Hand In The Dirt

Felder, Surber and Hartzell debut their 'How I Met Your Mother' episode and also their first poopcast. The guys talk conditioning grass after winter, field turf vs grass as it relates to injuries plus kitchen clutter anxiety. They revisit the New Home Draft and realize shopvac and ladder were bad omissions. Hartzell has a "wood situation" plus do you remember Eckerd Drugs? They play a full Nike co...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell do their New Home Draft in a whirlwind 5 round, 15 pick affair. Were some things forgotten? Yes. Send in what you'd put in there. The gang also listens to voicemails including Top 5 shoes in their collection, Dave helping Holly and "Are you a Hartzell or a Surber?" Plus goblin feet, tote bag game, root beer and hennessy and lawn plus weather talk about when and what to...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell talk about Valentine's Day, make Super Bowl predictions (Felder wins), talk Sam Mills and argue about The Weather Channel vs National Weather Service. Advice for helping Holly move plus aggressive street nails, does St. Louis suck and Sod vs Seed. Can 1 person sod a lawn? Is straw a deterrent? Airport parking plus a lot of NFL Draft talk!! Rate. Review. Follow. #LE...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell welcome Holly Anderson (Channel 6) to the show to celebrate episode 100. They talk "what bobo stuff isn't worth it" plus cereal etiquette and the Beatles. Holly has 3 dilemmas and the best one is moving big ass planters around. What is the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation plus House Hunting with Holly and buying a BAPE shirt. Suck pump vs sump pump and Pike Gardening...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell have a lovely talking snow shoveling, snow forecasting plus your voicemails. One voicemail puts Hartzell in a body bag, all 4 voicemails are mislabeled on account of Felder not understanding computers or "sort by date" process. The gang talks about getting fired from the YMCA, take real time SNKRs Ls plus talk UGA football and Brian Kelly. In what might be the best fina...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell can't decide if this is the Wordle episode, the Life Between the Margins episode or the Road Trip Poop episode. The gang talk about mower maintenance, planting winter rye plus best balcony plants for a very hot Dallas balcony (go with some aloe). Felder gets a butterfly knife. Hartzell has a blogspot. Listener emails and voicemails including breaking down the recor...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell recap their time in Indianapolis plus Surbs talks about a Cherry. The gang gets into Boogie Nights plus Old Dogs vs Wild Hogs, Chip and Jo vs anyone else on HGTV or DIY. Who is your TV Dad? Voicemails get played including brick confidence vs brick math. Remember Keith van Horn? Plus do you need WAM for natural disasters? More pest talk and can you go from an extrovert t...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell have a hell of a show for you this week. This is the positivity and pre-school show! Why is Chicago the Windy City plus the Beatles, Jack Johnson and WAM aka Walking Around Money. More Voicemails, F*ck Deer for our guy Bo Hicks, plus rental car debates and what if you won the lottery? Hartzell's grass is killing the game, what if your lawn mower was a vacuum cleaner and...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell welcome Amanda Mull (@amandamull on twitter) from The Atlantic to the show. She talks some pressure washing and the gang gets into Home Alone discussion about if you could take a brick to the dome like Marv. Amanda also talks UGA football, smoke alarms, teeth are pretty fucked up. More "Animal Fight Night" plus hating on Dunks, zoos are gross and WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS!! R...

Hartzell, Surber and Felder welcome back Holly Anderson from Channel 6 and the Shutdown Fullcast to the show. The gang spends way too much time dealing with Bad News Felder but someone has an edibles experience, they talk over the pants and hands stuff plus Sharks and Minnows. Voicemails are played, including an epic Felder dunk that stops the show. Throw in the blood microscope, Felder's fin...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell give you their Christmas episode! The gang talks about Felder being back in NC which includes Bermuda Grass, sparkling water and "Flea Market Dude Rock." What is the drug that had the biggest come up plus seafood, traveling with a kid and how many classes did you fail in college? This is also the singing episode with guest appearances from Lil Wyte, Josey Scott, The Cra...

THIS IS OUR SAAB EPISODE even though we start the show talking Dodge Neons before revealing the results of recipe poll. The gang also gets into Sex and the City, family members spelling your name wrong plus hydroexcavation, lawns thriving vs dying plus some real dad energy. Pans for Christina, Anchovies, "Surber Lurkers" get a shout out plus Hot Browns and Felder and Hartzell working high sch...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell get their giggle box tipped over by Nickelback plus Peggy from RHOC shows up and they talk middle school slow dancing with Petey Pablo. The guys do talk lawns, stadium turf, Bradford Pears and how they got rid of their turkey frying grease. More recipe talk, thanks to the poll plus alternative turkeys, pedialyte, schmaltz and the Chevy Lumina Van.  Rate. Review. Su...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell welcome back celebrity guest Daniel Palmer (@dpalm66) from MTR Network & UDPod to talk about our Thanksgivings, Leaf Removal plus deep cut Wu-Tang talk. This is the gangs: Lotion, ATL Hawks, Pandas and Longest Bleeping of all-time episode. Voicemails including the Nanni fridge, Hartzell's biggest supporters plus a deep dive into UGA-Bama to get you ready for the SEC Tit...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell patiently await Felder's plumber while getting into the first of many episodes regarding leaf removal. They also talk nitrile gloves, blue vs black, Shaqtaroni and a brief SNKRs fight. Do you know anything about Disney World, because they don't. Plus bolo ties, countertop styles and Meredith with the fall bulb knowledge the guys just don't have! Rate. Review. Subscribe....

Felder, Surber and Hartzell welcome Holly Anderson back to the show to talk winter greens and Thanksgiving. The Shutdown Fullcast and Channel 6 host/writer returns to get into cool whip as a savior, growing microgreens plus Vols football. Felder's wife shows up, the gang talks growing a cherry tree, meat needles plus upgrade your thermometer game. Also animal fight night continues. Courtney Vander...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell talk about a Hall Brawl with Derrick Henry and give you all a Halloween recap, including a spaghetti nightmare and blood splatter. Grandpa Felder visited, there's a live SNKRS loss plus Friendsgiving. The gang talks a little winter cilantro, why is the swiss chard falling over, play some voicemails and Hartzell gets into bringing his plants inside. Y'all get down with H...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell welcome Patti and Ryan to the show aka @DrPattiJones and @celebrityhottub to talk Halloween, animal fight night simulations plus the collective take on lazy rivers. Would you rather have a baby navy seal, a seal baby in the navy or a seal team six year old? Da'Quan Bowers reference, MC Pee Pants, more lexis nexis and an update on the Krispy Kreme challenge. Zo...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell get into Duke football, Odyssey of the Mind plus the Bubba Sparxxx story from like 2 episodes ago. The gang talks lawn updates; Felder planted winter greens and Hartzell's cool season grass is thriving. Listener voicemails include the 185 person Texas HSFB rosters plus more animal fight night. Card grading, Beyonce plus some spooky intro music. #LETSGROW Rate. Review. S...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell get back into the dumpster for a very fun episode that has a lot of lawn talk including cool season grasses and how to fertilize. The gang also talks coyotes, new countertops plus Hartzell's pissmud problem and why do men's underwear have such big logos on the waistband. Listener voicemails, hit us up y'all! Badminton life, Surber the vegetarian plus animal fight night...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell have a big show for y'all including the debut of their first voicemails. How much money do you need to win in the lottery to quit work forever? Dog food pricing, where is East St. Louis plus could you beat up a bald eagle? Before getting to Surber's weed whacker they get into talking football fields and have a very esoteric conversation about camera placement in stadium...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell talk lawncare including getting a lime down, aeration and seeding plus a lot of SPRINKLER TALK!! The gang also hits on Hartzell hooping, no nitrogen fertilizer, dog dental work, what's the layout of your High School and left-handed people as some of the most discriminated people in the world. Plus Talkin' Walken, cards getting graded and which of the Seven Dwarfs is Fel...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell open up the t-shirt request line as we get into aeration season so get in there baby. They put a button on the Steve Nash fight talk, plus instead of, "Is Felder Mean" they play, "Is Being Surly Bad" where Felder does get surly. They talk pre-2 loss Clemson in a post-2 loss Clemson world plus astroturf talk...shout out to Larry Centers. Weird proms, the guys proms...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell welcome back the Queen of the Show: Holly Anderson of Shutdown Fullcast After Dark, and Channel 6 fame. The gang gets into Holly's summer wins plus a guest appearance from Spencer Hall aka edsbs who thinks Steve Nash would kick Felder's ass. Shaqaroni pizza, Erika's voice connecting Holly and Felder back to home, Brad Pitt and his lady hair plus Werewolves of London. Sh...

Felder, Surber and Hartzell welcome back Erika Pfeiler to talk gardening wins plus canning. Pfeiler also introduces them to a container website they fall in love with plus some home reno, real life style talk. She also wows us with her "magical tomato device" as they talk sauce. The gang also talks rats, Bud Lights are refreshing, Jerky Boys, big dishwashers, Hartzell the tennis player and th...