night long!

Brent and Corey welcome back one of the funniest people ever, David Britton, to discuss how to improve the national anthem, Corey's beef with Chuck Woolery, classic Italian stereotypes, Brent swapping credit cards with a stranger, the final straw with Corey's last libertarian friend, David almost getting banned on his first visit to The Bob & Tom Show, and we even talk a little bit about the 1990...

Brent and Corey welcome back Aly and Gus to discuss 2022's The Menu, how improv is like food, our biggest fan Mick Jagger, the contradiction of having to make art for people who have money, how the inherently active mode of interaction on the internet has been turned passive, and how to be happy. Are you one of us?

Brent and Corey welcome Defiance Comedy cofounder and Indianapolis theater mainstay Molly North to discuss 2021's The Green Knight, Brent's surplus of human shampoo, the romance of mixtapes, being 40, Brent witnessing a honeymoon breakup, and chopping someone's head off in front of your mom. We're ready now.

Brent and Corey welcome back dear friend and talented writer Emily Goodson to discuss a movie none of us chose, 2019's The Intruder, as well as true crime cats, reluctantly fighting, weresharks, and Sisyphean autoeroticism. Who came to make sweet love? Not us. Who came to kiss and hug? Not us. Who came to beat it up? Head Cannon. 

Brent and Corey welcome back friend of the show and member of the Superfoolins and Arctic Char, JR Mcintire, to discuss 2012's V/H/S, dealing with anit-vaxxer family, the Weird Al formula, and the time Brent and Corey stumbled onto a vampire nest. I like you!

Brent and Corey welcome back podcaster, filmmaker, and definitely not a nepo-baby Amber Ray Snyder to discuss 2019's Ready or Not, disguising your lube as hot sauce, cursing the veggies at Kroger, the state of Chicago improv, and shooting at snow clouds in Texas. Come celebrate the release of Scream 6 by discussing another movie from the same directors!

Brent and Corey welcome back their good friend and Head Cannon's very first guest, Jordan Owens, to discuss the 2022 German film The Privilege, starting barter economies, Jordan befriending Muscle Monks in Japan, a fungus lesson, and why Corey should be missing part of a finger. Tune into this episode and who knows what will happen? A random, unexpected ménage à trois? Maybe!

Brent and Corey welcome their fanciest guest yet, Anthony Brando, to discuss 1968's Rosemary's Baby, Facebook Survivor and other Online Reality Games, utilitarian lovemaking, why we don't have heroes, Corey's band kid stories, and the logistics of Se7en. Check out Head Cannon - Now sponsored by Essential Tannis Root Oils!

Brent and Corey welcome back incredibly talented artist, musician, and Twitter superstar Anthony Pedersen (Octopus/Caveman) to discuss 1994's The Shawshank Redemption, whether or not Andy is guilty, poop math, ACAB thoughts, the problem with James Cameron, and Anthony's incredible Alex Jones and Jordan Peterson impersonations. HEAD CANNON WAS HERE       SO WAS OCTOPUS/CAVEMAN

Brent and Corey welcome back certified film genius John King to discuss 1974's The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires, Brent almost getting his ass beat by a student, Corey shitting on IKEA meatballs, and the time a stranger gave Brent his teeth. Rip your shirt off and let's go!

Brent and Corey welcome back the incorrigible, incomparable JT Robinson to discuss 2006's Pan's Labyrinth, how we almost did Naked Lunch, the history of democracy in Spain, Blockbuster Video stories, and how fascists are just the Titan Cronos. Draw a chalk door and climb on into this episode!

Brent and Corey welcome back the expert on Thanksgiving small portions, David Barronton, to discuss 1984's Children of the Corn, the worst striptease in the world, sabotaging the Muzak at your job, children on exploding crosses, and making excuses to get out of having sex with Linda Hamilton. Outlander! We have your woman! She still lives!

Brent and Corey welcome dear friend and talented performer Claire Wilcher to discuss 2015's The Blackcoat's Daughter, her career as a film and theatre intimacy director, Brent's vasectomy anniversary, Crown Royal junk pouches, and how Claire is bigger than Jesus. Come share our disbelief about that being Lauren Holly!

Brent and Corey welcome back friend of the show Mike Jeffers to discuss 2022's Barbarian, the similarities between horror and comedy, confidently ignoring women, and Barbarian: the Romantic Comedy. Just join us for the podcast tonight and we'll figure it all out in the morning.

Brent and Corey welcome back Amber Ray Snyder to discuss 1994's Serial Mom, nepo-babies, an examination of addictive gambling personalities, Brent's POG empire, watching HBO with your finger on the prev. channel button, dirty romance audiobooks read by your sister, and Corey tip-toeing around eugenics. Shove needles into your crotch and check out this episode of Head Cannon!

Brent and Corey welcome back the host of the Coffee Time podcast and Spartacus Coffee entrepreneur Noah Kinsey to discuss 2022's Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, a TON of politics, Noah's time spent as JFK Jr., and all of our QAnon experiences. Let this be the universe where you listen to Head Cannon!

Brent and Corey welcome back friend and talented animator Adam Dix to celebrate Christmas with 2010's Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale, an update on The Cuphead Show, Santa's grey wiener, Corey forgetting the word "storm," and how Brent attacked his windows with a lawnmower. Stick around til the end of the episode for a classic Christmas song from President Tightrhymes (Corey)!

Brent and Corey welcome friend-of-the-show Josh Halterman to discuss 1986's Big Trouble in Little China, Brent almost getting killed by a fire hose, Corey's extensive Adrienne Barbeau knowledge, and how Brent saw a piece-of-shit movie. Better bring your battle casket for this one!

Brent and Corey welcome back Indy-based comedian Sean Jones to discuss 1991's Terminator 2: Judgement Day, Corey's head canon for the O.J. Simpson trial, autoerotic terminator asphyxiation, and the unfortunately named Bill Cobbsy. We know now why you cry; it is because you missed an episode of Head Cannon.

Brent and Corey reconnect with old friend Evan Rhea to discuss 1984's The Terminator, a visit to Betty White's deathbed, Kyle Reese as a QAnon fanatic, Kyle Reese as a baby giraffe, and Corey's struggle to sample the Terminator theme into a 4/4 beat. If you don't listen to this podcast, our fathers will beat us!

Brent and Corey welcome comedian and casting director Raechel Karas to discuss 2003's Darkness Falls, jamming out to NPR, getting stuck in elevators, the perfect segue, and Raechel's upcoming documentary about SA survivors. Stay in the light!

Brent and Corey welcome Chicago-based comedian Meg Flood to discuss 2019's Daniel Isn't Real, the families living in your zits, enthusiastic consent, and how Brent got catfished. Open wide and let us inside!

Corey (left alone as Brent goes on a quest for his child's shoes) welcomes back Julia Williams to discuss 2002's 28 Days Later, the dudebros of zombies, Jacques Ze Whipper, and Cillian Murphy's dong. If we start to turn, just do what needs to be done!

Brent and Corey welcome back actors, comedians, and wonderful people Kelsey VanVoorst and Mookie Harris to discuss 1997's Anaconda, Jon Voight's ThighMaster, Birth of a Nation in Space, and Chekhov's urethra fish. Join us on this episode and let us hold you tighter than your true love!