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It's the annual Thanksgiving show where we talk about the holiday. Also we go LIVE to the 87th annual Harland Highway Thanksgiving Day Parade with our commentators John and John giving play by play on the parade. Giblet my niblet!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Question of the Day wonders if you have your ass in gear. Some live comedy with Harland and a dirty, dirty crowd. Nutty phone call from a listener. Slip a chip!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we read some of your letters. BBQ Eddy makes final call of the season, and you'll never guess how old the oldest person in the world is! Prune a sand dune!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BBQ Eddy makes a call looking for BBQ, Harland gets involved in a raffle, the new iPhone is discussed, calling for pet fish, and the NEW app, FALLOPIO! Blunch a skunk! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland announces his NEW APP, Fallopio. When a stranger cries, and Commander Tom Dowdy calls in to discuss his charity event for Veterans Day. Toot till ur mute!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's another amazing FLASHBACK show as we get closer to Episode 42. The earlier episodes that never got stored in the vaults. ENJOY!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A crank call to purchase a maneating fish from a pet store, attack of the rabies bat, AUNT RUTHIE calls in and has more car trouble, Harland reveals his Halloween adventure. Unspool my yule!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The mysterious ROGER who produces the show from behind the glass, finally comes in for a sit down. People with CRAZY cars, a crank call to a pet shop, annoying politicians, and the funny side to Ebola. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is the HALLOWEEN SHOW, with CINNAMON BOY, Timmy the campfire kid, and Mr. Featherstone. We discuss Halloween, the origin of Jack o Lanterns, and trick or treating with a couple of complete morons. Boo on my shoe!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Queen Elizabeth calls in to describe the very first Royal Tweet. A great call from a Pavement Pounder. Crank call to a pet store. Halloween hijinx with Senior Fuentes. Trick or trout!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland gets into a technology frucus with a Pavement Pounder. Why is everyone crying in the movie FURY? A prank call to a mattress store, and anew commercial from Charlie Lee. Tank some stank!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A strange story about a man living in the woods for decades. Let's call the hardware store for a monkey wrench. How do u like your chicken? Sand blast my sassafrass!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tired of old zoo's? Try the new Rabie zoo! Harland talks about a HOO HAW! SCAMS and SPAMS. Blunt my flunt!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Ting Lee from the center for disease Control calls in to give us an Ebola update. A Pavement Pounder calls with words of inspiration. And do you let your friends expire?? Crab cake crack face!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we listen to and receive EMERGENCY 911 calls. Also, are you part of a cause or just a poser? And justice, do we do it right in America? Poke a bloke!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland finds a rainbow. Some chickens are murdered, and the trouble with ears getting old. Also, calls from Pavement Pounders, and COMZILLA. Tackle my Snapple!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

More classic gold as we countdown to the original 42. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

More classic gold as we countdown to the original 42. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today the show is dedicated to your emails. Harland reads and responds to your praise, insults, likes and dislikes. This show is on YOU! Scotch my tape!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Liutenant Tom Dowdy updates us on ISIS activity, Human dancing machines, and crazy sea creatures. Sand my hand!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we unveil the mysteries of money, follow the story of a cow that got away from the slaughter house, and burning your damn face. Splash my cash!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland has an Ernest Hemmingway of an adventure. Funny DISCO stuff, and calls from the Pavement Pounders. Brass Ass Glass!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland's boss Mr. Featherstone forces him to do a charity prank. Also, personal grooming for men and women, and a call about titty wrinkles. Rica a roni on a pony!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another classic flashback as we work our way back to #42. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As we work our way back to episode 42 please enjoy this classic show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices