Hard Things

Life is hard — and so are dicks — but like badass bitches, we can handle it. In this episode of Hard Things Podcast, Angie and Amy spiral (intelligently and hilariously) through erotic audiobooks, toys, libido droughts, bad hookups, stage-five clingers, dating entitlement, and the fine line between confidence and absolute delusion. What starts as a discussion about erotic audiobooks and voice kryp...

Life is hard — and so are dicks — but unsolicited ones? Absolutely not. In this episode of Hard Things Podcast, Angie and Amy read a listener-submitted story that spirals into a brutally funny (and painfully accurate) breakdown of modern dating, unsolicited dick pics, terrible communication, workplace red flags, and why men absolutely cannot be trusted with measurements. Or why women can't if...

Life is hard—and so are dicks. But like badass bitches, we can handle it. 🎤 Welcome to the unfiltered world of the Hard Things Podcast, where real talk, dark humor, and sexual candor collide. In this NSFW episode, Angie and Amy dive deep into:🤯 Being offered a tip (haha) for a glory hole hookup🍆 Dick pics with “consent”?🫣 Freak matching & why it's trending in modern dating🎭 People-ple...

Life is hard — and so are d*cks — but adulthood, dating, money, and the holidays might be harder. In this episode of Hard Things Podcast, Angie and Amy spiral (in the best way) through holiday burnout, modern dating frustrations, gift resentment, being single with no kids, time boundaries, money honesty, and why “normal adult life” feels like a scam sometimes. This episode is funny, reflective, un...

Life is hard—and so are d*cks—but consent is never automatic. In this episode of Hard Things Podcast, Angie and Amy dig into one of the most misunderstood and uncomfortable truths about sex and relationships: consent, power, and double standards—especially inside dating, long-term relationships, and marriage. We cover:Why “no” still means no, even in committed relationshipsThe history of marital c...

Angie & Amy dive into the "Hard Thing" that is the Sexless Winter phenomenon. The holidays are here: the lights are twinkling, the cookies are baking, and your libido is currently wearing an eye mask and hiding under the covers. Why does this happen every year? It's not you, it's science! We break down the biological reasons your desire is MIA and offer realistic, funny solut...

Life is hard… and so are d*cks — but like badass bitches, we can handle it. 💅In this episode of Hard Things Podcast, Angela and Amy spiral into some of Reddit’s WILDEST sex and relationship stories, including:The guy who practiced thrusting to one specific song and used it for every hookup (yes, it’s CBAT 👀)A boyfriend who discovers his girlfriend’s entire cheating saga… and breaks up with her v...

Life is hard—and so are dicks. But like badass bitches, we can handle it. In this raw, hilarious, and unexpectedly educational episode of the Hard Things Podcast, we dive into a wild mix of:🔍 Cookie cravings and grocery store delusions🍑 The difference between a fuckboy and a fuckMAN🧠 The science behind squirting (it’s not pee—don’t be dumb)😤 Why people ghost instead of using their words🍆 Spic...

Life is hard… and so are d*cks—but so are water heaters when they stop working. 😤 In this brutally honest, laugh-out-loud episode of Hard Things Podcast, we unpack the not-so-sexy side of adulting: broken plumbing, $21K roof quotes, cold ass showers, family drama, sibling disagreements over "useful" education, and the emotional toll of just trying to keep your head above water. Angie an...

It’s hard out here for a pimp — or anyone trying to date with standards. Angie and Amy break down why “friends with benefits” often forgets the friend part, swap stories about ghosting, coffee-date flops, and the stretch-table straps that sparked a thousand jokes. They also dive into audiobook narration icks, “The Materialists” movie, Lexi Blake & Nora Roberts obsessions, and a wild take on th...

We dove into a polyamory & kink FB group…and a 29-year-old’s DMs went off the rails fast. From “move to Missouri” in 5 texts to “get a dog” instead of companionship, we unpack dating red flags , double standards (MMF vs FFM), consent, perimenopause + kids, and what real communication looks like in open relationships. If you’ve navigated poly dating, kink 101, or just modern app chaos—this one’...

We kick off with a first-time rye bread adventure (proofing wins, crumb lessons learned) and slide into a no-blush sex-ed chat : does diet actually change the taste of body fluids? We break down hydration, fruit myths, sulfur foods, and hygiene basics. Then we tackle foreplay misconceptions , communication vs. performance, premature finish anxiety, a wild Reddit “cheater rules” story, and whether...

Amy’s under the weather, Angie’s got a fresh trigger-thumb surgery, and the group chat is CHAOTIC: we swap hilarious game-night stories (Go Fck Yourself, Puns of Anarchy, New Phone Who Dis?, Ransom Note), share our dangerously delicious “Hold My Cck” cocktail, then dive into the big one—should sex work be legalized or decriminalized? We cover safety, consent, STI testing, GFE, screening, licensed...

Life is hard—stay hard. In this episode we dig into a wild Reddit AITA story tied to the viral “A 1000 Men & Me” documentary (on Channel 4), the fallout from group-chat receipts, and the bigger convo about consent, communication, and sex-work discourse. We also nerd out on the Universe-25 “mouse utopia” study and why a mini tech Sabbath might save your sanity. (Raspy-voice edition, but we show...

Programming note: This episode was recorded out of sync and we’re dropping it as a bonus filler because we have some Hard Things going on so bear with us while we prep the next mainline ep. It’s raw, spicy, and very us. In this episode:Consensual Non-Consent (CNC) roleplay done safely (trust, scripts, aftercare)The viral “Flint Mint” saliva hack that leveled up someone’s oral game (plus beginner t...

Life is hard… and sometimes horny hard. This week’s Hard Things Podcast is an absolute ride. 🚀Inside this episode:Threesome gone wrong: babysitters, beard guys, and flaky dudes ruining the fantasyWhy women get blue balls too — and why it’s just as frustratingThe “hookup lottery” experiment 🎲 (Hunger Games edition: may the odds be ever in your favor)Why groups of women at work can turn into “king...

Life is hard… and so are d***s. But your favorite chaotic duo is back with one of the wildest Hard Things Podcast episodes yet. 💀This week, we cover:Accidental cam girl “market research” on Adult Friend Finder (spoiler: topless + typing = $$$)The most awkward hookup ever (feat. a hot dog bun analogy you’ll never unhear 🌭😭)Why communication matters more than excuses when you ghost last-minuteA d...

Life is life-ing HARD and we’re recording at the latest hour ever… so naturally we ended up with cop cars, SWAT trucks, and a zero-filter convo about the kinks people are scared to say out loud. 🙃Today we play the Taboo Kink Game: we toss out terms (from rope art to food play to “uh… please Google that carefully”) and say if it’s a yes, a no, or a “with precautions.” Then we get practical with gr...

🗣️ Kick off your shoes and dive into some spicy and hilarious conversations! On this episode of the 'Hard Things Podcast,' we explore the wild world of erotic literature, sexy voices, and relationship advice you didn't know you needed. Angie and her Amy talk about everything from cringe-worthy morning songs to using assets to get ahead at work. Get ready to laugh out loud, learn about...

Welcome to a no-holds-barred episode of the Hard Things Podcast! Get ready for some raw, unfiltered stories and rants as we delve into erotic literature, relationship advice, and naughty toys. Our host vents about recent experiences with online dating frustrations, from sudden wife interruptions to inappropriate DMs, and aptly discusses the importance of respect and communication in sexual relatio...

Join us for a hilarious and bold dive into the world of pickup lines, where no line is too cheesy and no response too savage! We're here to spice up your day with some of the best, worst, and downright naughty pickup lines you've ever heard! Plus, we delve into outrageous sexual humor, personal anecdotes, and tantalizing ideas for your own flirtatious adventures. Perfect for a laugh, some...

Good afternoon, good evening, and good night! Get ready for an unabashedly candid and hilarious episode where Amy, Zack, and Angie cover it all—from wild conversations about erotic piercings, scrotal ladders, and personal stories of sexual exploration, to an unfiltered discussion on the emotional cost of casual sex and societal perceptions of gendered intimacy. Does casual sex have an emotional co...

Join us in this sizzling episode as we delve into everything from relationship regrets and hookup dynamics to the tantalizing world of open relationships. With candid discussions about personal arousal, unspoken desires, and the controversial crazy hot matrix, our hosts and special guest Zack bring raw, unfiltered perspectives to the table. Plus, juicy tales of personal experiences that will leave...

Why are we late from last week, or are we early for this week? Amy's visit turned into an unforgettable adventure! From hilarious confessions about nipple piercings to steamy conversations and the complexities of love and freedom, we've got it all. Join us as we dive into the wild tales of our weekend, share funny anecdotes, discuss the societal pressures surrounding relationships, and cha...

Join us for a wild ride as we dive into hilarious and spicy conversations about FMK (F*ck, Marry, Kill) choices, unexpected confessions, and banter about sex, superheroes, and everything in between! From Deadpool versus Loki debates to the surprising antics of Guardians of the Galaxy, get ready for an hour of unfiltered and comedic chat. Plus, a surprising take on who would get down with Superman...