Hand on the Door

Fiction EN ↓ 41 episodes

Hand on the Door is an actual play Delta Green cosmic horror comedy podcast of five best friends laughing into the void and kicking against the pricks. Sam leads Jimmy (FP), Mazie (Fruman), Aubrey (Fredrickson), Brady (Noelle) through a surrealist nightmare in New Mexico, an original story inspired by coffee black as midnight on a moonless night, children of Old Leech, and the writings of Sutter Cane. New episodes of HotD will be released every other week! Discord where we discuss Burger King and Burger King related paraphernalia: https://discord.gg/u9FAW7nGfv

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Hand on the Door

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S1E16: Memoriarium 08.09.2025 1:46:54

In which our protagonists close the book on Hobbs, New Mexico once and for all. Kinda. Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/u9FAW7nGfv⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.handonthedoor.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Astonishingly astounding artwork by Val Hal Halvorson Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.c...

S1E15: I Cut His Head Off 24.08.2025 1:16:22

In which our Gallant Guardians Grill a Grieving Grade-Schooler Grandpa Grabbed by a Grotesque Guise, Gab with a Granite Godhead Gobbet, and Gruesomely Gouge a Grisly Globe for a Gnostic Guru. Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/u9FAW7nGfv⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.handonthedoor.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Asto...

S1E14: Why the Talk Boy Stay 11.08.2025 49:52

In which our Envoys Ensnare a Euphoric Educator, Entrance Enemies with an Eerie Entomologic Elegy, and Encounter the Emaciated Elder Enrobed in Engulfing Ebon Eyewear while Ensconced in an Eldritch Embryo. Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/u9FAW7nGfv⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.handonthedoor.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

S1E13: ASCII Art of a Topless Woman 28.07.2025 1:04:34

In which our nosy and nimble navigators nose through nostalgic negatives of 'Nam, needle their nebulous networker for new knowledge, and notice nightmarish noises of neural nodes 'neath the nautical nexus. Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/u9FAW7nGfv⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.handonthedoor.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

S1E12: This House is Built by Frank Lloyd Wrong 14.07.2025 1:16:11

In which our harried and hypervigilant hunters heave from a horrid haunt, hit up a heap of hive-minded hollow hymnals , and heist hospital histories from a hallucinatory hall of heirlooms and hagiographies. Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/u9FAW7nGfv⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.handonthedoor.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Astonis...

S1E11: First Things First, This Monster is Caked Up 28.06.2025 1:19:59

In which our oblique operatives overstep into an ominous oubliette, outrun an ominous ovum and offal organism, and obtrude on an observance at an opulent old officiary. We are releasing episodes every 2-4 weeks now because we all work in healthcare full time and the world is burning down! Plus I do everything myself. Me. Game Mom Sam. No help. Especially from my players. They're the worst. J/k...

S1E10: Didn't We Do This Already? 27.05.2025 1:11:46

In which our—whoa, this seems really familiar, did someone put the wrong tape in the—jaded journeymen jabber jovially, jauntily journey to the junked joint, jive with a jittery junkman, and jostle their way to the jaws below. Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/u9FAW7nGfv⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.handonthedoor.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

S1E9: Consent Is My Love Language 08.05.2025 1:18:03

In which our paranoid protagonists proceed from a peculiar professor's parlor, pinpoint a planted parasite, parse paths presented by a pedantic prick, and plumb the populace for a pending proclamation. Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/u9FAW7nGfv⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.handonthedoor.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Astonishingly astounding a...

S1E8: It's Not a Time Loop, It's Canadians 15.04.2025 1:25:33

In which our lost lads leave a largely lambent lair, link up with leafed lawmen, learn from a looming loyalty, and lie with liminal lullabies in which loves are lost. Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/u9FAW7nGfv⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.handonthedoor.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Astonishingly astounding artwork by Val Hal Halvorson Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

S1E7: Presidential Trivia with Mazie 24.03.2025 44:32

In which our embattled explorers encounter an entranced Egon enmeshed in eerie equations, endure an escalating ember emergency, experience each other’s egos, and are engulfed by an eternal eldritch entity. BONUS Check out our instagram for a birthday picture of everyone Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord: ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/u9FAW7nGfv⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://...

S1E6: Welcome to the Opera 10.03.2025 1:07:48

In which our harrowed hounds huddle with their handler, haggle over hazardous home heists, hold hesitant hearings with a hierophant, and hone in on horrifying heuristics. Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord: ⁠https://discord.gg/u9FAW7nGfv⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.handonthedoor.com/⁠⁠⁠ Astonishingly astounding artwork by Val Hal Halvorson Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://w...

S1E5: Take Me Out into the Desert so I Can Power Bottom 24.02.2025 58:59

Sorry I'm late, work sucks, I know. In which our daring do gooders depart distinguished doctors, delve into dangerous demonology, and discourse with a debauched druggie dignitary dispensing doctrine from 'da dropout den. Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/⁠⁠⁠ Discord: https://discord.gg/u9FAW7nGfv Website: ⁠⁠https://www.handonthedoor.com/⁠⁠ Astonishingly astounding ar...

S1E4: Swan Boat 02.02.2025 1:08:02

In which our erstwhile examiners enter E coli-laden eddies with Eagle-like enterprises, exhume eldritch edifices, and encounter elusive eremites to elucidate edible engagements. Instagram: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/⁠⁠ Discord: ⁠ https://discord.gg/u9FAW7nGfv Website: ⁠https://www.handonthedoor.com/⁠ Astonishingly astounding artwork by Val Hal Halvorson Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠https://www....

S1E3: Fred Durst Saves the Day Again 18.01.2025 48:23

In which our eager explorers examine erudite enclosures, excavate esoteric electronics, and exhort everyone to engage ear-splitting entertainers. Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/⁠ Discord: https://discord.gg/u9FAW7nGfv Website: https://www.handonthedoor.com/ Astonishingly astounding artwork by Val Hal Halvorson Instagram: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/val_hal_hal/⁠⁠ Bluesky: ⁠...

S1E2: You Guys Should Be At Chapel Right Now 10.01.2025 59:26

In which our nosey nogoodniks navigate nests and nooks to nab nowledge and notable nefarious nuances. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/ Astonishingly astounding artwork by Val Hal Halvorson Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/val_hal_hal/⁠ Bluesky: ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/valhal.bsky.social⁠ Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual proper...

S1E1: Roll Babyface 27.12.2024 1:32:47

In which our intrepid instruments of investigation interpret information and infiltrate an institute of indoctrination to intercept insidious intentions. Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/handonthedoorpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/u9FAW7nGfv⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.handonthedoor.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Astonishingly astounding artwork by Val Hal Halvorson...