Hard Factor
Hard Factor
Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480
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Episodes
3/5: China Swabbing Butts, Royal Drama, Myanmar Killings, Stimulus Update, Crossbows, Florida Man & More 05.03.2021 49:05
The 1.9 trillion dollar Covid Relief Bill hit a little bit of a snag yesterday as Republican Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson forced the Senate to read all 628 pages aloud on the Senate floor before the bill is voted on; China has made anal Covid swab tests mandatory for all visitors entering the country; 38 people were shot in more deadly protests in Myanmar, bringing the death toll to well over 50...
3/4: Today Is The Day Q Prophesied, The Boyscouts Are Selling Art To Pay Molestation Victims, and There is Finally and Upside to Being a Fat Smoker 04.03.2021 45:15
- 3:00 - Wes gives us an update on what took so long for the National Guard to be deployed on January 5th to quell the Capitol riots. It’s complicated and seems shady. - 11:15 - Speaking of those National Guard soldiers, they are now getting sick as they have been served completely raw food that even has metal shavings in them from a cheap contractor. - 14:30 - Will gives us a money update which i...
3/3: Texas Declares COVID Over, Woke Pope Francis, Space Hurricanes, and Listener VMs 03.03.2021 57:06
On today’s episode of Hard Factor… Pope Francis encourages people to buy clean energy (but sell stem cells), Texas declares and end to all Covid restrictions as of March 10, Scientists discover Space Hurricanes and Glowing Sharks, Insane car crash near the California/Mexico border leaves several dead, Wisconsin has a giant Sturgeon Caviar Scandal on its hands, Horrible political tattoos, China all...
3/2/21: West Coast Joe & His Nike Scam, Texas Fight Song Cancelled, Space Hotel Expected By 2027 02.03.2021 50:21
New UK Covid variant B.1.1.7 is on the loose , China is ALSO giving Japan anal Covid swabs. Nike executive Ann Hebert resigned after her son West Coast Joe used the company card to flip rare Nikes. Orbital Assembly Corporation is your new preferred space hotel. Ambergris is worth more than gold. China is filing a human rights violation report against the United States. The University of Texas Long...
3/1: Mulletfest, Myanmar Massacre, Mom’s on OnlyFans 01.03.2021 46:35
On today’s episode… Governor Cuomo 2nd Accuser, Roger Clinton’s Back, Myanmar Coup Turns Deadly as Police Shoot Protestors, Stimulus Checks and Stimulus Package Passes House Onto Senate, Which COVID Vaccine is the Best...not Johnson & Johnsons, Hot OnlyFans Mom Mrs. Poindexter is Harassed by Jealous Moms in Sacramento, Lady Gaga’s Dogs Have Been Returned, Cock Fighting Rooster Kills Owner, Woman i...
2/26: Hunter Biden Cheated on His Dead Brother's Wife, Lady Gaga Dog Robbery Tape 26.02.2021 56:15
On Today’s Episode of Hard Factor… [4:00] Wes breaks down Hunter Biden’s prolific sexual exploits which include banging his dead brothers wife only to cheat on her shortly before impregnating a stripper. [13:20] Someone robbed Lady Gaga’s dog walker at gunpoint and dog napped two of her three French Bulldogs, we listen to the tape of the robbery. [18:40] You’ll never believe how many people have d...
2/25: Kids Still in Cages, Cuomo and Ravnsborg Exposed, GameStop Surging, and Armed Robots 25.02.2021 48:55
On today's Hard Factor.. President Joe Biden re-opens the cages for kids at the Texas Border, Robots mounted with Paintball Guns at Art Gallery, Coke regionally trains their employees to be “less white”, Andrew Cuomo (Gov-NY) and Jason Ravnsbourg (AG-SD) are both in deep shit after getting caught AGAIN, Space Corner: Mars Pics, Solar Energy Satellites, and UFO sightings, 6 legged dog in Oklahoma,...
2/24: Bare Butt Bit By Bear, Tiger’s Crash, “Elite” Rollerblading Police Force 24.02.2021 48:18
On Today’s Episode of Hard Factor… [6:15] Pat talks about how AI has been shutting down all youtube chess channels like popular Croatian chess player 'Agadmator’for racism. They were picking up the words ‘white’ ‘black’ and ‘attack’ and thinking uh oh. [14:20] Mark takes us through the social day that some major political players had yesterday like Trump who used a surrogate, Biden who was asked t...
2/23: We Put A Car On Mars, El Chapo’s Lady In Jail 23.02.2021 51:06
On Today’s Episode of Hard Factor… [3:28] Will almost blows the left side of his brain while recanting us of the footage of the Mars Perseverance lander setting down on the red planet. [10:15] In the least surprising arrest of the year El Chapo’s beauty queen wife is taken into custody at Dulles International Airport [15:12] Wes breaks down the latest Gender Reveal Party death [23:00] Mark reads t...
2/22: No Meat In France, No Beating Your Meat In Germany, Texas Sized Bills, Cocaine In Cereal 22.02.2021 46:49
On today’s episode of Hard Factor… - [4:50] Will gets us started with a jet setting tour across the United States with all the political and big news updates from the weekend with stops in California, New York, Texas, and Florida amongst others. He then puts on the outback hat and sneaks in a down unda story from Australia where the entire country has been Zucked on Facebook. - [14:29] With the...
2/19: Ted Cruz in Cancun, Blue Dogs in Russia, Florida Shenanigans, and South Dakota Stays Above the Law 19.02.2021 45:49
On today’s episode of Hard Factor… - [5:30] Mark gives an full account of the Texas freeze, and the Ted Cruz Cancun vacation saga, from getting on the plane, getting caught, getting shit for it, and immediately cancelling the trip to come home, it’s been a roller coaster ride for the Senator sporting a fresh mullet - [17:20] Pat tells us all about dogs in Russia that have had their fur turned brig...
2/18: Texas Mayor Responds to Storm “Only the strong will survive”, Psycho Stalker Leaves Rabbit Heads on Crush’s Car 18.02.2021 45:34
On Today’s Episode of Hard Factor…. 3:43 - Pat takes us on a journey through blacked out Texas and their shitty leaders show can’t seem to get the power back on - including a legendary and career ending rant from Colorado City Mayor Tim Boyd. 18:20 - Will tells us about a psycho New Hampshire man who let a local woman know he was into her by leaving an assortment of dead rabbit heads on her car. 2...
2/17: Bill Gates Wants Your Beef, Is Trump Running Again, Russia Searching For Weapons In Prehistoric Beasts, & The Newest TikTok Craze 17.02.2021 45:19
On today’s Hard Factor…. - [03:45] Will fills us in on the divide within the Republican party over Trump’s future roll and shares some harsh words Trump tossed towards Cocaine Mitch. - [11:30] Pat tells us about a 50,000 year old prehistoric beast that Russia has unearthed in the hopes of finding the next great biological weapon. - [18:35] Wells tells us about a UK man who got off a murder charge...
2/16: Brazil Approves More Guns, Texas Snow Storm, Race to Mars, 12 Year-Old Saves Grandma & Deadly Snakes 16.02.2021 45:43
On today’s Show…. - [05:55] Jair Bolsonaro is expanding gun ownership in Brazil. Effective immediately, he is allowing an increase in the number of firearms and the amount of ammunition citizens can legally buy and is making such weapons easier to acquire. He is stripping back federal police and army oversight of gun ownership. Should end well for Brazil. - [14:05] Will tells us about an African A...
2/15: Trump Acquitted, Cuomo Covered Up Covid Nursing Home Data, Detroit Police Search for Man Serially Pooping in Unlocked Cars 15.02.2021 44:55
On Today’s Episode of Hard Factor… [7:10] - An aide for New York Governor never heard the phrase “snitches get stitches” as caused Andrew Cuomo to (probably) blow a nipple ring after admitting that the governor’s office lied about Covid-19 nursing home deaths because they didn’t want to look bad. [12:30] - Former President Trump was acquitted in his Senate impeachment trial over the weekend with ...
2/12: Wallen Apologizes Again, Pigs Playing Video Games, Vagina Scented Face Masks 12.02.2021 49:31
On today’s episode of Hard Factor - (6:02) - Guess what scientists have done it again, spending money on a VERY important study. That study being, can pigs play video games with their snouts. The answer is yes but they aren’t great at it. - (12:32) - If you are the type of person that likes to sniff dirty undies, you’re in luck as Sniffr has a whole slew of talented women adding some odor to not j...
2/11: Biden’s List of Headaches, Impeachment Trial Shenanigans, The Boss Gets a DUI, and Aunt Jemima Gets Fired 11.02.2021 48:40
On today’s episode of Hard Factor {5:20} - Will kicks things off with another Malarky Minute, covering Biden’s various headaches including his brother Frank profiting off the family name, what his admin plans to do in China besides cancelling the TikTok/Oracle sale, slower than expected Covid recovery…. And one good thing for JoeZilla, the Trump Twitter ban is confirmed to be permanent. {13:50}...
2/10: WTF Wednesday - Boomer Lawyer Gets Cat Filter Stuck During Zoom Hearing, Hacked Sex Robots Could Be Used To Kill, 79 Year Old Man Keeps Grudge With Neighbor Well After Death 10.02.2021 48:37
On Today’s Episode of Hard Factor…. [3:10] Pat breaks down the first day of Trump’s (2nd)impeachment trial wich ended with pretty much everyone agreeing that Trump’s legal team has absolutely no idea what they are doing. [8:30] Wes takes us to a Montessori charter school in Utah that had their plans to allow students to opt out of learning about African American history during this Black History M...
2/9: Masturbating Teacher, Impeachment 2.0, 3D Printed Houses, Baby Shower Gone Wrong, Kid Swallows Too Many Magnets & More 09.02.2021 41:31
On today’s show [04:50] Wes tells us what to expect in the second impeachment of former President Donald Trump. What will the rules be and what Trump’s legal team is leaning on to get him acquitted. [09:10] Will tell us about some interesting incentives that Nevada Governor Steve Sisolak wants to give tech companies if they move their businesses to Nevada, including allowing companies to setup a b...
2/8: Super Bowl Hangover, Death in the Snow, Global Tales of Woe 08.02.2021 43:23
On today’s Hard Factor… -2:30 - Will takes us through a lightning round of Political headlines including the latest on the Biden admin, MyPillow vs. David Hogg, NYC Mayor Candidate proud of horrific sketch of Ronal Reagan, MTG has a lot of… free time… on her hands, internet blackout in Myanmar, and Weed Shortage in Jamaica -11:00 - Wes tells us about the troubling suspected DUI of Andy Reid’s so...
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2/5: MTG Booted from Committees, Riot Goer Busted by Work Jacket, and 23 Pounds of Meth in a Backpack 05.02.2021 57:13
On today’s Hard Factor - 03:00 - Mark rounds up the latest political topics, including, Marjorie Taylor Greene getting voted out of all committee jobs by a vote of 230-199, Biden considers mailing people masks, Trump is having people tweet for him while Matt Gaetz lays it all on the line for the Donald, Again. Rudy is also in a legal barnburner with the Lincoln Project in a battle many hope they a...
2/4: Kids Back in Cages, Bezos Still a Weirdo, Panty Theft Addiction, and Macho Men Gone Wrong 04.02.2021 46:04
On today’s Hard Factor - 04:25 - Will does a Political Lightning round of headlines including the Q Shaman getting organic food in jail, new “overflow facilities for children” at the border, AOC not in the Capitol during the riot, Lin Wood is being investigated for… voter fraud, John Kerry take a PJ to celebrate climate leadership, Greta Thunberg accidentally posts an ad read order, and stimulus u...
2/3: Hollywood Sign Gets A Sexy Makeover, Goats In Zoom Meetings, Navalny Goes To Prison, Faking Death & More 03.02.2021 45:09
On today’s Hard Factor - 03:00 - Mark tells us about some mischievous do gooders who changed the Hollywood sign to a much sexier name all in the hopes of raising awareness for Breast Cancer, but the nerds at the Hollywood Sign Commission, who look over the sign, were not entertained. - 10:00 - Wes takes us to hunt for some more treasure, this time one lucky SOB finds a gold figurine once belonging...
2/2: Full On Coup in Myanmar, Elon Musk Implanted a Chip In a Monkey’s Brain, Lawyer Bangs Client On Public Zoom Call 02.02.2021 45:23
On today's episode -Citizens of Myanmar woke up on Monday to an announcement from the military-owned television station that the top army commander was in charge and a one-year state of emergency had been declared, also sorry. The military claims that Aung San’s landslide election victory in November was no good so they’re running the show for a year… but not to worry because it’s just for one yea...
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