Hard Factor

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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

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Hard Factor 3/9: Coronavirus Will Kill You, Life on Mars, a Bar for People That Hate People 09.03.2020 29:56

Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch’™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- On today's episode of Hard Factor: -Mark gives us an update on the virus that will most likely kill you. Well, maybe. But seriously wash your hand, it's a must. -Wes is 38 today, wish his old ass a happy birthday @HardFactorWes. Also he covers a bar for people that...

Hard Factor 3/6: FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY, Indecent Exposure, Human Baby Shields, Molotov Cocktails, Sunken Treasure, Bath Salts & More 06.03.2020 34:02

Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch’™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- - Florida man uses baby as human shield when stopped by police - Florida man won't stop illegally practicing dentistry from home - Florida man exposes himself in CVS - Florida woman smuggles bath salts into jail - Hard Factor Mark recounts why you should not drive s...

Hard Factor 3/5: Super Thursday Election Update, Coronavirus Lightning Round, Space Mountain, Dumb Scientists, and Olive Garden Drama 05.03.2020 36:08

Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch’™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- On today's episode... - Super Thursday is finally here and Joe Biden's brain should be catching up with his body realizing he's probably about to be the Dem nominee. How did it all go down? What's the future with his rival Bernie Sanders? What the hell was Mike Bloo...

Hard Factor 3/4: WFT Wednesday - Man Injects People With His Semen, Pornstar Hires Hitman To Kill Boyfriend, Man Locks Wife In Bathroom Fearing She Has Coronavirus 04.03.2020 48:00

Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch’™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- - Man locks his wife in the bathroom over fear she might have coronavirus - Mike Huckabee Suggests Trump Could Suck The Coronavirus out of People and folks would still complain - Weed makes you more immune to super bugs - Porn Star Lynn Pleasant sentenced to 10 year...

Hard Factor 3/3: Super Tuesday Rundown, Horny Old Chris Matthews Resigns, Woman Infected with Coronavirus Visits Texas Mall 03.03.2020 27:41

On today’s episode of Hard Factor... SUPER TUESDAY - It’s SUPER TUESDAY! Wes takes us through a state by state breakdown of what to expect. The major news is Mayor Pete and Amy Klobuchar dropped out and both endorsed Uncle Joe Biden. Democratic primary polls will be open in the following states: Vermont, Virginia, North Carolina, Arkansas, Alabama, Maine, Massachusetts, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas,...

Hard Factor 3/2: Pat's Broken Laptop on Delta Flight Gets Global Coverage, Overweight Passengers are Fighting Back Against Tiny Seats, Marijuana DUIs and MORE 02.03.2020 35:14

On today's episode: - Pat is back after the guy in front of him leaned back on his flight to LA last week and destroyed his laptop, with Big Cat's help, it created a viral discussion about seat space and who's right or wrong in this situation - A call to Hard Factor Executive Producer and Director of Football Operations to come back on the pod and talk some politics, one of his favorite subjects -...

Hard Factor 2/28: FMF - Man Offers Free Genitals Show At IHOP, Pastor Promises To Eradicate Coronavirus, Man Denies Sucking Hospital Patient's Toes 28.02.2020 31:55

On today's Florida Man Friday episode... - 42 year old Jorge Torres Jr was allegedly murdered by his girlfriend who convinced him to get in a suitcase that he was never let out of. Sarah Boone claims she and Jorge were playing the craziest game of "hide and seek" we've ever heard of and accidentally passed out while Jorge suffocated. According to the police report cellphone footage showed Boone ta...

Hard Factor 2/27: Coronavirus Spreads To All Continents, Murder and Mystery At The Highest Levels in Britain, Dancing Nazi Parade in Spain, and More 27.02.2020 29:48

Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch’™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- On today's episode.... - The Coronavirus has spread to all continents besides Antarctica, the CDC is warning Americans to stock up "just in case" you get infected or locked down at home by the government... fun stuff. - A murder mystery is unfolding at Boris Johnson...

Hard Factor 2/25: Harvey Weinstein Officially Guilty, Trump Rallies Through India, Young Spielberg Making Adult Films, FAKE NEWS About Weed & More 25.02.2020 31:25

Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch’™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- On today's episode... -Harvey Weinstein has been found guilty on two out of five counts of various sexual assault (and worse) charges in New York, and now faces 5-29 years when he's going to be sentenced in March. And even though Harvey will probably be getting out...

Hard Factor 2/24: Austin Feels The Bern & Hard Factor Mark Attends Rally, The Coronavirus Spreads To Europe, Show Favorite Mad Mike Dies Doing What He Loves, & More 24.02.2020 33:09

On today's show..... The Nevada Caucus is over and Bernie Sanders BODY SLAMMED the competition, winning by a landslide. Biden came in second, though Pete Buttigieg sees some "discrepancies" in the voting charts. Bernie headed to our hometown Austin, Texas where the rally got a little testy as Trump supporters, conspiracy theorists, and Bernie bros clashed, with blood drawn. The whole country is fe...

Hard Factor 2/21: FMF - Snake Orgies, Hidden Jars Of Human Tongues, Sex Offender Hides In Clouds By Climbing Radio Tower 21.02.2020 31:57

Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch’™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- On today's episode it's Florida Man Friday... First up it's a mother fucking snake orgy. Yeah that's right, a snake orgy. The city of Lakeland closed off a section on the bank of a lake after receiving reports that numerous snakes had swarmed the area. It turned out...

Hard Factor 2/20: Pardon Me President Trump!! Aliens Do Exist, Burger King's Moldy Whopper, Drugged Up Vikings, Playing Violin During Brain Surgery, Yang Gang Joins CNN & MORE 20.02.2020 31:10

On today's show we have 7 thrilling news stories and some 99% sure thing winning bets on Predictit - Burger King unveils the worst marketing campaign ever to promote its new Whopper, which is free from harmful preservatives, they are promoting it with a picture of a moldy Whopper, should work out great for them! - Its been found that Vikings used to drink hallucinogenic tea before raping and pilla...

Hard Factor 2/19 - WTFWednesday: Coked Up Pit Bulls, Permanent Erections, Sink Bath in a Wendy's, the Super Bowl of Turkey Calling and MORE 19.02.2020 48:43

Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch’™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- On Today's Episode of Hard Factor... Another Wednesday is here, and that means 100% listener submitted stories that make you ask yourself what the fuck is going on around here?? - Submitted by Hardo Hive: A company in Russia called KrioRus is willing to preserve you...

Hard Factor 2/18: Hoodlums Vandalized Plymouth Rock, One Lawyer Stays on Coronavirus Ship, New Travis Scott Song Written by Artificial Intelligence 18.02.2020 34:14

Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch’™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- On Today's Episode of Hard Factor... -The Coronavirus continues to grow exponentially with 71,000 infected worldwide and 1,775 reported deaths. At least that's according to the Chinese government... so totally accurate and reasonable numbers that we can trust. Among...

Hard Factor 2/17: Coronavirus Still Fucking Up That Cruise Ship, Rush Limbaugh's Homophobic Remarks, Bloomberg's Locker Room Talk & Elon Musk Is Still A Nut 17.02.2020 37:14

Brought to you by: http://PredictIt.org/promo/HardFactor20 - Sign up here and get a free $20 with your first $20 deposit on PredictIt. On today's show.....We look into the campaign of Mike Bloomberg and some sexual locker talk via his quote book, which was released by The Washington Post. We also have a Coronavirus update, specifically what the fuck is going on with that quarantined death trap the...

Hard Factor 2/14: FMF: Man Calls Cops On Drug Dealer He Robbed, Teacher Tries To Get Meth Delivered To School, Man Drives Car Into Trump Booth 14.02.2020 35:03

Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch’™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- - An ice rink manager (see photo) gets caught snapping up-skirt photos on a teenage girl in line at the Chipotle he eats at every day - Man calls the cops on the drug dealer he beat up stabbed and robbed - Teacher tries to have an eight ball of meth delivered to her...

Hard Factor 2/13: China Expert Donnie Does Joins For Coronavirus Update, Soft Corner: Atlanta Fire Chief, Roger Stone Gets Pardon (More or Less) 13.02.2020 37:54

On Today's Episode of Hard Factor: -Donnie Does aka The Wonton Don joins to give us the scoop of how the Coronavirus is effecting mainland China. Donnie was outside of China when the virus broke and is now stuck in NYC for the foreseeable future. -Roger Stone more-or-less-pretty-much-in-so-many-words got a Presidential Pardon this week. Attorney General Bill Barr stepped to reduce Stone's sentence...

Hard Factor 2/12: WTF Wednesday!! A Strippers Bad Fall, Aliens, Cam Girls & Coronavirus, Dad Starts Sex Cult In Daughters Dorm, & Gas Station Porn 12.02.2020 43:32

On today's show....IT'S WHAT THE FUCK WEDNESDAY STORIES, submitted by our listeners, thank you! - Aliens are pinging us with FRBs and Hard Factor Will thinks they are testing us for weakness - A man shoots and kills his neighbor with a crossbow while trying to save him from two dogs who were mauling him - Home remedies for the Coronavirus & The Diamond Princess passengers get free cam girl access...

Hard Factor 2/11: CoronaVirus Has Deadliest Day Yet, Virginia Legalizes Premarital Sex, Bernie & Mayor Pete Battling in New Hampshire, 11.02.2020 34:04

Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch’™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- -The Coronavirus can't be stopped it seems. 103 people died in one day that the diseases center in the Hubei Province of China, and that brings the total deaths to over 1011 in China and 1013 globally, with 42,000 cases of the virus world wide. Honestly, I would rec...

Hard Factor 2/10: Coronavirus Still Blows, USA Takes Back The Guinness World Record For Largest Firework, Oscar Recap, Vexit 10.02.2020 32:15

- Coronavirus update: Shit's still awful and this thing spreads faster than STDs at Arizona State - The USA just took back the Guinness World Record for world's largest firework - Oscar update: They were long and boring - West Virginia is calling for a "Vexit," by stealing hand picked counties from Virginia - An apartment building in Kerala, India had booze running through it's faucets, which is c...

Hard Factor 2/7: FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY!! Monkey Herpes Expert Joins The Show, Bags of Drugs, Taser Breaker Upper, The Geriatric Corner, & The Gators Fight Back Against Pythons 07.02.2020 31:03

Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch’™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- On today's show.....we have an exclusive interview with Dr. Steve Johnson, a tenured professor at the University of Florida in the Dept. of Wildlife Ecology & Conservation. Dr. Johnson joins us to talk about the invasive Rhesus Macaques that are plaguing Silver Spri...

Hard Factor 2/6: Impeachment Acquittal after Odd SOTU, Iowa's a Mess, PETA and Meth-Heads in the SOFT CORNER 06.02.2020 33:37

Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch’™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- On today's episode... - President Trump is acquitted by the Senate in his Impeachment trial, and it may not be the last time we see this during his administration. The guys discuss how it played out after a wild SOTU address the night before, and what the hell Mitt...

Hard Factor 2/5: WTFW - Cult Authors Murder Spouses And Flee To Hawaii, A Couple of Dumb Mayors, Man Steals 17k On First Day Of Work, Lots of Exposed Genitals 05.02.2020 36:45

You the listener submitted the following: - A missing Idaho woman was found in Hawaii and the story involves multiple cults and multiple deaths - There's a violent masturbator is on the loose tune in to find out who it is and where - A man almost dies at McDonalds and it's not from the food or a fight with a patron; a deer trucked him at full sprint in the parking lot - A New Jersey Mayor exposed...

Hard Factor 2/4: Stank On A Plane, Fireflies Are Disappearing, Super Weed Is Here, Eating Ass Could Give You The Coronavirus & Greyhound Buses Still Suck 04.02.2020 32:13

On today's episode....it's a LIGHTNING ROUND of topics including..... - Fireflies will soon be just another thing that was cool that we killed off - Iowa Caucus talk, too close to call at time of recording, but we hope for Mark's sake that Bernie took the win - Some unfortunate souls were traveling via Greyhound Bus, and then they got shot, how bad does it get? - Coronavirus can be spread through...

Hard Factor 2/3: PETA Wants To Ruin Groundhog Day, Disney Characters Brawling, Corona Virus Is Still Scary, Brexit & Impeachment Updates, & BETS 03.02.2020 30:33

Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch'™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- On today's episode.....we have a long awaited Brexit update! The UK has officially left the European Union and we will tell you what that means for the future and what they must accomplish now. Also, Will is fired up about impeachment as the Senate slammed down th...