Harry Potter Movie Minutes

Episode 1: (Minutes 0 to 10:30) This week zooms us into life at the Dursley’s in the summer before Harry’s second year at Hogwarts. Cory questions if Hedwig is already a puppet and Andrea finds Dobby AND Harry’s treatment of Dobby troublesome… This jam-packed chunk flies us off to The Burrow next week! Join us next week for minutes 10:30 to 19:38! ( Scene Marker : This chunk ends with Ron saying “...

This week is a bonus episode of our live reactions to watching the deleted scenes together. We vote whether they should have been kept or buried and laugh like crazy people throughout. Enjoy and watch along with us if you'd like! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62V11-X2IKw

Episode 14: (Minutes 2:14:00 to THE END!) This FINAL CHUNK gets us to the end of the year feast and the end of Season One! Thank you SO MUCH for listening and join us again soon for SEASON TWO, HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS!!!

Episode 13: (Minutes 2:06:53 to 2:14:00) This week brings us down yet another mystery set of stairs to finally confront the person (persons?) trying to steal the Sorcerer’s Stone. Cory drops a theory about this unknown space and confesses to an odd crush on villains. This penultimate chunk gets us to the final confrontation and almost to the end of the first movie! Join us next week for minutes 2:...

Episode 12: (Minutes 1:58:08 to 2:06:53) This week moves us into the next enchantments in this weird, unknown space at Hogwarts. Cory finally gets the moment he’s been waiting for to vent about the missing challenges (manifesto provided upon demand…) This dramatic chunk wraps up the enchantments while giving Ron his chessboard moment of glory. Join us next week for minutes 2:06:53 to 2:14:08! ( Sc...

Episode 11: (Minutes 1:48:57 to 1:58:08) This week we sneak out of our dorms and down the trap door. We wonder how far down can this trap door really go and IS there a spy network via the portraits?! This chunk brings the trio to the enchantments (not all of them!) protecting the stone. (*Apologies for the dog interruptions. They are indeed, little jerks.*) Join us next week for minutes 1:58:08 to...

Episode 10: (Minutes 1:37:27 to 1:48:57) This week trots us down to Hagrid’s hut after discovering the identity of Nicolas Flamel in the most ridiculous way.  We question how Malfoy is looking through the oddly decorated stained glass windows and WHY must the dragon have goo?! This chunk of minutes leads us into the dark forest and hurtling towards the end of the movie. Join us next week for...

Episode 9: (Minutes 1:25:05 to 1:37:27) This week, it’s Christmas at Hogwarts! Hermione Leaves Harry and Ron with some mischievous advice and we question if the Weasley parents purposely ditched their sons for the holidays. This chunk sneaks us around the castle only to come across a Krampus-version of Dumbledore. We also debate, is the Mirror of Erised actually modified? Join us next week for min...

Episode 8: (Minutes 1:13:44 to 1:25:05) This week flies us into our first Quidditch match at Hogwarts with a truly suspicious amount of spectators. We both wonder where all these people came from and how Harry can go from wobbly one minute to being capable of “broom surfing” the next? This chunk winds us around the Quidditch pitch with a truly odd mixture of CGI and green screen images that leaves...

Episode 7: (Minutes 1:00:50 to 1:13:44) This week swings us (directly) over to the third floor corridors and into many questions we have about that area of the castle. We discuss a theory about the statue and the general dislike of the noises we experience there. This chunk runs us into some deep and disturbing questions about Fluffy, more time with our Wood crush, and our deep disgust for Quirrel...

Episode 6: (Minutes 50:20 to 1:00:50) This week rushes us through our first day of classes and the first (and only) flying lesson at Hogwarts. We seriously question Madam Hooch’s qualifications and also, why isn’t she called “professor?!” This chunk finds us eventually creating a spinoff of just Sir Nicholas and the Grey Lady roaming around gossiping after killing off Harry’s character. Should be...

Episodes 5: (Minutes 41:28 to 50:20) This week brings us into Hogwarts and the tradition of the Sorting Hat (minus the song!). We get into a mathematical debate about the number of students and realize it’s possible neither of us know what we’re talking about. This chunk invites us to the first feast in the Great Hall despite ghosts getting all up in that chicken. Stay tuned after the show for our...

Episode 4: (Minutes 31:02 to 41:28) This week puts us on the Hogwarts Express after an apparently large chunk of time travelling and a disappearing Hagrid. We want to know where August went?! This chunk introduces us to the Weasleys as we travel to Hogwarts and truly brings us a lot of joy. Also, our heroine Hermione comes in hot with her big dick energy and we are HERE for it. Join us next week f...

Episode 3: (Minutes 20:08 to 31:02) This week we experience Diagon Alley for the first time, glorious Gringott’s, and we clear up last week’s post-credits “disagreement”. We love the details of everything but we aren’t happy about missing poems or goblin fingers. This chunk also has us wondering why Ollivander is so creepy and whether or not he’s actually a good storekeeper. Post-credits have us d...

Episode 2: (Minutes 10:01 to 20:08) This week we see Harry turn 11 and enter the wizarding world-all thanks to a large, hairy man breaking into a shack. This chunk has us wondering how everyone knows exactly what HP looks like at 11, why is Hagrid so trusted, and is it possible that he’s a bit twisted for disfiguring a child? Stay after the podcast for a few minutes of a heated Quirrell debate. Jo...

Episode 1: (Minutes 0 to 10:01) This week we dive into the first chunk of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone! We meet toy baby Harry Potter, the sort of shitty Dursley’s, OG Dumbledore, and so many freaking owls. In this chunk, we look for scripty writing on the letters, costume details, and wish we had more Figg! We also coin the phrase “book bitch” for when we notice a discrepancy between the...

Welcome to Harry Potter Movie Minutes! A weekly podcast with two bi-coastal friends dissecting the movies of the wizarding world *approximately* 10 minutes at a time.