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I've never played RuneScape before and I decided it's finally time to dive in with the simple goal of finishing one quest, how hard could that be?

This is it, we've traversed hell and found most of our ancestor spirits and we're finally ready to face the last warden and find our devilish brother who cut out our heart and stole our fiance! I don't really remember what all I talked about in this one either except that there's only two kinds of people in this world, people who like circus peanuts and people who's opinions don't matter but boy w...

We ventured into limbo, which isn't the last level apparently, before coming face to face with the third warden, Purity, who's a weird big acid lady that splits into two. I think we're approaching the end!

The spirits of the dead forest are disturbed by our presence and go on a rampage while we're just, ya know, just passing through so they're a little dramatic. There's also disembodied crow wings that I use as a paraglider, I get my first game over and I talk about world of warcraft I think, I don't remember, I recorded the last several episodes in bulk and my memory has constantly failed me. Enjoy...

I don't really like comic books or superheroes so naturally I spent over an hour ranking the top 50 superheroes of all time in a tier list. (Thanks to the Rolling Stones article) If you're a Marvel or DC fan be prepared to get super mad because I'm comic book illiterate and my opinions are weird but I stand by them. So get cozy and listen to me rant about various heroes, both popular and obscure a...

We stan the original Dead Island round these parts so I kind of excited about the sequel but, like a lot of recent games, suffers from one of the worst inflections in modern media, the influence of Marvel movies and their inability to be taken serious and their weird pardy style one liners. But the game isn't all bad. In way more important news we got an announcement of an Iron Lung movie, I talk...

The description of this episode is that scene from SpongeBob where Patrick wakes up screaming spiders and slams his entire house onto a sleeping SpongeBob. I also talk about the awfulness that is RIPD and steam games and we have our normal Twitter dive. Oh also we're still platforming our way through the underworld with a hole in our chest blasting magic.

Wildfrost is a new deck building roguelike game that came out a few days ago and luckily they also dropped a demo! The art style is like if Adventure Time met Inscryption and it's gorgeous and I love it. Let's dive in and do a run and of course not horribly fail.

Akuji finds himself in a decrepit cemetery named Discord, along with a literal death tournament and deadly puzzles galore and we also dive into more trending Twitter stuff.

Akuji's family drama journey through hell continues as we purge more of his ancestors souls and fight the first boss! I don't remember at all what I talked about in episode besides Mortal Kombat so it's just a surprise.

I was floored by an unlocked memory from my childhood after seeing the cover of Akuji The Heartless so I had to play it to see if it'd unlock anymore! Akuji is a hard name to remember but the game is kind of impressive and the story has me in a stranglehold. Akuji is a voodoo warrior boy who's fam is apparently evil. So evil in fact, his own brother killed him at his wedding, cut out his heart and...

I had a lot of topics on my mind that I wanted to talk about so I talked about them, including Diablo 4 and general mobile gaming, the new cute fishing eldritch horror game Dredge, being evil in Stardew Valley, cool extra modes in games, my obsession with Digimon World and I somehow end up playing Morrowind. Today was a good day.

This was a weird episode that started as just me talking about some new games I got and ones I passed on, like Viva Pinata and Sid Meier's Pirates and that devolved into playing a baseball game from 1998 and then one from 2005, Digimon World, talking about mental health and gender identities and also Monster Hunter 4 and breaking down every John Wick movie. Buckle up for this long scatterbrained e...

With the 3DS eShop closing down I wanted to take a look back at my time with my little two screen buddy and share some stories and go over some of my favorite games and, most importantly, download and play a bunch of demos of games I never got to play! Those are a surprise, though but I will say one has zombies and the GF jumped in to play one demo with me, there's some trains and tiny little colo...

I've had Metroid fever lately and I thought of a fun little mini series I'd do. Cash in on my 7 day free trial of Nintendo Online, try to finish Metroid 2 blind in a week and surely fail but have a lot of fun. I sat down, pressed record and apparently I don't actually have a free trial so I decided to just play A Robot Named Fight and the original Metroid.

I love Kerbal Space Program despite being a little dumb, but surely that won't result in the untimely deaths of many astronauts and thousands of government funding flushed down the drain, right? Let's go to space! And talk about Metroid and Warzone and probably other things that I'm forgetting because I waited a whole 6 hours to write this description after recording, god forbid my memory doesn't...

I forgot The Elder Scrolls Blades existed and, being I'm a huge fan of the series, I finally decided to try it out and it was a very conflicting experience.

What if along with nazis in World War 2 there were werewolves and possibly vampires and zombies but also life is an anime, that's Operation Darkness and I adore it. I'm going to play the Xbox 360 demo of it that I've never once beaten and see what happens to celebrate making 100 podcast episodes! I also learned turned based tactical strategy games are maybe the worst genre to do an audio only let'...

In the 99th episode of this podcast I finally finished FF2 in all its glory and it was a ride, let's discuss it and go over the last few bits and pieces and my final thoughts before divulging into Sonic 06 and 8 hour long Yu-Gi-Oh game speedruns and plans for the 100th episode special!

I wanted to talk at length about a game that's slowly creeping its way into my top 10, Virtua Racing. Specifically the Switch version. I also wanted to do an audio only let's play of it since a racing game would make for a HORRIBLE AOLP and thats funny so let's do a race on each course including a Grand Prix on Bay Bridge with the worst commentary you can imagine. But I also tease the next big LP,...

The plot absolutely thickens as a succubus tries seducing me, the princess gets captured again or we never saved her I'm not sure. We come face to face with a dark magician pirate lady and discover the land of the dragoons and at some point there's an evil doppelganger. We also go to assist Minwu with finding the ultimate magic tome and we get swallow whole by a sea monster. This story is amazing.

Baten Kaitos 1&2 Remastered was announced for switch and my excitement could not be contained so I had to gush about it all and share my personal story why the game is so important to me. I hope you enjoy!

After I finished watching a let's play of FF15 I had the itch so I decided to give FF2 another try and my god am I glad I did because I think I'm in love so here's me gushing about it for 40 minutes and going over the plot and the characters and the grind. Plus I might talk a little bit about an endless AI generated episode of Seinfeld and Virua Racing.

Severance: Blade of Darkness is an action-adventure game developed by Rebel Act Studios and originally published by Codemasters in 2001. It's best summed up as if Dark Souls had a baby with Tomb Raider and that baby popped out doing a shoryuken. But that doesn't really matter because I only talk about it for, like, 15 minutes before diverging into rambling madness. Like my decisiveness on what to...

Ghost stories and tragic love, this adventure across Skyim has it all. Including a simple job delivering a love potion that devolves in becoming lost in the literal twilight zone while I go on and on about Pokemon.