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Aunt Ruthie calls in and tells us about a mishap at the mall food court. Are Social Security cards a thing of the past? And let's all remember to LOVE! Court my tort!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland reflects on his time spent with David Letterman as well as David's legacy. Dr. Ascot drops in and has a painful treatment for Harland's stress levels. Sressy wessy!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Special guest TOM GREEN is on the show talking about life, death, love and other stuff! It's a late night hang out with the funnyman himself. Lot's of fun stuff. Green Machine!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When animal friends turn into enemies. An INVENTOR calls in with an incredible new device to revolutionize baby care. More home remedies. Cure my fishing lure!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland has an EXCLUSIVE interview with gender jumper Bruce Jenner. Also, a horrible fish plant accident. Irony, has it happened to you? And, do Americans hate Canadian music?? Sing a chicken wing!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland is upset over a new Hollywood trend that is emerging. Update on the Tesla car, and some music from Neil Young. Fung Ho Take out!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The President of CAFF, Citizens Against Fat Flyers, has devised methods to keep overweight people off planes. Plus, Harland gives relationship advise to a Pavement Pounder. Marry a guy named Larry!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Ascot returns to help Harland cope with his stress levels. The question of the day is a salty affair. We examine natural remedies for all that ails you. Asprin my napkin!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Does the color of your car define you? Harland reviews a movie. Calls from Pavement Pounders. Bend to mend!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this show, episode 666,  Harland goes to hell to chat with Lucifer himself. Also we discuss good and evil and learn about Revelations!! Sear my soul food!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TIM COOK, the CEO of Apple Inc. calls the show to tell us about the wonders of the new Apple Watch. Someone wants a their head surgically transplanted. A Pavement Pounder becomes a Hardy Boy. Guess my mess!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer takes a call from a girl who was expelled from school. Do you ever have strange things laying at your front door? The insanity of the Iran nuke talks with the USA. Someone was attacked by an unusual pet. Whack a stack!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland takes a visit to Charlie Lee's Chinese buffet where Charlie Lee wants a new iWatch. More secrets and lies from Hilary Clinton. The abuse of yellow lights. Glide and ride!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can looking at Facebook too early in the day cause depression. Conference calls can be hell. When do allergies start and stop? Wheeze some cheese!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

George Michael calls in with news about donating money to our vets. Is it time to stop taking selfies? Are charity commercials going too far?? Chair at a fair!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gorgeous actress Jennifer Garner calls into the show. A very unusal Mr. Spock tribute. And, lets stop exploting the weak. Spock a tic toc clock!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Middle Eastern man calls in to discuss ways in which North Americans can get used to seeing people wearing burka's. Harland gets his new Tesla car. Electric my selectric!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are we a culture of liars? Former President Bill Clinton calls in to discuss. Also, harland goes on an incredible diving adventure under the sea. Crunchy a munchy!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today's extra long show is an interview with a filmaker friend who discusses his career and his near death experiences after a horrific car crash. Seed the speed!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we celebrate St. Patty's Day with Irish leprechaun Krinky McKringles, uggg. Also, a sizzling hot lawsuit at Applebee's. And Harland does some manual labor. Dig my wig!!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A group of people who suffer from elephantitis are protesting Bradley Coopers new Broadway play, The Elephant Man. Letters from the Pavement Pounders. And, Harland has a most supernatural night!!  Boo a'la hoo!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland is a guest on Space Ghost, Coast to Coast. Are mornings really "Good"?. A meaty car accident occurs. Harland plays an obscure Canadian radio hit. Boo ha ha hooooo!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we talk to an expert about having sex in a men's jail. Also, Harland disrupts a man and a woman's relationship at a gym. Positive feedback from a Pavement Pounder. Gym gym salabim!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland goes on an amazing trip through Busch Gardens, WOW! Also, KFC has created a NEW food product, wait till you hear! Crunch your brunch!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How a womans boobs can get you dead. How the wrong pizza can get you dead, and some whacky calls from the Pavement Pounders!! Harp a carp! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices