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#108 - What's that delicious aroma wafting from the kitchen? It's rum ham! But what would rum ham be without the friends you hate most and a slew of celebrity guests!   Category: Other

#107 - Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone.  Sit back and relax as we discuss the winter wonderland classic, Jonn Carpenter's "The Thing"  Kurt Russell, Keith David, Wilford Brimley and company star in this 80's suspenseful horror classic about an alien that can transform into anyone or anything. As usual, we talk about our favorite scenes and moments from the movie.  We then do our final...

#106 - On this episode we talk about the ideal Christmas family gathering in the form of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. We also discuss decorating the house for the holidays, reminisce about waiting for Santa to get in gear, and give our top five favorite names from the Star Wars universe. Enjoy!   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-7, Alex-6, Scott-6

#105 - In this bank episode we discuss Broken Lizard's "Club Dread"  A spoof, horror movie, with some genuine scares as well.  Coconut Pete provides an awesome sound track and the guys provide the laughs.  We also talk more Star Wars talk as well as discuss Disney's new upcoming lineup and release dates.   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-5, Alex-6, Scott-5

#104 - What's Thanksgiving without a slice of warm pie at the end of dinner? This week the gang reminisces about the 1999 teenage sex romp "American Pie". They also try and decide what's grosser: Drinking beer full of semen, scarfing down a turd, eating doughnuts full of dog spunk, or a little blood on your pants.   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-5, Alex-5, Scott-5

#103-This week we discuss The WB's "Arrow"  We hope you like "beef", hot girls, and some super hero action because that is what this show is.  Corny most of the time, but some of us still like it.  The focus is on the first 2 seasons, but a spoiler or two from other other seasons may have slipped so you have been warned.  This week's Star Wars list is "Top 5 moments from the prequels"  It's rough,...

#102 - This time around we talk about the unheralded Dolph Lundgren and Brandon Lee early 90's cop actioner with a misguided Japanese flavor, Showdown in Little Tokyo. We also discuss how no one is a detective in real life, go over our favorite Star Wars vehicles, and talk way too much about Hawaii 5-0. Enjoy!   Category: Movies

#101-We kick off Turkey Month with everyone's favorite super family! The gang learns some harsh sobering truths about the Power Rangers, Macho Man, and themselves. We also run down our Top 5 Non-lightsaber Star Wars weapons. Enjoy!   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-5, Alex-6, Scott-6

#100 - In this special episode we invited all of our most prolific guests onto the show to discuss our favorite episodes of the podcast and talk some movie trivia. We also go through our best impressions, random celebrity encounters, and what would happen if the Archer and his colleagues were in Game of Thrones. Thank you to everyone who has contributed to the show and to anyone who has listened....

#99 - Not since the Wicked Witch of the West has a villain been so frightening and defeated so terribly.  That's right, we are talking about M. Night Shyamalan's "Signs"  We all enjoyed this move this first time we saw it, but the ending really ruins it.  We also talk about our favorite side characters from the Star Wars saga.  Enjoy everyt    Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-6, Alex-4, Scott-4

#98 - We keep the horror movie theme going this week with a movie that while not really that scary is brilliant, Mel Brook's all time classic Young Frankenstein. We also discuss how kids now don't know what black and white television is, go over our favorite Universal monsters, and we each give our top 5 favorite lines from Star Wars. Enjoy!   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-5, Alex-6, Scott-7

#97 - Happy Spooktober everyone! We kick it off with all time cult classic Evild Dead 2. We discuss the rest of the Evil Dead sequels/re-makes/do-overs, the pros and cons of tree rape, and hold on tight for another Star Wars top 5 list on our count down to The Force Awakens.   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-5, Alex-6, Scott-5

#96 - Welcome to world of no feelings, no art, lots of drugs, and extreme pistol whipping.  That's right, we are discussing Equilibrium starring Christian Bale, Sean Bean and Robert the Bruce.  We really enjoy this movie and listen to us gush about Gun Kata, face splitting, puppy loving and more.  Also, Sean Bean dies..Spoiler Alert.  At the end of the episode we start our countdown to Star Wars:...

#95 - In this episode we take a trip into the seedy underbelly of idyllic British towns with ultra action buddy-cop Edgar Wright offering, Hot Fuzz. We also discuss what Haley Joel Osment has been up to, the dangers of combining copious amounts of alcohol and golf, and the upcoming sure-to-be-great Mr. Show reunion. Enjoy!   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-5, Alex-6, Scott-7

#94- The gang takes a trip down under...WATER, in this episode. Listen as the gang contemplates the feelings of fish, top Hollywood earners, and Scott's continuing nausea.   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-5, Alex-5, Scott-4

#93 - In this episode we talk about our favorite PC vidoe games for the 80s and 90s.  Choplifter, Oregon Trail, Math Blaster, Zork, Sam and Max, Tie Fighter, Warcraft, and of course Counter Strike are all discussed.  We talk about what it was like trying to get the sound card working correctly, dialing in to your friend's pc, and all other issues that gamers went through in order to play their vid...

#92 - To get into the mainframe this week we talk about Hollywood hacking classic, Hackers. We also talk about the potential box office smashing of The Force Awakens, real life hacking in the 90's, and the realistic portrayal of high school students in Beverly Hills 90210. Enjoy!   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-3, Alex-5, Scott-6

#91- The gang gets lost in the world of Labyrinth this week! Join us as we ponder the Bulge of Bowie, reminisce about getting served by Hoggle, and settle once and for all which is better: CGI or Muppets.   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-3, Alex-5, Scott-5

#90 - This week we talk about a bunch of video game testers that work at Brainasiam in the movie, "Grandma's Boy"  Lots of rauncy jokes and geek humor that always make us laugh.  Although Adam Sandler is not in this film, it is made by his company and you can definitely feel his presence  (is that good or bad?)  Anyway, we love it and hope you do too.   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-6, Alex-6,...

#89 - This time around we delve into the cinema of the Carribean by discussing the beginning of the Tom Cruise international action-adventure spy franchise, Mission: Impossible. We also talk about spacious air ducts, the Pentium numbering system, and what happens when a man comes to kick ass and chew bubblegum and runs out of said bubblegum. Enjoy!   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-5, Alex-5, Sco...

#88 - This week we talk about the great animated kung fu epic Kung Fu Panda! Order some great dimsum to go and listen to us talk about almost anything except for Kung Fu Panda like, voice acting, Shrek, and the raping tendancies of velociraptors. Enjoy!   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-3, Alex-6, Scott-6

#87 - We finally talk about one of our favorite movies, Pulp Fiction.  Quentin Tarantino's master piece is one of our all time favorites and we can't stop gushing about it.  Samuel L. Jackson, Uma Thurman, and John Travolta are at their finest.  Also, we discuss the cameo of Jerry Seinfeld. Enjoy.   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-7, Alex-7, Scott-7

#86 - This time we go over one of the foundational comic book movies and pillar of Marvel cinematic popularity, the first X-Men movie. We also go over Liev Shrieber's sideburns, Mutant couture, and how Obi-Wan was kind of a jerk. Enjoy!   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-6, Alex-5, Scott-6

#85 - Kumite! Kumite! Kumite! This week we talk about the greatest martial arts tournement movie of all time. No not Master of the Flying Guillotine, Bloodsport! The incredible true and totally not made up story of Frank Dux.   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-5, Alex-5, Scott-5

#84 - To celebrate the U.S. Independence Day, we discuss the movie, "Independence Day"  We talk about how America has to save the world, and thanks to a Power Mac, humanity is saved.  Also, who could forget President Lonestar's speech and the heroics for Randy Quaid.  Enjoy!   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-6, Alex-6, Scott-4