Hand In The Dirt

Felder, Surber and Hartzell welcome Paul Roberts to the show (aka @paulheels on twitter and Jabber Hammer on IG or TikTok). Our buddy from the " Bass and Brews " podcast hops on to talk Lowe's, Rad Dadding and a little fishing. Felder talks about his upcoming "Hot Boy Summer" and do we think Felder does bits? Plus Surber has some deleted scenes where he and Hartzell re-litigate "The Pass...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell have a dandy for all you Hartbeets, Surblurkers and the off-chance you're. Hurdvert. The gang talks P=word vs C-word, Menard's vs Lowe's and Felder embraces being a catdaddy to ruin your fun. Voicemails including talking SNKRS plus did you have Talent Shows? Mozz sticks and what is up with the "turdation process" with respect to wet mess known as soup. Come on and get w...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell talk about if Felder is a Cat Daddy plus The Fresh Market is not just a grocery store, it is an experience. The gang also gets into some voicemails talking invisible fencing, HVAC pricing for Nat and SUVs. Should Felder buy Hartzell's Tahoe? Plus wife brunch, jewelers, house renovation plans and more Victor discussion.  Rate. Review. Subscribe.  #LETSGROW See...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell talk Mark Ruffalo, a specific vacuum plus Stephen calls birthday spot. Felder gets into "card talk" that is fruitless and Surber tries to steer the ship. We got a Rooster and is it ab-or vs ab-whore one the 1s and 2s? Y'all like fish'n'chips and somehow JJ Redick leads us to LSG! Rate. Review. Subscribe. #LETSGROW See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Cali...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell are back at it with cousin hangs, family intervention and gutter pine trees. The gang has to handle a bit of a chicken tragedy which leads to a rooster. Plus they talk shoe laces because if you're gonna stunt, then do it like a boss. Cheers.  Rate. Review. Subscribe. #LETSGROW See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell are blunt this episode but before that the gang talks "Thank You Notes" plus Sixpence None The Richer. Keeping the musical theme they get into Taylor Swift plus a bleeped out Miley Cyrus discussion. Have a mantra in your home, a home that has a new house warming gift. Plus laces as a part of sneaker talk that is underdiscussed, Sara's first Jordans for Purdue and Cam'ro...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell welcome Ryan Nanni from the Shutdown Fullcast on as a surprise guest. The quartet talks Victor Wembanyama, again, plus Harlem Globetrotters in their new basketball podcast. Plus They get into dealing with Santa with kids, deal with multiple child interruptions plus Grail Shoes. Which magazines do you get, and why is one Coldwater Creek? Nanni predicts TCU-UGA before it...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell have a great post Christmas episode for you, including Felder ruining Christmas. Plus they have a very in-depth discussion about their top expertise; NBA Draft and Victor Wembanyama. Plus TEACHERS SHOULD GET THEIR OWN PARKING SPACES at the grocery store. Surber recounts a Christmas disaster that he fixed and saved. Felder goes through three days of hell, and Hartzell le...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell talk about the upcoming holidays with Hanukkah already revved up and Christmas coping. Hartzell gets a tree and is on full dad-duty while also doing the show. Surber gets a big Christmas present during the show. Felder takes the wait and see approach to parenting after there is a wild scream. Plus there are gingerbread houses to make, what is a waffle bar and the g...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell get into the Holiday Spirit talking gifts for their kids, nieces and nephews, plus Felder gags a chainsaw and when do kids do sleepovers?! RIP Mike Leach, stanning Short Kings and are you in the "clean plate club" now?  Rate. Review. Subscribe. #LETSGROW See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-no...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell welcome a crash guest, Roddy Jones, from the ACC Network to the show to talk outside plants living indoors, Christmas tree decorating and more. The gang gets into window coverings, Lowe's sucking at the appliance game, terrible art and a voicemail finely details Felder's music taste. Who doesn't like Katy Perry? Then the biggest question of all, hydronic vs boiler...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell ask what is the most dangerous sports projectile, SEC as sausage, egg and cheese vs steak egg and cheese plus is Bone Fish Grill good? Michael Vick Christmas ornaments, Thanksgiving recap, Estate sale voicemails plus a full recap of a Hartzell's Turkey Trot stats. Buy your Texas Pete hot dog chili on ebay.  Rate. Review. Subscribe.  #LETSGROW See Privacy Polic...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell get into why most fans are HartBeets; he would not go to a cockfight and he is gives grace to "go to dish" talk. Real men burn their leaves, Felder sings Wild Kratts, Surber explains the interstate to people and they talk more leaf removal and the difference between landscaping in the Midwest vs the South. Y'all like White Fang?  Rate. Review. Reply.  #LETSGRO...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell get into removing leaves, taking some voicemails and HVAC talk. Plus fruit flies in the freezer, stealing from a smoothie shop vs stealing from Dairy Queen, catching the belt from your folks and do you have hairy legs? The gang talks AP poll trying to guess the CFP rankings, Blue Dogs and Felder's kid is a Hartbeet.  What is your ideal barbecue plate?! If it ain't...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell get into Felder's "hoarder energy" plus sneaker spills and "can you reuse turkey grease?" The gang also talks kid medicine, who is your wife's fantasy man and Halloween sucker rankings. Leaf raking as a workout plan and Felder stands up for Auburn and instagram influencers. Cheers! Rate. Review. Subscribe.  #LETSGROW See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/pri...

Felder, Surber and Holly (from Channel Six and The Shutdown Fullcast) step up because there is no Stephen Hartzell. For the first time in 137 episodes, the leader of the show doesn't appear. But, he does drop a great voicemail to contribute while F-S-H get into Krystal breakfast, outdoor cats, plans for the new pollinator garden and driving from Knoxville to Asheville. We Stan bulk pick up Kings,...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell have a lot of fun talking women's US soccer and the legendary Hartzell Hot Dog. They talk new grill, Korn, Felder's got a lady and Spectrum sucks. Daniel Day Lewis drinks our milkshakes up while the gang talks about Felder fixing up his yard and not liking sex stuff.  Rate. Review. Subscribe. #LETSGROW See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell have a surprise guest crash the show (@celebrityhottub) and talk a lot of moving. The SHORT KINGS KINGS take voicemails, plus why DirecTV sucks shit, walkability mattering in your neighborhood and Savannah vs Samantha. As mentioned the gang takes a lot of moving voicemails headlined by a soggy mattress, Marko Kart and MOVING IS A SCAM!!! Have you been BOO'D? Plus is Mic...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell have a blast talking about grills' and their sideburners that no one needs, Aqua Teen Hunger Force and The Fray. The gang also gets into why an outdoor cat is useless if you have mice in a shed, Felder's popcorn cart and Hartzell's red wine talk. Walmart Slippers, New Grills, Surber and Hartzell steak seasoning plus Felder's move.  Rate. Review. Subscribe. #LE...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell are all in for the whole episode, a Hartzell Movie Episode! The gang talks "On Clouds" plus the BX/PX action figure selections, poker and Cinderella. Ever worn an eye patch? Plus mowing videos, Halloween Candy, Ya-Ya the "chicken whisperer" and is Hartzell's audio doctored? Hopefully y'all are safe from Hurricane Ian and love for James Madison's football team. RIP Cooli...

Felder, Hartzell and eventually Surber get into a lot on the show. The gang has voicemails, emails including talking zoysia, Goodfellas and they go chicken talk to the max because Hartzell is on massacre stopping duty this weekend. Bears and Bermuda plus the Mile High Club. What's your kid's ball size? Plus a President Cup Trip for two of the trio. Surber proves why he's the star of the show....

Felder, Surber and Hartzell welcome Miller Yoho (@milleryoho on twitter) back to the show to talk Duke's Kickoff Classic, The President's Cup and the logistics of doing stuff in Charlotte. Felder is unemployed, RADDAD life, is Miller being a rad dad stacking his kid's team plus Toco Hills Talks. Martha is hot. Thanks for youth sports and hopefully this episode is not Reggie or Tom Berringer for yo...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell use their "Powerful Microphones" to interview Marilyn Payne (@marilyn_payne on twitter and @marilynpayne on IG). The quartet talks sideline experience, Andie McDowell having nice kids, Carrboro kind of sucks and would you like to be in an elevator with Bill Romanowski? Hartzell hates on Delaware and Felder defends the Blue Hen State. They talk yards, chickens, owl attac...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell have a full show for you today as they record before they descend into Week One and the hell that is work. Hartzell talks about his MC Pee Floor duo, Surber gets into if he is going to the work thing or not and Felder delivers some big news. Speaking of deliver, Hartzell has a week to deliver on the eggs to Surber before we basically we quit doing the show. The gan...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell get into what is a "proper sized dog" plus eating hot dogs straight out of the pack and how do you handle family group chats. Felder is dealing with an open house while Hartzell has a neighbor that Surber IDs as cool. So does Felder. WE WILL NOT BE GOUGED!! Means nothing if you don't listen. But also a lot of talk about cheating in school, boys peeing everywhere and goi...