Hardcore Listing with Chris & Stu

Last year Kunt joined the boys to discuss his hot new joint 'Boris Johnson's a F******* C****' for Christmas Number 1. It managed to finish at #5. This year his single 'Boris Johnson's Still A F******* C****' has gone in at #5 and we have a week to go. So there's a real chance we can make it happen this year, In this episode we discuss why it was necessary to release this song again, come listen,...

A few weeks back the guys took a log hard look at themselves and listed the top 5 things they were not good at. This week they sat up straight, with their modest heads held high and bragged about all the things they excel at in life. How are these guys not running the country with the skillsets? Oh thats right, there's already an incompetent peelback at number 10. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

When Chris & Stu aren't being DJ superstars they like nothing more than a cosy night in....apart. But what essentials do they require for a big night in? Tune in and find out how you're doing it all wrong. BECOME A PATRON AND PICK YOUR OWN TOP 5 HARDCORE LISTING ON TWITTER HARDCORE LISTING ON INSTA COME LEAVE US A ROTTEN 5 STAR REVIEW ON FACEBOOK SPONSORS: SAMA ACADEMY UK LOVE BEER BANG BOOM C...

Chris & Stu are joined by new show sponsor Renshi Simon James of Sama Academy. You get to hear all about how Simon came to sponsor the show, what Sama Academy is all about and hear Chris quickly back out of any of his Black Belt claims (for half the episode at least). Simon has trained and taught Karate for 30+ years and has a wealth of knowledge on street safety that we get to cover in this e...

To counteract Chris babbling on about Sci-Fi stuff last week, long time listener and all round good-egg Georgie P suggested this weeks top 5. The UK really has a knack for gritty kitchen sink drama's, with a host of quality directors and actors to choose from this really was a tough top 5 to nail. So strap in whilst the boys talk about some bleak shit, and Chris reads from Google. BECOME A PATRON...

This is one hell of an episode. Rich and Dave from the most excellent podcast Unequal Sequel joined the boys for a deep dive into their favourite movie follow-ups. You'll get a great insight into what makes a sequel legendary, alongside some fun behind the scenes facts on a few of the greatest films ever made. It was a real blast having the guys on, and soon you'll be able to both Chris & Stu'...

Looking at Chris & Stu, they have it all, brains, looks, wealth.  Hard to imagine they'd ever gaze upon another human being and wish to be them. It was hard for them to imagine too. Mainly because they lack fundamental creative thinking skills, alongside any other skill, talent or physical attribute. Thanks to long-time listener Si Lovell for forcing these two peelbacks to take a long har...

This week the boys give each other the Heebie Jeebies discussing all the movie scenes that turn their hair white. Since Stu's hair is now mostly grey, it doesn't take him as much to get scared these days. In a predictable turn of events Chris backs out of all his karate chat now the new sponsor is Sama Academy. I think we're all looking forward to him getting his butt kicked at one of the dojo's....

Well it was Glasson's birthday last week so as a present Stu spent a lot of time thinking of the most generic Top 5 they could possibly tackle. That's all he brought Chris this year. No more than he deserves. So here you go folks, Top 5 things about birthdays. Enjoy! BECOME A PATRON AND PICK YOUR OWN TOP 5 HARDCORE LISTING ON TWITTER HARDCORE LISTING ON INSTA COME LEAVE US A ROTTEN 5 STAR REVIEW O...

For this weeks release we thought we'd give you a peak behind the curtains of the sort of nonsense we get into over on our Patreon members account. This top 5 was picked by MrEasye. It's a 5 close to our heart and felt good to get off our chest. YOU DON'T DOUBLE DIP!!!! Why not come join us on Patreon, you get 4 more episodes a month and access to our monthly Patreon video hangout X https://www.pa...

Trigger warning: Today's episode deals with some very emotive subjects surrounding thoughts of self harm and suicide.... ....however, our wonderful guest and founder of Reach Out for Mental Health, Kirsty Eaton, manages to talk with wit and levity about these important issues. In fact, there's a lot of laughter, and a fair few dick jokes so strap in and come learn some life skills that could reall...

At 10:30am last Saturday Chris was seeing double. For once it wasn't due to the night before's antics, but because Stu's brother Dan joined them for a chat....and what a bloody funny chat it was! Dan, decided to get the hell out of the UK years back (smart move) and now calls Oz his home but despite the distance between him and his bro, they still hold music close to their hearts. So sit back and...

We don't do bad for guests with amazing stories, and if you listened to Stacy's previous episode you'll know exactly what we're talking about. Coming into her 4th year of studying molecular biology Stacy thought it was high time she came on to do another Top 5 brimming with science facts. Not satisfied with doing just one Top 5 she thought she'd double down and throw in another top 5 about the mis...

We don't do bad for guests with amazing stories, and if you listened to Stacy's previous episode you'll know exactly what we're talking about. Coming into her 4th year of studying molecular biology Stacy thought it was high time she came on to do another Top 5 brimming with science facts. Not satisfied with doing just one Top 5 she thought she'd double down and throw in another top 5 about the mis...

This is a really special episode. John Parker (JP) is a man of wondrous musical talent, a mean double bass player in Parker and Ward, a session musician for a number of top artists and previously one half of Nizlopi. Alongside being a beast of a musician JP decided to first support, then care for his mother Catherine following her diagnosis with vascular dementia. Catherine sadly passed away in Fe...

Long time listener Ness picked this badboy. All about ruddy bloody blokes, although Chris' fetish for middle class men seems to confuse matters. When it comes to a ruddy bloody bloke, what qualities do you look for? Is there still a place for them in todays society? All these questions and yet none of them are truly explored today as Chris & Stu mainly talk about his most recent holiday from h...

Chris & Stu are legends in the game. We all know this. They inspire listeners to greater and greater feats in their every day lives. But who do REAL CHAMPIONS turn to for inspiration? Ninja's, Nurses? The folk of Eastgate Shopping Centre Basildon? Tune in to find out. BECOME A PATRON AND PICK YOUR OWN TOP 5 HARDCORE LISTING ON TWITTER HARDCORE LISTING ON INSTA COME LEAVE US A ROTTEN 5 STAR REV...

Wonderful patreon Kev P picked todays top 5 and it was a blast. We love a good sitcom, and in like Happy Days had the Fonz, many of them have a cool dude in support of the usually haphazard main character. So here's our choices! BECOME A PATRON AND PICK YOUR OWN TOP 5 HARDCORE LISTING ON TWITTER HARDCORE LISTING ON INSTA COME LEAVE US A ROTTEN 5 STAR REVIEW ON FACEBOOK SPONSORS: LOVE BEER BANG BOO...

Today Chris & Stu thoroughly inspect each others gadgets. If you're under 35 that won't make any sense to you. If you're over 35 it will make slight sense yet still not be THAT funny. Unlike this episode which is actually hilarious and informative. Discover the true generational age difference between these two comedic legends as Stu reflects fondly about flint and tinder and Chris talks about...

Back by dope demand are Charlie & Nina from the epic 2 Girls 1 Shop podcast. When these women aren't selling sex toys the burgeoning British public they find time to record a podcast and talk about it. Today the boys were lucky enough to have them back on to discuss the wonderfully salacious world of celebrity sex scandals....Chris should wear to Torture Gardens.... Go check out Season 3 of 2...

HCL popped their festival cherry on todays episode as they recorded at 'In The Park' in Southend. Unfortunately it was with Adam Perry, legendary drummer from the bands A and also the Bloodhound Gang, so god knows what he's given us. Adam is actually a true gent with one hell of a story and we were lucky enough to talk about some of his experiences whilst on tour with these two epic bands INCLUDIN...

NOBODY likes management speak (or Chris), and none of us enjoy meetings all that much either. Luckily this week we had Suzy & Lisa on hand to help get all our work issues off our chest with their top 5 bullshit buzzwords- Five phrases that we hate hearing whilst at work. This is one helluva episode, both Lisa & Suzy from the Coaching Cast have spent many years in the corporate world honing...

When you want a quick history lesson EVERYONE turns to Chris & Stu. These two men of culture really know their onions when it comes to historical facts. There's no guesswork this episode. Come and learn some stuff about people who did good. BECOME A PATRON AND PICK YOUR OWN TOP 5 HARDCORE LISTING ON TWITTER HARDCORE LISTING ON INSTA COME LEAVE US A ROTTEN 5 STAR REVIEW ON FACEBOOK SPONSORS: LO...

You're in store for a corker of an episode today folks. Chris & Stu enter into a 4 Ball with Rob & George from the quality Pilot Season podcast. Of course the subject was going to be Top 5 Pilot TV Shows and our guests really get stuck into breaking down their encyclopaedic knowledge of great television. BONUS FACT: Chris only mentions his foreskin once in this episode. You can check out P...

New subscriber Dan picked todays top 5. Stu misunderstood the format and did top 5 moments when he's been a jackass, and Chris picked top 5 moments from the epic TV show. Best of both worlds!!!! Hope you enjoyed it Dan and everyone get on the socials and tell us your favourite moments from the show, or if you're brave, tell us about your most jackass moments in real life. BECOME A PATRON AND PICK...