Hate Speech

“ A monumentally bad idea for an episode ,” -Tyler “ Why did you choose to talk about this? ” -Nate “ Maple syrup is a kink, ” -The Maple King Here we have it. An ill advised episode covering something quite serious and something trivial. It’s important to break up the hard stuff with some fluff. First and foremost, let’s do a CW: this episode discusses sexual assault and what happens when people...

You didn’t ask for it but we delivered it anyway: SNAKES. That’s right, we take on the slithery reptile with aplomb.  Tyler starts with a hilarious personal life update. We dive into snake facts. We analyze why things get hated (snakes), tell you about snakes, and talk about different cultural uses of snakes.  America, China, Japan, Lithuania… all the stars are here.  Two hours of snakes. Come and...

The Banana Boys start with a review of Superman. It’s fine. Not better than boobs, but still good. We give a full review of Superman but it’s over the theme song so sorry about that.  Then we move on to the topic of SEPTEMBER 11th 2001. That’s right. The haters are taking on 9/11. There’s talk of breeding, building 7 as the cuck chair, and we tackle 9/11 conspiracy theories.  We haven’t seen Junio...

Men’s health means being wet sometimes. Marco (@aztec_gainz on Instagram) joins The Purest Warrior and Dagger to talk about the toxic world of MALE GYMFLUENCERS.  We drink preworkout and dunk our faces in Saratoga. We also explore the inherent fascism and toxic masculinity in these groups of big juiced boys. We talk about steroids, healthy male communication, and our gym routines.  If you wanna se...

We start with anime talk because Rachel (@reachrachelkahn) just saw Akira. Tyler hates anime.  But we’re here with our Atlanta friend to talk about COP CITY. We take a bite out of a big topic—the police—and explore it through the lens of the Disneyland built for cops.  Turns out Coca Cola, Chik-fil-A, Home Depot, and Israel have been very bad boys. We explore the origins, impact, and future implic...

Nate wants to start smoking. Tyler and longtime pal/smoker Sean want to stop him. Do they have what it takes? Are they bad enough dudes to stop Nate from smoking the whole pack in one podcast? Will Nate need smokers teeth polish? Why is smoking so bad if it makes you so cool and attractive?  What about vaping? All the stars are here: Joe Camel, the coors beer wolf, a breedable Nate.  Support the s...

Kanye’s music is cool and good and Tyler agrees with all of it. Does Tatooine have the right to defend itself? Dean ( @tier1diabetic ) joins the Hater Boyz to talk Star Wars. More specifically, the gremlins stoking culture war nonsense for clicks and credits… STAR WARS FANBOYS. These three kings discuss their history with Star Wars, how Star Wars has slid towards the right, and how these YouTube g...

If you had to smoke and eat a person, it should be Graham Linehan. That gammon freak would be delicious. But he ain’t the dude du’jour (dude’jour????). Instead we’re discussing Little Rascal actor and tradcath BUG HALL with Ham Linehan (@hamlinehan).  We dip our toes into modern traditionalist Catholicism through the lens of an air duster huffing and wife abusing insane person. We read his posts....

We’re tackling a series of smaller hates here to appease the people that pitch things that don’t quite warrant a whole episode.  You can tie Nate up but you can’t tie him down. Tyler gets heated over something quite small. We explore the greater incuriosity that comes from eating ranch dressing as an adult.  Some tiktok voice. A superhero influencer. Some real cultural rot. I’m not gonna spoil it....

Josh ( @bosh.worstpossible.world ) from The Worst of All Possible Worlds podcast ( @worstpossible.world ) introduces The Hater Boys to WORSHIP MUSIC.  Nate and Tyler, secular boys that they are, open their hearts to the lord. Tyler makes a scrotal promise and follows through. Josh explains transubstantiation and cissubstantiation. What’s liturgy? Songs featured in the episode but you don’t have to...

Bug (@potatotoes.bsky.social) joins the Hater Boys to talk about TRUE CRIME. We talk Joe Kenda, Lisa Simpson, and ask the most important question of our lifetime: why do women be talking? True Crime is a big driver of clicks, views, and ads. We tackle all of it. We listened to podcasts, YouTube’s, and true crime tv. Our conclusion? We lowkey fuxwith America’s Most Wanted.  It’s grief porn that chu...

What is Facebook? It’s only the beginning. They are meta. What was once a way to connect with friends around the world has become an AI slop factory serving you crab Jesus and flipna women. Joining us to look at the latest incarnation (not really) is Cameron from All This for 10 Dollars (@10bux.bsky.social).  We talk about how Meta has corrupted a cool thing (VR) with their dogshit world called th...

Julia Roberts could’ve made Speed but Sandra Bullock could not have made Mystic Pizza and Tyler will die on that hill. Today Chels (@chels725.bsky.social) to talk about THE OSCARS.  Hollywood's big night has a lot of problems. Did you know it started as a union busting event that gave awards to executives wives? Think about that when you see ol Timmy Challomay says he would die for one.  We hope s...

“I only like the beginnings of things.” —Don Draper “I hate origin stories.” —Kennedy ( @kennedytcooper.bsky.social ) Everyone already knows who Superman is. Kennedy is here to make us hate origin stories. We have a confession though; all three people on this podcast enjoyed X-men Original Wolverine. But we hated Dumb and Dumberer.  You see origin stories only exist to reinforce tropes that stifle...

Listen, we are fans of the gays. And we—2 cissy boys—sat down and watched the “dazzling and exhilarating” trans movie EMILIA PEREZ. It’s awful. Like really bad. It’s poorly made, badly acted, uses AI, and a truly evil piece of media.  Seriously. This film is Birth of a Nation for transphobes. Do not watch this movie unless you want to have a bad time. We watched it for you. We dissected it and tal...

Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle with with my link: https://www.magicmind.com/SPEECHJAN #magicmind #mentalwealth #mentalperformance Tyler suggest femmes Nate when he asks what the manly hair chemical is. Joining us as gender and military expert is one Eve (@lawlessvictory.bsky.social). She regales us with what she stole from the military as we talk about hating the F-35.  This Mammon machine need...

Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle with with my link: https://www.magicmind.com/SPEECHJAN #magicmind #mentalwealth #mentalperformance Garak (comfortingmoo.online on Bluesky) from Monday Night Fake Fights (@mnffpod@bsky.social on Bluesky) joins to talk about the deadman himself: The Undertaker. This titan of professional wrestling has everything he needs to succeed: a willingness to look the other w...

Your brain is affecting my brain. Barbute Trongle.  Nate and Tyler do something different: share what they loved this year. Five things we loved (or more) and lots of discussion around them. 3 hours worth. Don’t get comfortable.  People want this. See you next year.  Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle with with my link: https://www.magicmind.com/SPEECHJAN #magicmind #mentalwealth #mentalperformance

Hamilton… the musical. We hate it. So much. Joining us from Minion Death Cult ( @miniondeathcult ) is Tony Boswell ( @wordisbond ). We start out discussing the man of the month: Italian bisexual Rotta the Hutt.  Tyler wrote and performs a rap. We then immediately dive in to ripping Lin Manuel Miranda’s life, creative process, and musical apart. Piece by piece. Hamilton the musical is an evil, harm...

You know him. You probably liked him. He certainly likes himself. @grimlockfly joins us as we attempt to hate on JON STEWART. The Daily Show host reveals himself to be the Joe Rogan of the left. He’s empty headed. He built a generation of democrats that built their ideology around gotchas.  Is Jon Stewart kinda like Bernie Sanders? Grim thinks so. We plumb the depths of Jon Stewart’s podcast and g...

Tyler infuses new, sad life into the podcast. Standup comedian and non-binary icon Mack (@bong_jon_bovi on Instagram) does the same by making us watch Joker 2. Mack immediately stunts on Nate’s education. Tyler theatersplains musicals.  The gang takes turns deciding what Joker they are. Tyler makes an Irreversible joke. If you understand it, you’re a demon like us.  We explore the hidden themes of...

It’s our first apology. Savor it. You’ll not get another. We thought we were used to shotgunning actual hate speech but GAMERGATE 2 hurt us. And joining us in the hurt was LG ( @truehorror69 ) and Juniper ( @junipernest ) from the Mindful Wellness podcast.  We realize early that gamers won’t be happy until every game is Custer’s Revenge. But “mah ethics in game journalism” nah dawg, that ain’t it....

Did you see Joker 2? Are dragons a type of dinosaur? It’s a Hate Speech Spookyacular. We’re doing something evil. Tyler’s learning mandarin. That’s not the evil thing.  Today we’re tackling Dark Empaths. What if someone understood and felt how you feel… for evil? But what if they’re not just bad people… what if there’s a demon controlling them? *Kazuma Kiryu voice* hoo hooooo! We tackle the pop ps...

Hurt people hurt people and some people need to be hurt. Joining us to hurt the hurt people is our good pal Jon (@vernacularshift). That’s right, we’re assailing New Rome—err—Nextdoor.  Nextdoor aka Reddit for old people is a Facebook clone where people form mobs to be racist. The app censors nonwhite names. People post their phone numbers. Fascism creeps in.  We also explore the Emersonian mind o...

Is there a Hawk Tuah for the fellas? Who can say? How about them coke Oreos though? Bob (@bobdisgeaunhinged) joins us for an unholy and suitably deranged episode to talk about AJ Befumo and Big Justice… aka the Costco Guys.  Nate and Tyler eat chicken bakes. They rock. Bob is not a pdf file. There’s a lot of anti Italian talk. Bob derails the episode a lot. Are the Costco guys family content? Is A...