Hard Mark Podcast

Here we are, our first Rumpus Time of 2023, and Ryan has lost the title as The Man of 54,097 compliments. Also, in celebration of episode 69 next week we're having Ryan rank sexual positions, and would Ryan rather wear 30 day old socks or week old underwear, plus a BONUS ask the talent too!  Hard Mark Merch: https://hard-mark-podcast.creator-spring.com/ Official Ryan Murphy Match Ranking: htt...

We've got a BOGO deal today, folks! Not only are we watching Kenny Omega take on Kota Ibushi for the KO-D Openweight Championship at DDT Peter Pan 2012, but for the first time ever we're going to re-rank a match! Surely this will not cause any tension between Ryan and Erik. Ryan's Record: 40 wins, 33 losses, 1 draw Hard Mark Merch: https://hard-mark-podcast.creator-spring.com/ Official Ryan Murphy...

We're back at it post-Christmas hangover with another Rumpus Time! We're having Ryan rank pizza toppings, we delve into the traditions and internal family politics of Christmas, and we find out whether Ryan would rather have B.O. all the time, or smell B.O. on others.  Hard Mark Merch: https://hard-mark-podcast.creator-spring.com/ Official Ryan Murphy Match Ranking: https://hardmarkpodcast.wo...

We've got a deep dive edition of the podcast going into the trials and tribulations of Vincent Kennedy McMahon, while also highlighting his feud with "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. It's the soapboxiest edition of our program yet!  Ryan's Record: 39 wins, 33 losses, 1 draw Hard Mark Merch: https://hard-mark-podcast.creator-spring.com/ Official Ryan Murphy Match Ranking: https://hardmarkpodcast.wor...

This thrilling edition of Rumpus Time the boys talk about their body bumps, skiing, and Ryan is ranking ethnic foods! We also inquire with Ryan on whether he'd rather have a personal chef or a personal maid.  Hard Mark Merch: https://hard-mark-podcast.creator-spring.com/ Official Ryan Murphy Match Ranking: https://hardmarkpodcast.wordpress.com/ Hard Mark Linktree: https://linktr.ee/hardmarkpo...

Friend of the show Mick Foley aka Cactus Jack aka Mankind aka Dude Love is back, and we're going to take a closer look at his background as he is set to face Hunter Hearst Helmsley in a Falls Count Anywhere match! We've got multiple personalities, we've got hard hitting investigative journalism, you'll laugh, you'll cry, you might even think. Ryan's Record: 38 wins, 33 losses, 1 draw Hard Mark Mer...

Welcome back to the Hard Mark Podcast for a day or a lifetime! Erik bought a car, we revisit Ryan's coffee habits and undiscovered muffuletta situation, and Ryan is put in the hot seat as he's forced to rank his beloved Seattle Sports Mascots.  Hard Mark Merch: https://hard-mark-podcast.creator-spring.com/ Official Ryan Murphy Match Ranking: https://hardmarkpodcast.wordpress.com/ Hard Mark Li...

Happy Turkey Day, everybody! Coming of a revolutionary reveal of The Rock in our last episode, the boys settle in to see Ryan's guy "Stone Cold" Steve Austin face off against "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels at WrestleMania XIV for the WWF Championship! But when you add "Iron" Mike Tyson to the equation, we'll see what happens in the match and for Ryan's pick.  Ryan's Record: 37 wins, 33 l...

Hello there! We're back with some casual and sophisticated conversation. Ryan ranks types of men's underwear, we talk about the ever-increasing cost of lift tickets, and and we revisit the Man of 54,077 compliments' greatest compliment of all time.  Hard Mark Merch: https://hard-mark-podcast.creator-spring.com/ Official Ryan Murphy Match Ranking: https://hardmarkpodcast.wordpress.com/ Hard Ma...

In this episode, Erik conducts his own secret scientific experiment where he doesn't tell Ryan that The Rock is making his debut in the match, we'll see if Ryan picks up on the biggest actor in the world's appearance. As far as the match, the fresh faced rookie Rocky Maivia (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson) debuts by teaming up with "The Wildman" Marc Mero, "The Stalker" Barry Windham, and Jake "The Sna...

It's officially November folks! The leaves are changing color, spoopy season is in the rearview, but Ryan is forced to make the Sophie's Choice of rankings as he ranks own kin of famous Murphys, we also discuss Ryan's recent journey back to California, men's bathroom etiquette, and rules of manliness.  Hard Mark Merch: https://hard-mark-podcast.creator-spring.com/ Official Ryan Murphy Match R...

We're playing the hits, folks! Fresh off of the Montreal Screwjob, we're watching the biggest match in WCW history as Sting takes on Hollywood Hulk Hogan at WCW Starrcade 1997 for the WCW/nWo World Championship! Featuring Erik's most passionate rant in the history of the show! Ryan's Record: 36 wins, 32 losses, 1 draw Hard Mark Merch: https://hard-mark-podcast.creator-spring.com/ Official Ryan Mur...

On the latest Rumpus Time, Ryan ranks holidays, we discuss earliest memories, and Ryan answers the age-old question of what the biggest animal he could beat in a fight would be. Hard Mark Merch: https://hard-mark-podcast.creator-spring.com/ Official Ryan Murphy Match Ranking: https://hardmarkpodcast.wordpress.com/ Hard Mark Linktree: https://linktr.ee/hardmarkpodcast

In a milestone episode of the program, we're taking a trip to Montreal and watching Bret Hart defend the WWF Championship against his arch-enemy, Shawn Michaels at Survivor Series 1997. If you don't know the history of this match, buckle up, partner! And for those of you who do know, enjoy Ryan experiencing this roller coaster for the very first time. We've got contractual disputes! We've got work...

We're back to Rumpus the day away! On this episode, Ryan ranks condiments, Erik talks about a recent encounter he had with a spider, tinder stuff, and Ryan weighs in on late people vs. on time people.  Hard Mark Merch: https://hard-mark-podcast.creator-spring.com/ Official Ryan Murphy Match Ranking: https://hardmarkpodcast.wordpress.com/ Hard Mark Linktree: https://linktr.ee/hardmarkpodcast

In the latest episode of the wrestling content of the program, we're heading back to the land of extreme and watching as the Texas Outlaw Terry Funk defends his ECW World Championship against the homicidal, suicidal, genocidal, death-defying maniac Sabu. But this ain't any normal match, all the ropes have been taken down, and they've been replaced with barbed wire! Watch as these men get shredded...

On a heated edition of Rumpus Time, Ryan ranks methods of drinking beer, Erik dishes the dirt on the worst visit to the dentist of all time, and Ryan chimes in on his preferred pets. Hard Mark Merch: https://hard-mark-podcast.creator-spring.com/ Official Ryan Murphy Match Ranking: https://hardmarkpodcast.wordpress.com/ Hard Mark Linktree: https://linktr.ee/hardmarkpodcast

On today's show, we're taking two of the all-time greats of The Undertaker and Shawn Michaels and pitting them against each other in the very first Hell in a Cell match at WWF In Your House: Badd Blood! Clearly we'll have a clean contest with no outside shenanigans, so Ryan will be very happy about that. Ryan's Record: 35 wins, 30 losses, 1 draw Hard Mark Merch: https://hard-mark-podcast.creator-s...

On the latest and greatest edition of Rumpus Time, we've got Ryan ranking natural disasters, Ryan gets a new role on the show and is quickly demoted, we discuss celebrity impressions, and Erik finally shares the results of Pee Tracker 5000! Hard Mark Merch: https://hard-mark-podcast.creator-spring.com/ Official Ryan Murphy Match Ranking: https://hardmarkpodcast.wordpress.com/ Hard Mark Linktree: h...

On the latest episode, we go back in time to 1950 to see one of the most influential figures in American pop culture, the iconic Gorgeous George, take on the tough as nails Hans Schnabel in Chicago! Which famous figures in history did George influence? Tune in and find out, folks! Ryan's Record: 35 wins, 29 losses, 1 draw Hard Mark Merch: https://hard-mark-podcast.creator-spring.com/ Official Ryan...

We're back with Rumpus Time, featuring Ryan getting a little bit Genghis Khan as we speculate on the science behind beer head, we talk about Ryan's long-time celebrity crush, setting the mood during lovemaking, and breakin' bones. Hard Mark Merch: https://hard-mark-podcast.creator-spring.com/ Official Ryan Murphy Match Ranking: https://hardmarkpodcast.wordpress.com/ Hard Mark Linktree: https://lin...

Welcome back! Today, we'll be watching Rob Van Dam defend the ECW Television Championship against his arch-rival, Jerry Lynn! Can the New F'n Show finally take out the Whole F'n Show? Or will RVD 4:20 smoke his ass? Find out the answer to these questions and more in this episode! Ryan's Record: 35 wins, 28 losses, 1 draw Hard Mark Merch: https://hard-mark-podcast.creator-spring.com/ Official Ryan...

We're back with Rumpus Time, featuring Ryan venturing to Seattle and standing Erik up, Ryan talks about his Paul Wall grill, we discuss escape rooms, and Ryan reveals a favorite childhood game.  Hard Mark Merch: https://hard-mark-podcast.creator-spring.com/ Official Ryan Murphy Match Ranking: https://hardmarkpodcast.wordpress.com/ Hard Mark Linktree: https://linktr.ee/hardmarkpodcast

The intrigue is starting to build as some personal rivalries play out in today's match! Today, we'll be watching as The Undertaker defends the WWF Championship against Bret "Hitman" Hart at SummerSlam 1997! But that's not all, as the ever-controversial Shawn Michaels has inserted himself as the special referee for this one. To raise the stakes even higher, Bret has promised that if he loses the ma...

We're back with some non-wrassletalk on this edition of Rumpus Time, featuring Ryan's trip to Sacramento, Erik getting buffalo'd by Hepatitis B shots, high school reunions, and a debate over the worst way to die. Hard Mark Merch: https://hard-mark-podcast.creator-spring.com/ Official Ryan Murphy Match Ranking: https://hardmarkpodcast.wordpress.com/ Hard Mark Linktree: https://linktr.ee/hardmarkpod...