Hapless Heroes

This week, the gang continues their delve into the catacombs that house the Portent of Unbridled Light. A terrifying encounter stands in their way and Hobblet finally has success with a door.   As always, big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and beyond!  Thank you all for listening! We're now on Discord! Join us...

This week, the gang delves deeper into the catacombs in search of the Portent of Unbridled Light. Mort has an emotional crisis and Hobblet tries to figure out how to open doors... As always, big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and beyond!  Thank you all for listening! We're now on Discord! Join us at  https://d...

The gang delves their first dungeon in the hazardous Crucible Lands and our beloved guest, Hedric, delivers an epic monologue. We'd like to thank our special guests, Phil and Jamee, for joining us this week and last. Also, a BIG thank you to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and beyond!  Thank you all for listening! We're...

Picking right back up from a nail-biting cliffhanger, our heroes quickly learn just how grim the situation they face is and that, for better or worse, they may be the Southern Kingdoms' only hope.  We'd like to thank our special guests, Phil and Jamee, for joining us this week and as always, a BIG thank you to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences...

Starting the day off with some delicious brunch, our heroes plot their next move. However, as their plan comes to fruition, they are interrupted by something most grim... As always, big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and beyond!  Thank you all for listening! We're now on Discord! Join us at  https://discord.gg...

This week, our heroes attempt to track down the owners of the next scrying gem they have been looking for. The search takes a hilarious turn and mischief begets more mischief... As always, big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and beyond!  Thank you all for listening! We're now on Discord! Join us at  https://dis...

The gang decides to make their way north to Lastwall in search of another gem. Mort remembers he is immune to intoxication and uses this to his advantage... As always, big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and beyond!  Thank you all for listening! We're now on Discord! Join us at  https://discord.gg/EuwNdbU ! You...

This is it! The gang finds out who the REAL big bad is in this hilarious but extremely tense finale of our Full Play story arc. Will the party survive to see another day? As always, big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and beyond!  Thank you all for listening! We're now on Discord! Join us at  https://discord.gg...

Francesco returns to the DM seat and the party finally heads home after a lengthy outing. While they get settled back in, a very powerful visitor decides to stop by and serve up some humble pie. As always, big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and beyond!  Thank you all for listening! We're now on Discord! Join u...

We open back to our full play heroes and the building in which they have taken shelter in the city of Bana. They make some gruesome discoveries and their environment just gets creepier and creepier as time goes on. When they finally feel like they may have found what they are looking for, another twist leaves them scratching their heads. As always, big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the fol...

After a difficult battle that left the party battered but not broken, our heroes are finally rewarded for all of their hard work. However, they must still answer for the sins of their past and some party members are more reluctant than others to repent when they cross paths with an old friend... As always, big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and...

The fully play gang presses on through the sewers beneath Bana in an effort to gain entry into the sealed off city. A passageway that looks to be their ticket out proves to be more difficult terrain than they bargained for. As always, big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!  Thank you all...

The showdown with Borzon the Black Drake begins! Which side with ultimately claim victory?? As always, big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!  Thank you all for listening! We're now on Discord! Join us at  https://discord.gg/EuwNdbU ! You also can write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or dro...

The full play gang is back again! It's time for the mayor of Tarantis to answer for his crimes. The gang ventures to Bana and quickly fincs out just how dangerous their quest really is... As always, big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!  Thank you all for listening! We're now on Discord!...

The "Megaplan" comes together and the "gang" attempts to spring an "ambush" against a Borzon and his "lackeys". Will the come out on "top?" As always, big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!  Thank you all for listening! We're now on Discord! Join us at  https://discord.gg/EuwNdbU ! You al...

  The full play gang reconvenes in the parking lot of the local library to procure some information. Sidious has a personal moment outside and the gang eventually gets some help from some familiar faces after their shenanigans put them farther off-track. Hey! We're now on Discord! Join us at  https://discord.gg/EuwNdbU  ! As always, big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebard...

After their encounter with the wyvern, the gang makes their way to the village they we're hired to protect. Hobblet is found in a compromising position and the party drafts a complex plan to defend the town against an imminent attack. As always, big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!  Tha...

The Full Play Arc party is back! We pick back up armed with new information and a wounded Sidious. The gang tries to figure out their next move and decide to 'acquire' a new toy. As always, big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!  Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHe...

The gang delves deeper into the forest and meets some of the local populace. Some disputes are settled and Kwin receives an interesting proposition which he can't wait to share with the group...and all townspeople within earshot. As always, big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!  Thank yo...

The party sets off into the forest in search of the next mysterious scrying gem. Mort tries desperately to gain the trust and affection of the group. As always, big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!  Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at...

The gang heads back to the mainland and has some trouble making a decision on where to go next. Realizing they need to dock in Highrock, they make preparations to disguise themselves from the local populace... As always, big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!  Thank you all for listening!...

The gang reunites and figures out where to go next. While preparing to depart Tamash Ahir, they run into an old friend... As always, big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!  Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You...

Another bonus episode! This time, we check in and see what Felix and Kwin have been up to while the party has been off taking part in Igor's Challenge. Our hapless duo encounter some very strange folks during their effort to finally get rid of this strange gem that Kwin has been holding onto since the heist in Tarantis. As always, big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards...

Roll initiative! The gang fights the impostor Igor and attempts to recover their lost items. Chaos ensues and Hobblet devises a plan to extract some information from their mysterious foe. As always, big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!  Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @...

We're back from our holiday break! Today, the gang tries to uncover the truth behind Igor's challenge and recover what was stolen from them.  As always, big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!  Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessh...