Hapless Heroes

Leisure EN ↓ 458 episodes

A D&D 5th edition podcast featuring rotating DMs, homebrewed campaigns, and some rather unlucky players. New episodes released weekly!

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Hapless Heroes

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S2E106 - Tears of the Cradle - Part 12 05.01.2026 1:09:07

Happy New Year! We return to our party as a pair of unidentified ships attempt to intercept them as they try to leave the Pittance system... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

S2E105 - Tears of the Cradle - Part 11 15.12.2025 1:05:33

Let them...cook? Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

S2E104 - Tears of the Cradle - Part 10 08.12.2025 1:05:50

The episode that will henceforth be referred to as containing "the flute incident"... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

S2E103 - Tears of the Cradle - Part 9 01.12.2025 1:03:18

Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

S2E102 - Tears of the Cradle - Part 8 24.11.2025 1:06:11

Brew emerges from his meditation and the rest of the party begin negotiations with their new...guests. Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

S2E101 - Tears of the Cradle - Part 7 17.11.2025 1:10:19

Cargo acquired, but one of these things is not like the other... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

S2E100 - Tears of the Cradle - Part 6 10.11.2025 1:00:24

A roadside encounter and a star with a nasty cough add more peril to our party's journey... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

S2E99 - Tears of the Cradle - Part 5 03.11.2025 1:02:36

Things get a bit foggy this week as our heroes battle pollution and other unknown dangers... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

S2E98 - Tears of the Cradle - Part 4 27.10.2025 1:15:27

Gotta take pollution down to zero, this week! Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

S2E97 - Tears of the Cradle - Part 3 20.10.2025 1:06:12

An obstacle blocks the road to the prison complex on ROI-2235 and our heroes attempt to clear a path... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

S2E96 - Tears of the Cradle - Part 2 13.10.2025 49:45

First impressions were never our strong suit... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

S2E95 - Tears of the Cradle - Part 1 06.10.2025 1:18:41

The mission begins as the party arrives in the Pittance system within AstralTech's space... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

S2E94 - Nanobots In Disguise - Part 2 29.09.2025 1:06:33

A lone bot threatens Choom and the gang steps in to save their pilot... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

S2E93 - Nanobots In Disguise - Part 1 22.09.2025 1:05:31

An encounter in the Astral Sea is more than meets the eye... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

S2E92 - 2 Astrid Too Furious 15.09.2025 1:05:34

As the crew of the SS Astrid Too make their journey towards AstralTech space, they are interrupted by an encounter with a familiar entity... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

S2E91 - Some Strings Attached 08.09.2025 1:12:57

As Lou assumes the HHDM mantle for the first time, the party learns that nothing good ever truly comes for free... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

S2E90 - Dinner With Death Dissolves All Debts 01.09.2025 1:06:05

Our dinner date with Death gets more interesting as Choom attempts to negotiate with the wealthiest being in the universe... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

S2E89 - Never Meet Your "Heroes" 25.08.2025 1:12:16

The dust settles and the gang gets ready for a fancy dinner...and some answers. Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

S2E88 - The Grand Ball Terminale - Part 8 18.08.2025 56:17

The gang hopes for some divine intervention in their battle against the monstrous Margravene... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

S2E87 - The Grand Ball Terminale - Part 7 11.08.2025 1:02:22

One big obstacle remains between the party and their (hopeful) salvation... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

Lore Square: The Shape of Gobblini 04.08.2025 1:09:25

In this FREE bonus episode, our Four Corners (Francesco, Lou, Nicole, and Sebastian) look upon the recently created Gobblini species and build out their traits and lore in real time. This series will be continuing for patrons only on our Patreon bonus content feed which you can find by going to our linktree, where you will also find a link to our Discord server to discuss this episode and many mor...

S2E86 - The Grand Ball Terminale - Part 6 28.07.2025 1:07:02

Things get fast AND furious in this action packed chase scene! Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

S2E85 - The Grand Ball Terminale - Part 5 21.07.2025 1:09:00

The party attempts to save Choom from himself and make a grand escape... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

S2E84 - The Gabbiani Gobblini - Part Tuah 14.07.2025 1:20:34

The Gobblini attempt to scare off a pair of thieves trying to break into the SS Astrid... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes

S2E83 - The Gabbiani Gobblini - Part 1 07.07.2025 1:10:09

There is another story brewing aboard The Gabbiani while the main gang makes their escape from the Grand Terminale Ball... Follow us on the internet and join our Discord community! Links can be found on our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/haplessheroes