Handkerchief Dynasty: The "19th Best Edmonton Oilers Podcast!"

Recorded July 5 Topics: - Tripe, after Appetizers and Soups - Lots'o CBA and Return-to-Play details - NHL Owners and Execs to be housed in HUB Mall - Safer than Toronto - Cat-Like Readiness - Bob Mackenzie routinely Breaks the Internet - Salary Cap Questions - A Dearth of Weirdos and a Space Camel - Kenny Holland At the Helm - If You’re On a POS Hockey Team and Not Winning, Hey, That Sucks - Cat-L...

Recorded July 2nd Topics: - CBA / RTP / RNH Extension?  | - Refreshing Bob MacKenzie’s Twitter Page Every 5 Seconds  | - On Advanced Stats  | - When Dallas Eakins Bragged About Our Corsi  | - On Ethan Bear  | - On Darnell Nurse  | - Ben Scrivens for Zack Kassian  | - Ken Holland: The Oath-Keeper  | - The Worst Officiating in Sports History  | - Breaking...

Recorded June 28 Topics: - Holy Tuesday  | - Draft Lottery: Put it in H  | - Elliot Friedman Likes Us  | - CHI, you have 1st Overall  | - High Priest Oil: The End is Nigh, They've Ruined It  | - Brian Burke: "Its a Disgrace"  | - Classic Steve Yzerman: The Picture of Balance  | - HPO: This "H" Business is the NHL Buying Time  | - On Having Too Many Alphas &n...

Recorded June 23rd Topics: - Best Oilers Regular Season since When...?  | - Ryan Kesler Holding Cam Talbot’s Legs Open  | - Oilers in the Cup Final?  | - "Scrums are a Thing of the Past"  | - Interviews That Went Disastrously Off-Course  | - 30 Unanswered Blows and a Mile of Prairie Road  | - The Scrum-Buster  | - Celebrities In The Locker Room  | - Disappoi...

Recorded June 22  | Topics: - Call in Shows: Kind of Like Therapy  | - On Not Taking Fan Anger Personally (i.e. The Guy That Talks Trash on Leon Draisaitl At All The Wrong Times)  | - How Do You Screen Callers?  | - HD: Therapy for the Therapist, a la Dr Melfi from the Sopranos  | - Working OT  | - What Edmonton Oilers trade has produced the most fan bile, Or, Griffin...

Recorded June 19th Topics: - Days-Off, Weekend meals  | - Intent, Your Honor!  | - The Positive Side of Deviant, Anti-Social Behavior  | - Have You Interviewed?  | - Putting Yourself in the Story  | - Not Gonna Talk About That I Just Got Outta Bed  | - 10 Mins In, Can We Talk About Oilers?  | - Dinner Dad: Silent and Dejected  | - The Newest Developments in...

Recorded June 14th Topics: - On Montreal   | - On Old Friends Who Are Still Living The Weirdest Lives   | - Exciting New Game!   | - The Lucic Anchor   | - Casting "The Oil of Our Lives"   | - Corey Potter, Ben Affleck   | - Micheal Shannon, Living Legend   | - Forgot About Andrew Ference?   | - Who is Tom Jane?  ...

Recorded June 15th. Topics: - Jack Michaels in: The Weirdest Intro I've Ever Had  | - Proposing Things in Scenic Settings  | - If Leon Draisaitl Isn't Awarded The Hart, How Should The Media Be Punished?  | - Nathan MacKinnon  | - Could Leon Have Taken the Rocket Too?  | - Most Unreal PP Since '79  | - Clockwork-Orange-Style, Kraftwerk-Soundtracked, Re-Education Camps...

Recorded June 11th. Topics: - Are Your Questions Prepared for The Mystery Guest?  | - Chartable Slash Apple Slash Itunes Slash Slash Slash  | - Training Camps Open July 10th?!?!  | - Which Actors Should Play Which Oilers in their Biopic?  | - No Milk, But You Still Want the Cereal, Starving Person?  | - The Infectious Sexiness of Kailer Yamamoto  | - Who Gets First Cr...

Recorded June 8th Topics: - Old Man Walks at Night  | - The New Dream Team: Psychotic Retirement  | - Throwing Shade on Dallas Eakins  | - Mini Mike Babcock  | - Haircuts That Are Emblems of Personality  | - Dave Tippet OR The End of Blending feat. Craig MacTavish, Ken Hitchcock and Friends  | - The Hockeypocolypse  | - The Dallas Stars vs The Dallas Daleks: All...

Recorded June 4th Topics: - Phase 1 Thru Phase 5  | - Privy By Proxy  | - Scouting the Chicago Blackhawks (for 2 months)  | - Comparin' some ol' team stats  | - Dave Tippet in Minny: Barn-Storming!  | - TESB  | - Terrence Malick, Showrunner  | - What about Jujhar Khaira?  | - "The" Top 9  | - A Big Heavy 4th Line With A Veteran Presence  | - Could...

Recorded May 29 We dive deep into the Oilers vs Blackhawks first round play-in series matchup

Recorded May 4th - Kenny Holland's Crazy First Year As Oilers GM  | - The June Draft???  | - What Kind of Hockey Will We Get When NHL Resumes?  | - Westworld Season 3: In Depth Review  | - Look How Inept We Are!  | - New Country  | - TSN's Oilers All-Time Team  | - Scraping The Bottom of The Barrel  | - George Laraque  | - The "Culture In Decline" Check...

Recorded April 29 - Last Seen Days Ago  | - Skynet VS Zoom  | - Do You Remember the Last Game?   | - The PNHL (Pseudo NHL)  | - "Society": When It Got Real  | - A Little Regular Season?  | - Proposed Tournament  | - The Edmonton Oilers Sequestration  | - How Players Transfer to the PNHL  | - We're Working on Your Anger and Issues With Authority &nb...

- Boston Thoughts  | - Trade Deadline  | - Special Teams  | - Minnesota Wild  | - Calgary   | - Waiting for Dallas Eakins to get Fired  | - Teams that have Run Their Course  |

Recorded January 14th Topics: The Podcast Midlife Crisis | Mirror Me | Japanese Wrestling | Yamomoto | A Second Line | All Star Game Meh | Kassian Vs The Turtle | Review of Recent Run | More Yamamoto | The Goal | The Supporting Cast  | Last Nashville Thoughts | The Battle of Hoth: Edmonton | Christmas Plan (2020) | We Need Bonino (Or: The Power of Italian Dessert) |

Recorded Dec 31st, 2019 Topics: No One is Higher Than The High Priest | “No one Loves Edmonton More Than I Do” | World-Class | You Have The Advantage - You Can Dissociate | Leon: Taking Resp | Our Problem: Players with Delicious Names | A New Start? | Rangers Are a Good Reset Team | In the 80s… | What The Oilers Gotta Do | Fatigue Factor | They Should Just Send Us Memos | Talk About Titillation |...

Recorded Dec 30 Topics: Oilers/Christmas Magic | vs Calgary: What is that? | Can we move to Kansas City too? | The children were heartbroken | What a crazy abdication of your responsibilities as an adult | Top Two Scorers and no confidence going into second half | Business, man | Do they Just Not Want to Play There? | More Calgary game commentary | No system | No defensive awareness | The Most inc...

The Tale of the Lost Tapes  | The Prophet Tale’s of Being At the Game  | Mouthy  | More Thoughts on the Win vs Montreal  | “My brother-in-law is very cool”  | The Last King of Scotland  | The Mandalorian  | More Thoughts on the Montreal Game  | The Adventure  | Straps  | Never Meet Your Insta Idols  | Yelling At The Refs  | Many More Misc...

Recorded Dec 17.  Topics: Awesome Awesome Awesome Game  | The Meringue  | We Never Really Talked About Tippy  | MacCheese Chronicles  | Badcock  | Bill Peters  | Mikko Mikko Mikko  | The Witches Curse  | The Secret Professor’s Skills  | The Checkout Christmas Season  | Toning Down The Fervour  | Core Strength  | Koski  | Throwin...

Recorded Dec 15th. Topics: 20-Something  | The Leafs Game  | If We Don’t Beat The Stars  | The Ultimate Honeymoon Team  | Poor Camera  | Trade Madness  | Alberta’s Greatest Export  | Chant Battles  | HNIC Leafs-Oilers Games  | Connected To Bears  | The Starz: A Storied Matchup  | 3 Goalies? Or 3 Defenseman?  | Goalie Cam Goalie  | Ge...

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Recorded Dec 12 (Postgame). Topics: Why Didn’t Tipp Pull Smith?  | Defensive Woes  | So Many Goals Allowed  | Time to Reunite Connie and Drai  | The Delayed Autumn Slump  | Shakey Goaltending  | Three Defensemen?  | Three Games, Three Losses: Not Happy  | Circus Coming To Town  | Something I May Still Need if the Oilers Suck Again?  | What You Thin...

Recorded Dec 12 Topics: Carolina Game: Strange  | Connor in Shootouts / Penalty Shots  | The Dark Back Alley of the Season  | Goaltending is Shakey?  | Minny Has Our Number  | Emerging From The Cellar  | Oilers Fans Sixth Sense  | Puck Luck and Snake Bites  | The Hockey Dictionary  | Need More Juice  | Moral Fibre  | The Jade Monkey  | Gi...

Recorded Dec 8th.  Topics: No Shots  | Bad Ice  | One Game Winning Streaks  | Snuggliest Team In the NHL  | Pig In The City  | Roloson: Gimme My Goalie Jersey  | Mike Smith: The Nose Knows  | Ken Holland: High Holiness Lord Mayor  | What’s Going on With The Podcast Numbers?  | Muttering-Consistent Behavior  | Laughed Right Out Of The Barn &nbs...