Haus of Decline

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We are joined by Eric Wickham (@ ES_Wickham on Tweetguy) of the venerable Big Shiny Takes podcast (@ bigshinytakes on Twister) to discuss the plights of freedom-loving restaurateurs. Also discussed: Vore, Iran, and a way to make war more personable again. ~~~ Nostalgia is fleeting, but @hausofdecline is forever  Please email complaints, suggestions, or requests to hausofdecline@gmail.com   Thank y...

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! ~~~ Nostalgia is fleeting, but @hausofdecline is forever  Please email complaints, suggestions, or requests to hausofdecline@gmail.com   Thank you for listening. Explicit Content Warning. You WERE warned.  That's what the little E signifies. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

A roughly almond-shaped mass of gray matter inside each cerebral hemisphere, involved with the experiencing of emotions. ~~~ Nostalgia is fleeting, but @hausofdecline is forever  Please email complaints, suggestions, or requests to hausofdecline@gmail.com   Thank you for listening. Explicit Content Warning. You WERE warned.  That's what the little E signifies. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

 We feel neither joy nor relief. ~~~ Nostalgia is fleeting, but @hausofdecline is forever  Please email complaints, suggestions, or requests to hausofdecline@gmail.com   Thank you for listening. Explicit Content Warning. You WERE warned.  That's what the little E signifies. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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The lobster looms large in current culture.  Lobsters are a universal political cipher. All of our conflicts can be found within the baneful claws of these sassy mudbugs. F*ck White supremacist Nova Scotia lobstermen.  We're joined by Montreal bon vivant Jay to examine the current political relevance of this delicious crustachio. ~~~ Nostalgia is fleeting, but @hausofdecline is forever  Please ema...

This week we have on Haus of Decline Phish correspondent, Dan, to educate us about oft-maligned but little understood American cultural force, Phish. We take our most contrarian position yet by saying that Phish might be good actually. You'll be rail riding with wooks in no time. Phish recommendations from Dan: - relisten.net/phish/1994/07/08 - relisten.net/phish/1997/12/11 - relisten.net/phish/20...

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We're all tryna get back to nature. Get back to some sort of lifestyle more emblematic of a soulful purity, or a least less mediated by the 'artificial' barriers of industrialized communities. The logical end to this is holing up in the woods, smelling of old milk and making faulty letter bombs because you have a phd in math, when u should have really used that ivy league education to get a phd in...

NXIVM is basically an only slightly creepier Toastmasters. Jack & Hack talking about Keith Raniere's penis for 90 minutes ~~~ Nostalgia is fleeting, but @hausofdecline is forever  Please email complaints, suggestions, or requests to hausofdecline@gmail.com   Thank you for listening. Explicit Content Warning. You WERE warned.  That's what the little E signifies. ★ Support this podcast on Patreo...

obituaries for people that don't care about you and never did ~~~ Nostalgia is fleeting, but @hausofdecline is forever  Please email complaints, suggestions, or requests to hausofdecline@gmail.com   Thank you for listening. Explicit Content Warning. You WERE warned.  That's what the little E signifies. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We are joined by the wonderful Kramer ( @dearkestrel ) to dissect the latest sad white dude tale by ol' Chaz Kaufman. The answer to the clickbait question of this episode is: kinda. ~~~ Nostalgia is fleeting, but @hausofdecline is forever  Please email complaints, suggestions, or requests to hausofdecline@gmail.com   Thank you for listening. Explicit Content Warning. You WERE warned.  That's what...

Statues? Are they good?  We debate about graven images. ~~~ Nostalgia is fleeting, but @hausofdecline is forever  Please email complaints, suggestions, or requests to hausofdecline@gmail.com   Thank you for listening. Explicit Content Warning. You WERE warned.  That's what the little E signifies. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The goys are back in town. Listen to mouth articulations. We launch a new manifesto intended to appeal to the working man who is only focused on marijuana and the idea, but not the actual execution of anal sex. (I will cut u up so bad they'll call me Weird Al Shank-a-Bitch)  Nostalgia is fleeting, but @hausofdecline is forever  Please email complaints, suggestions, or requests to hausofdecline@gma...

This week on the podge, we explore the classic literary trope of Tetsuya Nomura vs. Experience. We're gettin' 'Norted on Haus of Decline and talking about how the conception of childhood effects our relationship to community and culture. Also we talk about the monopoly of the legitimate use of force. Simple and clean. Nostalgia is fleeting, but @hausofdecline is forever Please email complaints, su...

 This week in the Haus we talk about the unkillable musical genre of Metal and more specifically about the life and legacy of certifiable genius/good dude Chuck Schuldiner. It cannot be overstated how important the band Death was in the history of Metal. They represented a logical nexus between the mainstream Thrash and NWOBHM of the 80's and pretty much every single metal subgenre that followed D...

This week, the boys take a break from discussing pedophiles, and instead discuss CINE-philes. Movies Discussed: Midsommar(2019) The Lighthouse (2019) Still Life (2006) Turbo Kid (2015) The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) Back to the Future Part II (1989) ... and mmmmmmany more Please email complaints, suggestions, or requests to hausofdecline@gmail.com   Thank you for listening. Explicit Content...

Some questions posed on this podcast: What is the funniest country to name a band after? What does it look like when Weird Al fucks? How many chodes must a man walk down before you can call him etc.? Please email complaints, suggestions, or requests to hausofdecline@gmail.com   Thank you for listening. Explicit Content Warning. You WERE warned.  That's what the little E signifies. ★ Support this p...

Hi, my name is Hank Fuck and this is my son Tommy Lou Fuck on this week's episode of Haus of Decline! Special Wrestling and Internet Art correspondent Steve joins for a journey into the mind of a land value tax person. Please check out Steve's website: https://steviep.xyz for all his excellent content! Please email complaints, suggestions, or requests to hausofdecline@gmail.com   Thank you for lis...

We are joined by Haus of Decline Academia correspondent Alex* to dive into the wet and wild world of Accelerationist nerds. "The Dark Enlightenment is basically if the Flash Gordon soundtrack were a philosophy, so like my asshole on a Saturday night, let's unpack this shit." - Host Alex *Guest Alex different from Host Alex Please email complaints, suggestions, or requests to hausofdecline@gmail.co...

Friends, it's the peak of summer and the heat is boiling our bullshit. Brains are slow. Bodies tenderized. Becoming the gelatinous entities foretold by the big gelatin conglomerates. Get fucked the sun. Defiant and edgy. Please email complaints, suggestions, or requests to hausofdecline@gmail.com   Thank you for listening. Explicit Content Warning. You WERE warned.  That's what the little E signif...

The whole gang's here: tommy, spongecake, orifice joe, candle-faced pete, the flesh-gargling nuisance and tommy's niece janyce on a New EPISODE of Haus of Decline! Corrections: Please note: The Safari Club was mistakenly referred to as The Safari Project Please email complaints, suggestions, or requests to hausofdecline@gmail.com   Thank you for listening. Explicit Content Warning. You WERE warned...

Call your dad today and tell him what a pathetic piece of shit he is.  Please email complaints, suggestions, or requests to hausofdecline@gmail.com   Thank you for listening. Explicit Content Warning. You WERE warned.  That's what the little E signifies. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Surprise bitches. The first of many mid-week episodes to come.  Once we get big dick subscriber numbers we're gonna put this sh*t behind a PAAAAAYYYYWAAALLLLL. In the meantime, enjoy our free labor you leeches. This episode we talk to Lux and Griffin from the GameBoiz Podcast ( instagram.com/gameboizpod) about Prof. Oak on Insta, Bit Autopsies, and Anti-Semitic Rap Tweets. Check out Lux bamboozlin...