Halloween is Forever

The Gruesome Twosome once again take on the Shaw Brothers when Brian and Steve watch the Oily Maniac. An incel power fantasy about coconut magic and bringing women to justice. For all the yelling and head smashing he does, perhaps a better title would've been The Toxic Masculinity Avenger. Distract yourself from the horrors of the Malaysian justice system with some of the oiliest parkour ever film...

The Drive-In truly never dies as this week's post-apocalypse anthology of horror occurs in the remains of a drive-in theater. Brian drops 5 tales of horror on Steve which leave him asking, "wasn't this supposed to be a punishment episode?" This movie's got it all; 16mm film with Final Cut 7 titles, goopy gloppy special effects, and critical skellymens who represent every podcast ever. Plus a surpr...

The pod is alive with the sound of music. Weird electronics, abused saxophones, and Marilyn Manson covers, but still music all the same when it's ... Hereditary (2018) vs Lost Highway (1997) vs The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)   Can Steve gallop his way to reclaiming the belt, or will he run out of breath before show's end? Does guest Antonio have what it takes to improvise his way to a win, o...

Send in the klowns. Those spacey and killy klowns. We've reached the end of the March of the Clowns and now it's time to direct your attention to the center ring for the 80s singular event. Written, directed, produced with special fx by The Chiodo Brothers. What if Aliens, Predator, and the Looney Tunes were all squeezed through a meat grinder into the sausage casing of a clown? You get this movie...

As March of the Clowns continues, Brian and Steve play a little Tubi Roulette and land smack dab in the middle of a clown universe in Delco. Part of the larger umbrella of bad movies done cheap provided by Sterling Entertainment, Camp Blood follows a bunch of non-actors as they're killed uncreatively with Spirit Halloween props. But is there enough gaffs and goof'em ups to make this $10,000 slopfe...

If a film was made in tragic circumstances, a podcast can resurrect their restless spirit to make fun of them mercilessly. Dimension films in the early 2000s had so many embarrassing children. Sure they wanted you to pay attention to Sin City but ignore all the bad kids of Hellraiser 7, Dracula 2 and Reindeer Games. Perhaps none more sad than the 4th Crow movie. Only one contractual week in theate...

Send in the clowns...of the killer variety. This month Brian and Steve are joined by returning guest Big Clown Ben on this tent pole episode for...   Killer Clown (2009) vs Clowntown (2016) vs Blood Harvest (1987)   Will Steve extend his reign with all the force and fury inside him, or will he be seeking a vacation? Can Ben capture the belt with his first third pick, or will he be packing his bags...

This week actor, writer, producer Ken Arnold joins Brian and Steve to share stories from his film The Night Watchmen. We get to go behind the scenes of the film, stories of his co-stars and get a little bit of Baltimore lore. Ken even reveals an exclusive bit of unknown production changes. We also learn about his new movie A Town Called Purgatory as well as his pro baseball career. Plus we announc...

This week we get horny. In celebration and honor of Stuart Gordon, Joe Lynch's Suitable Flesh takes us back to a time of 90s erotica sleaze and injects it full of Lovecraftian body horror. Written by Gordon's writing partner, starring Gordon's favorite actress Barbara Crampton, and produced by Gordon's buddy Brian Yuzna. The film also features Heather Graham in a surprising role. Hear all the swea...

We interrupt the Super Bowl for this really important horror movie podcast about Fish Piss. Shocking results in our audience poll from last week's Stephen King Showdown leads to one of the most psychically damaging punishment films of 2024, and we're only two months in. Plus we announce the voting topics for March and does Brian have a Columbo replacement for Steve?   Find Us Online- Instagram: ht...

For February, Brian and Steve are having a good ole fashion New England Nor'easter Tag Match when they pit four Stephen King adaptations against each other.   Gerald's Game (2017) / Pet Sematary (1989) vs The Mist (2007) / The Dead Zone (1983)   Can Brian handcuff himself to the first win of 2024, or have his chances gone sour? Will Steve be Walken away with the title, or did he make a roadside wh...

For February, Brian and Steve are having a good ole fashion New England Nor'easter Tag Match when they pit four Stephen King adaptations against each other.   Gerald's Game (2017) / Pet Sematary (1989) vs The Mist (2007) / The Dead Zone (1983)   Can Brian handcuff himself to the first win of 2024, or have his chances gone sour? Will Steve be Walken away with the title, or did he make a roadside wh...

Our first 202Horror release of 2024 is ready to roll. Brian and Steve lace up the rentals and get a bucket of beers for ten frames of Last Night at Terrace Lanes. When a death cult interrupts the closing of a bowling alley, can a father and daughter team reconcile their differences to make it out alive? Do this film hit Brooklyn for 10 or are we marking it foul? Plus we announce our films for the...

Returning to exercise his vengeance as the December champion, author Brandon Getz unleashes ... a goofy, live-action Looney Tunes film. Brian and Steve as subjected to the horrors of  ... a caterpuppy? Despite being produced by Sean S. Cunningham, featuring Kane Hodder, having a score by Harry Manfredini, and a having a skeletal zombie horse, House 2 isn't a horror film. It's not even a true seque...

In the first of two punishment films for the month, Brian and Steve wish they were blind and deaf after watching this slapped together, low-budget alt history comedy. This bad movie painted like a fake bad movie was brought to them by Sara the ReAnimated Nerd. Can they find enough meat on this turkey or will they be reaching for their alcoholic root beers? Find Us Online- Instagram: https://www.in...

The first showdown of 202Horror brings the hyper stylized Italian slasher subgenre of Giallo to the front. This month Brian and Steve are joined by guest Sara Jackson @Reanimated. Nerd. She's an actress. FX artist and cosplayer from Florida. Will it help her in this showdown of ... Blood and Black Lace (1964) vs Tenebrae (1982) vs Torso (1973)   Will Steve be the first champ of the new year, or ha...

The first showdown of 202Horror brings the hyper stylized Italian slasher subgenre of Giallo to the front. This month Brian and Steve are joined by guest Sara Jackson @Reanimated. Nerd. She's an actress. FX artist and cosplayer from Florida. Will it help her in this showdown of ... Blood and Black Lace (1964) vs Tenebrae (1982) vs Torso (1973)   Will Steve be the first champ of the new year, or ha...

The first showdown of 202Horror brings the hyper stylized Italian slasher subgenre of Giallo to the front. This month Brian and Steve are joined by guest Sara Jackson @Reanimated. Nerd. She's an actress. FX artist and cosplayer from Florida. Will it help her in this showdown of ... Blood and Black Lace (1964) vs Tenebrae (1982) vs Torso (1973)   Will Steve be the first champ of the new year, or ha...

Happy New Year to our Rascals, Scamps and listeners around the world. We're on our holiday malarkey, so as a gift we're giving everyone an exclusive clip from our Patreon Exclusive podcast FAMILY IS FOREVER. The only place where you can hear Steve torture Brian with every Fast and The Furious film. Enjoy this clip and consider joining us as a Rascal. Plus we announce the Giallo films and guest for...

Maury Cramduss ... Moory Clickpiss ... Merry Crisis! and Happy Holidays. This week Steve has assembled a team of podcasters to take apart and reconstruct SANTASTEIN. The recently released comedy horror about Santa's death, resurrection and murder spree, just as was prophesied in the Bible. Joining him is the cast from Decayin' with the Boys, Matt and Adam as well as the former co-host of Hop Natio...

For your Holiday programming enjoyment Brian going solo to bring you some season's cheer. Brian's making his watch list and checking it twice to help fill up your days with Christmas and Christmas Horror films. He's joined by his daughters for family friendly viewing and is occasionally harassed by Robo-Steve.  Plus we announce the topic for our January Showdown. Find Us Online- Instagram: https:/...

Gifts have been granted by His Infernal Majesty, The Guest is comfortably tucked into the discord, Beers are nestled cozily in their glasses, It's time for a Showdown!   Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) vs Black Christmas (1974) vs Await Further Instructions (2018)   Can Steve use the power of two movies in one to reclaim the belt, or is his Christmas wish going out with the garbage? Does...

Tis the season for holiday movies, and here that means more holiday horror. Directed by the writer of Five Nights at Freddy's and the writer of Freaky comes an attempt to parody Hallmark Christmas and It's Wonderful Life while also being a slasher film. But for the two old movie grinches Brian and Steve, is this movie Christmassy enough? Is it horrific enough? Is it gay enough? Open the door on yo...

We kick off the holiday horror season with a cynical exercise in capitalist filmmaking. At what point does art cease being art? Is it when it's made as a scam or trick to make money? Is it when Geddy Lee dresses up as a giant bush and menaces British women? Brian and Steve plumb the depths and ruin their psyches so you don't have to. Plus we announce our films for the Secret Satan showdown in Dece...

Happy Turkey Week. Brian and Steve take a trip to Plymouth, Mass for Thanksgiving. Not the holiday, but the newly released full feature slasher directed by Eli Roth based on his 2007 fake trailer from Grindhouse. Is it a new holiday tradition, or does this bird get stuffed? Listen in for our full spoiler breakdown. Find Us Online- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halloweenisforever/ Patreon: H...