Happy Pizza Wonder Time ( HPWT )

Today Zadok, Jazzo and I impale you with a batarang of edutainment with; The new Batman movie review, Batman rankings, Batman villains, what villains we would be, Ezra Miller, Kiss from a Rose, a Wonder Woman revelation, what if Bruce Wayne was poor, Zadok/ Batman's origins and more!

Hey, whoa watch it pal you stepped all ova my edutainment ova hea; Luke Bryan got an episode of the podcast removed, the Johnny Depp trial and his very late 90's friends, Sonic the Hedgehog, Idris Elba sold weed, vintage Public Service Announcements, That's right, the world's most sophisticated show is back

On today's Microdose I help you OD with this speedball of edutainment; Will Smith's punishment for slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars that involves Jerry Seinfeld, Mark Normand and Joe List, Will Smith's kink, Chris Rock's response and people that would've been funny to see Will slap.

Today Jazzo & I give you penicillin for this very spreadable case of edutainment; Sam Elliott hates Power of the Dog, Robert Pattinson used to live with Andrew Garfield, Eddie Redmayne, Jamie Dornan & Charlie Cox, Tony Soprano, JazO weighs her bozangas, psycho kids and Migos join us.

Dolocast today as I feed you a creampie of edutainment with; my crumbling mental health, proper bathroom etiquette, the invention of glory holes, a Finnish skiier freezes his penis & I tell the story of a doomed prostitute I lived with. e-mail the show: happypizzawondertime@gmail.com

On today's solo Microdose I begrudgingly edutain you with; Super Bowl fallout(UGH), Dr. Dre's BJ token, genitals as prizes & weapons & drugs, an adult film actor kills a guy and I tell a really stupid ecstasy story.

Jazzo ( and Jazzo's cough) are back & we edutain you with; the Winter Olympics suck, Valentine's Day, we reveal our embarassing secret relationship language, blood doping, stuffed animals and we make a HUGE bet on the Super Bowl

On today's microdose I sell you a brick of pure, uncut, Colombian edutainment with; Jack Harlow looks like the Burger King, Spiderman scores $mack from Fezco on euphoria, my favorite movie soundtracks

Today is a solo cholo cast, so I jab you in the ribs with a sharpened brush handle of edutainment with: Joe Rogan, Neil Young leaves Spotify, Kanye vs Pete Davidson, a whole Lotta rapper's c*m news featuring Drake's spicy load, who has the biggest Wang in Spider-Man, NFL playoffs, is Tom Brady retired?, & I face the FBI.

I'm back today in dinner for one mode & I squeeze a lemon of edutainment in your eyes with; Kyle Rittenhouse responds to LeBron James, Spotify Wrapped, Money Heist ( La Casa de Papel ), Frank Sinatra and "adult films". email the show - happypizzawondertime@gmail.com 

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Hey you stupid baby, stop crying about your ex and listen to us edutain you with; Hot Cheetos have disappeared, we run down a list of cartoons Jazzo would bang, what scary thing we would try if there was a diet version of it and we reveal what's really at the bottom of the ocean. Seriously, dry your eyes, they don't love you anymore.

In this segment; Doug, Dave, Josh & Roman discuss the U.S. military making machine gun robodogs and the next logical extension of that (a dystopian Jim Henson infantry). 

Jazzo is back from exile and we help you boof some edutainment with; I'm fired up about Astro World, Travis Scott, Bill Burr, A$AP Rocky, a new kind of vagina and more

Today I put you in some cement shoes of edutainment with; the true origins of Dia de los muertos, the ghost of Selena, La Bamba, I make you John Travolta, I am Cake Beckinsale & I recap my Halloween betrayal at The Frightmare Compound.

I'm a sad clown today but I talk Jim Morrison, sad songs, clowns including; Pennywise, the Jokers, Ronald McDonald and more. Idk whatever. Continue to e-mail this stupid show happypizzawondertime@gmail.com

On today's Microdose Jazzo and I lure you into the forrest and catch you in a bear trap of edutainment with; the new season of You, Joe Goldberg likes trashy broads, I break it to Jazzo that I'm a werewolf and I explain the plot of The Shining

Today Jazzo and I throw you in a brick oven of edutainment and set temp to 450 and bake you with; it took us 40 eps to talk about pizza some reason and we cover all bases, Colonel Sanders becomes Carnal Sanders, worst and best pizzas, pineapple on pizza, Lasagna's secret affair with pizza, Pizza Hut's abolished Book It program and more

Solo mission today as you and I fall asleep with cigarettes in our mouths and wake up to this house fire of edutainment; Alec Baldwin killed a gal and here's what Donald Trump has to say about it, movies Chris Farley could have been in, new friend of the show Cold Gunn and a modern take on The Big Lebowski

On today's Microdose Jazzo and I watch you run into a cliff side painted tunnel of edutainment with; broke meals, dog breeding, mixing up seahorses and shrimp and our really really good friends break donw how to steal from Walmart and Target

In this Microdose Smooth Jazz and I stuff you to the gills with this meatloaf of edutainment; we talk about Halloween Kills, Michael Myers nickname, nude murderers and we give voices to silent slashers

On today's micro-penis-dose Jazzo and I throw you off a cliff into some jagged rocks of edutainment with; Brian Laundrie's remains have been found, Alec Baldwin shoots a couple of people, Patrick Swayze, the ghost of Sam Elliott joins us and Jazzo poops.

On today's Microdose Jazzo and I throw a plastic bag of edutainment over your head with; vampire movies, vampie music, Corey Feldman ( how he might somehow be my favorite actor and him being tortured by Marilyn Manson, worst vampires, Jazzo bleeds and chupacabras.

Back on Indigenous Peoples' Day with a King Size ep and it's a King Size story, holy f***. Angela Morel joins me to edutain you with; Iron Jacket ( Teypohs'weepehl ) takes Angela and everybody else on a crazy ride into his bizarre cult masquerading as spiritual guidance, bartender life, Golden Girls, Grace & Frankie, Harry Potter and the Sorting Hat's dirty little secret. This one is wild, tun...

Today just you and I sit on a rocking chair on a nice Southern porch and feel the gentle breeze of edutainment with; I review The Rock's new song with Tech N9ne, Denzel Washington is a juggalo, Shawn Michaels' theme song, I make up creepypasta tales about King of the Hill, The Beatles, SpongeBob and Seinfeld.