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Corporal Tom Dowdy, war veteran, comments on North Korea's nuclear activities. Harland gets sexually molested. Aunt Ruthy reads Curious George to Harland. Gorge by George!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kim Jung Ung calls the show to discuss his recent nuclear testing. What is the deal with DEATH? The Question of the day. Say say hey hey!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Premium Members, hope you enjoy this special moment where Aunt Ruthie reads the classic children's book, Curious George, to Harland. Enjoy! And thanks for being PREMIUM!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland gets a call from the outspoken Rabbi Pappenhiem. A Pavment Pounder cries on the show. And Harland goes to Ancestory.com to trace his roots. No trace of a face!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Ascot check in with Harland to make sure he is mentally fit to do his podcast in 2016. An Islamic Fatwa that serves mankind. Harland gives a tutorial in crazy voices. And 2016 ENERGY. Burn in a yern!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YODA calls the show to discuss why he's not in NEW Star Wars movie. Clearing customs at the airport. Happy New Year thoughts from Harland. Hear your rear!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's our NEW YEARS show. Harland makes 2016 predictions and he is forced to attend the midnight countdown at the request of his boss Mr. Featherstone. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL. HAVE A WONDERFUL AND PROSPEROUS 2016 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Just a couple of quick jokes premium members, to help you exit/enter the new year with a laugh! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today harland reads letters from his listeners. Death by cell phone. Xmas gifts. And, the most unsexy part of the human body. Shoddy eh Toddy??!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wally the Elf responds to children's phone calls. Picking out presents. A song by the McKenzie Brothers. And a Christmas message from Queen Elizabeth the 2nd. Queen steam!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Rabbi calls in to smooth over the last confrontational call we had. Some crazy Xmas carols, and last second shopping. Hopping while shopping!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland's cousin Kevin Hearn from the band BARENAKED LADIES joins Harland for a family Christmas podcast. Singing and joking abound. Special just for Premium Members. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Drunk George Michael calls in with a dirty Xmas present for Harland. More songs from Rudy Carsoni. And a sneek peek at a Premium Member Xmas chat with BARENAKED LADIES band member, Kevin Hearn. Chat with a fat!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The disgruntled Easter Bunny calls in to talk about the holidays. Harland picks up his Xmas tree. Cleaning up the loose ends before the year runs out. Loose goose abuse!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aunt Ruthie goes to the mall to get her picture taken with Santa. The Question of the Day involving meat. A helpful Pavement Pounder gets dirty, and strange Xmas carol lyrics. Carol in my Merril Lynch!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Rabbi calls the show to talk about Jewish holidays. A favorite Xmas song is played on today's show. Xmas lights and driving miracles. Light my Lite Brite!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today Mr. Fazziztad calls in from the Middle East to discuss the term AlahAlahackbar. A Pavement Pounder calls in and we talk about art. It's smart to fart!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Premium members here it is, Let's Have a Fight Podcast #3 - spoiler alert this one features outrageous adult entertainment personality Sam Philips, she has quite the potty mouth but is great at fighting. So if you're sensitive to swearing and sexual content plug your ears of just walk on by! It's a great fight both heated and hilarious! Who's gonna win? Join the premium club for only $20 a yea...

Wally the Christmas elf talks on the phone with us today. Sneak clip of Let's Have a Fight 3 Podcast. Getting to the finish line, and more 7-11 stories. I'm fine, let's dine!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland finally joins Tinder, wait until you hear how it happened. Also, the question of the day may help you not break your wrist, and I think Jerry Seinfeld might have called in. Wrist I'm pissed!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Don't miss John & John as they call out the 79th Harland Highway Thanksgiving Parade. Lots of colorful floats and bands, one of the most festive shows of the year. It's all about Thanksgiving on today's wonderful show. Gobble a bobblehead!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hear Harland working out some new WALKING DEAD zombie material live on stage at the Hollywood Improv! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a pre-Christmas visit from Cinnamon Boy, yuck! Are there wildcats living in your house? The end of Bean Pickle. The tortured screams of hell. Smell my hell!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland pranks a sex shop, talks about Christmas, driving, bean pickles, and sadness. Fun on the run!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This fight is with two hilarious comedians from the GROUNDLINGS THEATER in Los Angeles. Brian Pelermo and Jordan Black. It's hot, it's heated, and it's funnnnnnyyy!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices